Boy's Youtuber | Naill Horan
As we drove to the concert stadium Tyler couldn't contain his excitement.
"I'm gonna meet! Gonna meet! My hubbies! Hubbies. Yeah once they're mine! Once they're mine! There's no going back!" He sang to Katy Perry's Dark Horse. When he got to the part with the deep voice he gave his best rape face. (A/N @iluvmusic cause that's how I roll)
I laughed loudly at his awkward expression, swerving off the road a little, causing a large man in a pick-up truck to scream profanities at me. Tyler gave me a look and rolled down his window so that he could properly sass him.
"Excuse me sir but I think you failed to realize that the young lady you just cussed at is Aubrey freaking Oakley. I'll have you know that she probably makes more money on one of her videos than you have in your entire goddamn life! Oh yeah put the middle finger up at me cause that so makes up for the way your girlfriend only pretends to cum on that tiny dick of yours! Do us all a favor buddy and lay off the midnight snacks!" He snapped viciously.
I gave Tyler an amused look as he pulled up his window and huffed loudly.
"The nerve of some people!" He rolled his eyes. I chuckled.
"We'll that escalated quickly!" I speculated. Tyler shot me a dirty look.
"I don't understand what's so goddamn funny. That bitch-Oh I love this song!" Tyler screamed out excitedly.I rolled my eyes at his bipolaredness and sang along with him.
"Don't try to make me stay
Or ask if I'm okay.
I don't have the answer
Don't make me stay the night
Or ask if I'm alright
I don't have the answer"
Our voices harmonized as we sang along to the beautiful lyrics that poured from the car.
"Aubrey!" Tyler exclaimed, slapping my arm to get my attention. I faced him momentarily.
"Yeah?" I asked him.
"Oh my glob-ness we're HERE!" He screamed. I looked at the scenery more closely and realized that he was right.
"Holy mother of baby Jesus. Somebody fan me!" I cried out.
If you didn't kno that song was Irresistible by 1D so listen to it if you haven't already!!!
I updated at 12:25 so it still counts so whatever I'm going to twitter now. ;)