Liam's POV
Louis told us all about the whole "manwhore incident".
And all I can think about it is.
I would never do that.
What idiot calls their girlfriend's little brother a manwhore?
Especially if it's Ariela.
I don't care if he didn't know.
Even though I'm still in shock about them being related.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE HARRY!!!" Niall suddenly yelled while running around with Harry's crutches.
"NIIIIIIIAAAAALLLLL give them back!" Harry whined while hopping on one foot trying to chase him.
Even though Harry kept falling over and over again.
How could someone as graceful as Ariana be related to someone like Harry, who can barely walk in a straight line without hurting themselves.
I was distracted by my thoughts when I heard Perrie making goat noises while running around in a flower crown.
I stopped her.
"Perrie, where's Zayn?" I asked.
"Getting Pizza." she said.
"So..." I said.
"So....." she said.
"Why is this chapter so boring?" she asked.
"The author has no idea what to write at the moment, so this is just a filler to keep the readers distracted." I responded.
"Oh, but why doesn't she just try to keep the story intresting and have something going on in every chapter so we don't have this awkward filler?" she asked.
"Because she isn't very creative." I responded.

THAT'S IT!!!!
IF YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE HOW I WRITE THINGS, WHY DON'T I JUST CHANGE ALL OF YOUR NAMES TO KYLIE AND GIVE YOU A STARBUCKS ADDICTION.

"NO!! Anything but the cliche fanfiction story!!!!" Perrie screamed.
"PLEASE!!!! We'll be good!!! We Promise!!!" I screamed.

That's more like it.



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Big Fat Guy's POV
I'm a cat.
Meow.
AND I HAVE PLANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH ENDLESS HAIRBALLS!!!!!

Notes

This is most likely the weirdest thing I've ever written. I was actually trying to write a decent chapter.
But then I cracked the fourth wall, then decided to totally demolish it.
I guess I
CAME IN LIKE A WRECKINGBALL!!!!!
I'm not on drugs, I swear.
I'm sorry if you have any characters in your story named Kylie.
It is just a name found a lot in fanfics.


Anyway here's Perrie's outfit:
Perrie's Look