Yes, its that time again folks where you sit there peacefully at home and read everything I like to bitch about! Today, I have decided to make a "thats awkward!" (using gifs and pics) to try to express the painfully embarrassing and unpleasant fanfic moments only readers and authors will understand.



Enjoy!

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1. Trying to make something funny
We all know when reading something, that person writing this thought there the mother fucking shit because of that one joke in there.

Or, they put dialogue in there that requires the reader to think it in a very specific way to be funny, and yet... no one really knows how to read it because, really, its what one might refer to as an 'inside joke'. This is an instant of a painfully awkward moment, so why even try if you aint goinna do it right?



2. That stupid ass picture of that tumblr-girl-whore
We all know what the fuck I'm talking about! Honestly, I'm not so sure if we all are on the same page as me given this a second thought... but when I see this kind of girl on the characters list...

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Quick story time! To find these dumb ass pictures I had to think on a dumb ass level and type the words "Tumblr girls with swag" swag? fucking swag, people. WTF???
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or a girl looking like this:

I get so fuckin pissed at that poor decision of a character I'm closing out of your story, then off the ficking internet, shutting down my laptop, throwing it out of the window, then sit in my room, isolated, for the next 3 weeks regretting the fact i was even born.

Anyone else with me on this?

3. The stupid chapter thanking their 3 views for the three views

do i really need to explain?



no?


okay. good


were all on the same page here


NEXT!

4. The "don't worry! ill post a chapter!" OMFG SO ANNOYING
You know when your super into a story and they didn't post for a wile, and then FINALY AFTER A THOUSAND YEARS OF WAITING...

... that "______ has updated with a new chapter"

"OMG THANK GOD IVE BEEN DYING TO READ IT HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK YASSSSS!"

and then when you open the chapter its some bull shit like this:

"hey! sorry its been a while! i promise ill make a new chapter later! stay tuned!"

that mother fucking chapter be levin' you dumbfounded like:

but, its cokay because you still have not lost hope!
so after like TWENTY FICKING YEARS LATER, the same thing pops up. once agin you get your hopes up.... ALL FOR NOTHING!


dear all people guilty of doing this: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





5. GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR MOTHER FUKING SLEEVES (p.s: this shit pissis me off in real life too.... and yes, I am referring back to those fucked up ho ass tumblr girl character pics)
Yup i just explained it all ^^^^^^^^
THIS PISSIS ME OFF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THIS THOUGHT: okay why put your fucking manes in your sleeves? ARM SLEEVES ARE FOR MOTHER FUCKING ARMS



NOT YOUR MOTHER FUKING HANDS!


IF YO CHARACTER LOOKS LIKE THIS HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN DO YOUR DAILY TASKS IF YO FINGERS IN CONSTANT HIBERNATION? YYOU LOOK STUPID BITCH. GET THAT FUCKING PITURE OFF YOUR FUCKING CHARACTER UNLESS SHE A CLUELESS ASS:

also WTF? I WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER. FUCKING. COCK-OH-DOODLE. FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





dear everyone, never foo any of these five, painfully awkward things! or I, and many other people will end up doing this:





well thats all I'm pissed off about this time! comment below what rages you and I'll see you guys later!

Notes

BECAUSE ITS STORY TIME! yes, once again. so...

...was that i posted this chapter right? and then the mother fucking computer decided not to cooroperate and deleted my chapter



and then my genius ass mother fucking smart-as-enistine-ass self went and hit the back button, fooled wid some buttons and SAVED THE FUCKING CHAPTER!!!! BOOOO-YAAAAA MOTHER FUCKERZ!