Hanging By A Moment

Zayn's POV:
'Finally back home, after 3 hours of driving' I said as we got back to the bachelor pad. 'Where have you boys been?' Perrie asked as we entered the lounge. 'Long story' I gave her a peck on the cheek and placed Taleiah on the couch. 'Oh thanks for the food love' Louis began to open the packet of Doritos on the table. Liam took a seat on the other couch with Jacob next to him.'Yay footy is still on' Niall cheered as he turned the T.V on. 'I'll go get the twins milk' Perrie left the room. We watched the game exhausted from the day we had. 'Ohh you like that don't cha' I heard Niall spoke. I looked up and he was wiping Jacob's face that was covered with doritos flavouring. 'Niall make sure he doesn't choke' I told him. 'Don't worry I'm giving him the crumbs' he assured me.

'Eww, what's that smell?' Perrie pulled a sour face when she came back in the room. 'What?' we all chorused. 'Wooh' Louis waved his hand in front of his nose. 'Niall, go use the toilet' I covered my nose with my shirt. 'It's not me' he defended himself. 'I think Jacob made a poop' Liam informed us. The boys quickly fled away and left Jacob all alone on the couch. 'Niall, you fed him cheese!?' Perrie yelled while trying to cover her nose. 'Someone please just change his nappy' I begged. 'Perrie' the boys chorused. 'What!? Why me, just because I'm the girl' she groaned. The boys and I exchanged glances.

'Shot gun not!' we all called out simultaneously. We all laughed knowing each other too well. 'Okay, one ..two..' Louis motioned.

'Shot gun not!' we all yelled. 'Nahh, Niall it's you' I pointed at him. 'It so was not' he argued. 'Shot gun NOT!' Louis ran out of the room. 'Shot gun not' Liam, Niall and I looked at each other and then raced out of the room. 'What! Zayn!!' I heard Perrie called out.

2 hours later

'Alright sweetie, here's your milk' Perrie offered Taleiah her bottle of milk but she just continued to cry. 'I thought we were over the crying stage' Niall groaned from the couch. Luckily this time it was only one baby crying. 'I don't think that's possible as a kid' I replied. 'Maybe she want's a different milk' Louis raised his eye brows. 'What you mean like breast feeding?' I creased my eyebrow. 'Ahhhww' I rubbed my head as Perrie gave me a smack. 'I'm not breastfeeding' she asserted.

'Let's just sing a song again' Liam advised. 'Don't forget the dance moves' I added. 'Okay Niall, any suggestions?' Liam asked him. 'Ooh! Let's do the fruit song' he jumped up from the couch. We all formed a line and performed the song to the twins who were seating on the floor.

'First you.... form banana' Niall led the song. 'Form, form banana' we all sang along and formed a banana shape with our arms. 'Then you peel banana, peel, peel banana' we all pretended to peel ourselves. We all tried to contain our laughter at how stupid we looked. 'Then you go banana' Niall went crazy with his dance moved. 'GO GO banana' we all dance like hippies. 'Hey they're laughing' I informed everyone as they kept dancing. 'Don't stop now' Louis said and we continued the song. 'Then you form, the orange, form, form the orange' we made an O shape with our arms. 'Then you squeeze the orange' we all came in for a hug like we'd just own a soccer match. 'Your squashing me little orange' Perrie said as we kept her in the middle. We all laughed then pulled away from the hug. 'Oh that was fun' Liam chuckled.

*[Click the link to see the dance moves ROFLMAOOOO! Just imagine the boys acting it]*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMwNG3vnr4s

'Where are the children?' Perrie asked with a blank expression. 'Oh shiz' Niall put his hand on his head. 'OH! Under the table' Louis pointed at Taleiah and Perrie and I ran there. 'Come on sweetie' Perrie tried to reach over for her but she just giggled. 'I can't reach her' Perrie told me. 'Here Taleiah' I crawled under the Taleiah but she crawled out really fast. 'Zayn!' Perrie groaned. I quickly stood up and hit my head on the table. 'Ouh' I rubbed my head. I crawled out from underneath and saw Taleiah running around. 'Louis get her' I yelled. Perrie and I walked over to join Liam and Niall. 'Hey where's Jacob?' Liam asked. 'Oh my gosh look for him' Perrie demanded. Niall and Liam took off and started searching the house. 'Zayn' I heard Louis called out. I turned around and he had just slipped on the floor from trying to catch Taleiah. 'Sweetie come here' Perrie and I ran after her.

'Ouch!' we both groaned and we bumped into Niall and Liam. 'Did you find him?' Perrie asked as she rubbed her forehead. 'Yeah, over there running' Niall pointed as he rubbed his head. We all went ran in opposite direction in trying to chase each twin.

'Why do they not stop running' Louis panted out of breath as he ran pass me. 'Taleiah come back' I called out. 'Zayn, behind you' Niall called out. I turned around and Jacob ducked in between my legs. By the time I turned around he was already off running. 'Maybe we should try crawling' Louis suggested and began to crawl. 'Probably not a bad idea' Niall copied and they crawled around the house.

'Hey this is fun' Niall laughed. 'And we're catching up to them' Louis said as he caught up to Taleiah. Suddenly a figure entered the room and joined the circus. 'Ohh your here' I said. Louis crawled up to his feet panting heavily.

'Ha...rry...you're.... child...ren' Louis spoke trying to catch his breath. 'They Don't STOP RUNNING!!' he asserted.

Notes

Looks like daddy's home ;)

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