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Tip: nobody cares about your mother fucking 1D tickets.. TBH

okay, so, i was reading this story i found that was like 2 months old and i was snooping through this conversation in the comments and dis bitch was posting on someone else's story about how she got one direction tickets.

i b all like:
bitch, no one gives a flying fuck

and before someone starts hating on me, it was not like they said
''yea, I'm going to go see them in concert this summer'', no it was some obnoxious shit like ''OMFG OMFG OMFG I GOT 1D TICKETS! 0_0 :D OMG!!!!!!!'' on someone else's story.

goddam bitch, write that shit in your motherfucking diary and not the internet. don't be self centered... we only care if its about us! (lol, we are all self-centered). but yea, no one cares unless its about them. its sad, but thats just human nature, and we are very dark animals. and i tell you what, nothing is annoying that posting all about ur tickets,and really, no one gives a shit. so don't waste five minutes of your time writing bull shit and don't waste five minutes of my time reading bull shit.

okay? okay.

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Comments

@ohshitdora!
i did? oh wow... ruff night I guess, honestly I can't remember anything up until the point of 1:00, lol

Waving_Snail
6/18/15

@Waving_Snail

fuck that!
wait - you commented yourself back? geeezzz you must be tired. and old people and golf? huh? I am so fucking lost.

ohshizdora!
6/18/15

@Waving_Snail
sorry... it dosnt make sene, I'm kinda tired.... what tine is it? FUCK ITS THREE, I HAVE TO GET UP IN LIKE THREE HOURS TO GO GOLFING BEFORE THE OLD PEOPLE TAKE OVER THE CORSE! shiiittttt.... fuck it Im already up this late, ill just be teasing my able-to-think-ness if I go to sleep for like , what, three more hours?

Waving_Snail
6/18/15

@ohshitdora!
I've been there, You know how many stores I ve started? 14. and only like 4 Ive kept, not including the 14 I put up and deleted. Now I just write to write and its a lot more fun the coping to he people to write what they want. Its such a rewarding sense of power when you write the story you want the way you want it instead of what the audience wants, ya know?

NOW LETS PARTY WITH SOME WRITING!