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as you may know, I'm solely a One Direction fan and I tend to stay that way, but you know what, I'm a open-minded person so, I'm about to do a little 5sos montage (just for the gals or guys in the 5SOS family ;D ) and give you guys my first thoughts on the band and...honestly, I have not really gone that far into what I'm going to do for this chapter so, I'm just going to play it by ear and do a 5sos run!. Sorry to the Directioners out there... I know, I know, One Direction is fucking fly as shit... so heres a picture of them looking fucking hot as every to make up for this chapter!



OH SHIT I HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT TO DO FOR THIS CHAPTER! Okay, so, I'm going to give my thoughts about their personality and the 5SOS family is going to comment below if I got anywhere near their personality just by looking at a single picture.

now back to 5sos
NOTE: When I first had the idea of this chapter, I was not fully on bored with the whole 5sos stuff, so for me to do this I had to take a big step in the other direction. your welcome.

Okay, so heres a picture I found of them

yes, I've learned their names just for you guys!

My thoughts: Okay, they look innocent, but from their other pictures they seem like a punk, maby like a rock band. Personally not really my type but I can see why other people my find it super attractive as fuck, and who could blame them? In all seriousness, they look like the next One Direction, kind of sad about that but, good for the 5SOS family! I'll give them bout 3-5 years before they end up like 1D, which in my book, is pretty fucking stable! So, good for you guys!

individual pics:

Lets start off with the Harry of the band, Luke.

So, I think we can all agree that he is the most famous one out of the band. TBH, he looks like the kind of guy that would voluntarily wear skinny jeans and have NO second thoughts about starting a fight with some emo-kid down the block behind a out-of-buisness Panda Express. This kid looks like he gives completely ZERO FUCKS. He does not look like a chill kind of guy, but more of a bad boy that has a bod made out of a mother fucking ass-magnet. Let me just take a shot in the dark here and guess that he has taken many good-girls virginitys yet has never had a serious relationship before, but is looking for one and is ready and able to love a girl and treat her like a mother fucking queen.

DID I GUESS HER PERSONALITY RIGHT? COMMENT BELOW IF I WAS ANYWHERE CLOSE!

next up, we have Calum Hood

okay, this guy definitely was bullied in school. He does not look like the kind of guy that just breezed by in the hallways. He looks like the kind of guy who is not really interested in girls, but more into hanging out with his guy friends. He probably grew up in the west, didn't he? Okay, I'm just gonna take a guess here because I don't read 5sos fanfics but, probably in every story, there is a pic of him wearing a OBEY snapback and he is never really one of the main characters, and if he is, he is probably the main girls bed friend/brother. He looks like he is ridiculously smooth when it comes to the lades. Like, this mother fucker could probably go up to any bitch and smile and have her in his arms in 0.67397629 seconds.

DID I GUESS HIS PERSONALITY RIGHT? COMMENT BELOW IF I DID!

so, now, the guy known for his hair, Michael Clifford

He looks a guy that has probably been in jail before, but really has not done a single bad thing in his life. He was definitely not one of the popular kids, but somehow has had more girlfriends that all of 5SOS combined. He looks like he has had a rough childhood and probably has a heartwarming story to why he is in the band. This guy is probably the kind of person that would die for a person just to make them happy. He is probably the most fucking sweetest guy in the band besides for this up come band member that we are about to talk about!

DID I GUESS HIS PERSONALITY RIGHT? COMMENT BELOW IF I DID!

Last, but certainly not least we have, Ashton Irwin

okay, first of all, wow. just wow. personally, he is the best looking guy in the group. He seems like the kind of guy that would bring you roses on the first date. He is in this rock band and he looks like he is into it, but is not a rock person. He seems like he is a fucking sweet-heart that just loves and gives, loves and gives, loves and gives. holy shit, I would not be surprised if he showed up to his girls house with a Lambo with a huge bow on it, a bouquet of white roses with a diamond ring in the center the size of my fucking fist wearing a thousand dollar outfit fit to suit the mother fucking prince of England.

DID I GUESS HIS PERSONALITY RIGHT? COMMENT BELOW!




yes everyone! its the end of another chapter! comment below if I had guessed their personalities right just from a single picture! Love you guys and, not a bad band!

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