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Tip: Dont lie!

holy shit, I'm so tired of y'all bitches commin up in here lien and all like

"ooooooh I have nialls number"

or

" i got front row tickets to 1D!" bitch, we all know yo rachet ass aint got shit tickets, da hell you talking bout front row?

and finally...

" Im brittish "

BITCHHHHHH STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ALL KNOW YOUR ASS IS AN AMERICAN GIRL SITTIN AT HOME THINKIN SAYIN THIS BULL SHIT WILL MAKE YOUR FUCKIN STORYS BETTER LIKE BRUHH, STOP NOT BEIN REAL WID PEOPLE. SMH, YOUR ASS AINT NEED TO BE LYIN TO PEOPLE WHAT ELSE U BEEN LYIN BOUT? YOUR STORYS AINT GETTIN NO VOTES FROM ME! MOTHER FUCKA, IN YOUR BIO YOU PURPOSLY USE THE WORD "COLOUR" SO YOU CAN PUT A MOTHER FUCKING "U" IN THERE AND LOOK FANCY! YOU AINT GETTIN SHIT FROM ME. y'all aint got shit on me if y'all liyn like that, tbh

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@ohshitdora!
i did? oh wow... ruff night I guess, honestly I can't remember anything up until the point of 1:00, lol

Waving_Snail
6/18/15

@Waving_Snail

fuck that!
wait - you commented yourself back? geeezzz you must be tired. and old people and golf? huh? I am so fucking lost.

ohshizdora!
6/18/15

@Waving_Snail
sorry... it dosnt make sene, I'm kinda tired.... what tine is it? FUCK ITS THREE, I HAVE TO GET UP IN LIKE THREE HOURS TO GO GOLFING BEFORE THE OLD PEOPLE TAKE OVER THE CORSE! shiiittttt.... fuck it Im already up this late, ill just be teasing my able-to-think-ness if I go to sleep for like , what, three more hours?

Waving_Snail
6/18/15

@ohshitdora!
I've been there, You know how many stores I ve started? 14. and only like 4 Ive kept, not including the 14 I put up and deleted. Now I just write to write and its a lot more fun the coping to he people to write what they want. Its such a rewarding sense of power when you write the story you want the way you want it instead of what the audience wants, ya know?

NOW LETS PARTY WITH SOME WRITING!