Quick Tips

Sorry for the 5SOS fans, but this is really only focused on the Directioners... i guess you can still read it.... I donna... but anyway, I just explained it all in the title so, LETS GET COMPLAININ'!


1. First of all, you miss starring at the magazines with One Direction on them wile waiting in that long ass line at the grocery store.


2. Lets be honest, we know the difference between good music and cow shit, EVEN IF One Directions voice charmed it, and in reality, album FOUR IS NOT FABOO

they were going down even before Zayn left

3. At there Where We Are tour they brought along that other shitty band for the reason of trying to convert us over to them so 1D can just fade out

DIE 5SOS! YOU CANT TAKE US OUT WITHOUT A FIGHT!

BUT LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHIN', MOTHERFUCKER we aint goin no where, so you might as well get comfy

4.Since they've been out of the game for a wile, EVERY MOTHER FUCKING PEICE OF MERCH AS PICS OF THEM FROM 2012! BICHHHHH... hey, just trying to inform you of this complaint

Even though there going downhill now, they still had 3 MOTHER FUCKING YEARS to fix this very important issue

5. No one understands your 1D references anymore

Look! even the whole band is upset!





even retired fans don't get em'!

6. Falling in love, MADLY, with the cute widdle suspendwas

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DITCH THESE?

7. Or Harrys fucking adorwable hair

he just looks like a goddamn child molester now... AM I WRONG?


8. oh and remember when One Direction had FIVE members?

sorry about your loss Zayn-girls

9. Lets just take a second to realize that we have wasted nearly five years on these sexy beasts and now, THEY GOIN DOWN, AND NOW WERE GOING DOWN WITH THEM!


10. and the thing about dying bands is that, THEIR SONGS NEVER COME OF THE FUCKING RADIO! WTF LIFE? HBSVGVAHBAHJVDAHBVVFVAHVCHGVKHGVD!


come on girls (or guys), we can make it through this...

...closer, maybe we'll be closer...

...

Notes

The life of a fangirl, my right guys?