The Princess
Chapter 2: Hey, I'm Eric
I woke up in a comfortable position. Finally! I only do that every once in a while. I hopped out of bed and fell onto the floor. I keep forgetting I have stairs to my bed. I do that like, three times a week! Jeez Louise. Anyway, I ran to the bathroom because I gotta pee. I didn't go to the bathroom at all last night, and I drank three cups of Arizona! I sighed of relief as my urine escaped my body. I was done, so I did what I needed to do and I washed my hands. I splashed cold water on my face, so I could wake up a little. I looked into the mirror and almost screamed. I look awful. My hair is pointing in different places, my eyes are full of crust, and my lips are chapped. Ugh. If looks had a grade, I would have an F-.
I grabbed my toothbrush and my minty toothpaste. I brushed my teeth. After that, I washed my face with some proactiv, and brushed my long blonde hair. I don't look like Gollum anymore! Yaya!
I go downstairs and nearly trip because I'm that clumsy. "Hello peeps." I sit at the dining table.
"Good morning!" Mum and Isa greeted.
"You feel off the bed again, didn't you?" Mum asks.
"No. Maybe.... Yes." I say as I look down.
"Haha, you're going to get uglier if you keep falling off your bed." Isa said.
Martha gave us our breakfast. "Thank you Martha." Mum and Isa said. "Isa, be nice." My mum said in a warning voice.
"FOOD!" I grabbed my knife and fork and started devouring everything.
"Thena, slow down! Gosh, you do this every morning." Isa complained.
"It's my little tradition." I say, food flying out my mouth.
"Are you sure you're a princess? I don't see any manners." She rolled her eyes.
"I have my own manners. It's called: not caring." I swallow my food.
"Sup fam?" Lucas said as he came in.
"Wazzup Luke?" Luke and I do our signature handshake. "Where's Lewis?" I ask.
"He's still doing his daily reading. He says that he's in a good part of the dictionary?" He shrugged.
"How is there a good part of the dictionary?" I laugh.
"Now, now. Don't make fun of your brother. He's smarter than you anyways." My mother said.
"I am 19 years old mum, I am way smarter than that geek!" I bang my fists on the table.
"What does flabbergast mean?" She challenges me.
"Uh, to um... To be angry at someone!" I guess.
"No. It means to be surprised so greatly that you are speechless. Or just be amazed." Lewis said as he came in. "You know that's a year seven vocabulary word, right?" He sits down between Luke and Isa.
"Leave me alone! You make me sick with all of your, knowledge." I pout and cross my arms.
"Hurry up, you have to go to school." Mum rushes Luke and Lew.
"Mum, how come I've never went to school? Isa went before." I whine.
"Athena, we've been over this." She finishes her plate.
"I know, but I'm tired of staying in here." I get up and look out of the window. "I want to see what the people see, I want to go where the people goooooo." I start to sing.
"Thena, don't start. We're not in a musical." Mum groans.
"I'm sorry, but if sure feels like it." I give Barbra my plate. "I'm a princess right?" I ask.
"Yes, you are." She nods.
"So, life should be a musical!" I twirl.
"No, it shouldn't. Musicals are irritating." Isa shakes her head.
"Oh, shut up! You watch High School Music every night!" I yelled.
"It's not my fault that Zac Efron is hot!" She yelled back.
"Not as hot as Niall Horan!" I stormed towards her.
"Nope! Don''t even try." My father picked me up from behind. I was still kicking and punching so I looked very awkward. "Now, why are you mad that she called Zac Efron hot?" He asked.
"I'm not mad." I lie.
"Look at your nails." He puts me down.
I look at my nails. They're red. "Stupid color changing nails." I pout.
"Don't forget eyes." Isa said.
"Don't push it." I glare at her.
"Now, answer my question." My dad demanded.
"Well, only Niall, Harry, Zayn, Louis, Liam, and Channing are hot." I say in a baby voice.
"Channing?" He raises one eyebrow.
"You know, Channing Tatum. Hot guy, has a baby girl, super hot actor." I give him clues.
"Oh yeah, that guy from 21 Jump Street!" He laughs.
"No, he's on Yo Gabba Gabba." I say sarcastically. He may be the king, but he is stupid at times.
I walk back up to my room, and put this outfit on:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=106269197. Then I put on my baby lips.
I ran downstairs and out the back door. I love going to the backyard. It's lovely. It has a maze, a pool, and a bar, but what I love most about it, is that I escape to the jungle through here. I'm not going right now, I just want to see how's the day going. I get 2 months off of training, starting today!
"Hi Bob." I waved. He just smiled and waved. "You know I'm going to make you talk one day." I take his pliers away from him. He giggled and tried to get them back, but I hid them behind my back. "Don't make me use my powers." I warn. "He gave me a are-you-serious look. I looked into his eyes. They said something, but I couldn't catch it. He's hiding something. "Bob, I know you're hiding something. What is it? I'm not giving this back until you tell me." I made the pliers fly up high. He closed his eyes and sighed. He pointed to his ear. "What about it?" He drew an x in the air in front of his ear. "Wait, you're deaf?" He nods. "Bobby." I hug him. He may be 49, but he's my best friend. "So, you read lips?" I ask. He nods. "Even when I say this: Anoldpollypocketplaysetisinmyhouserightnow,burninginflamesbecauseigotmadatmysister." I challenge him. He giggles and nods. "You're a clever man. Here you go." I give him his pliers. "Sorry for pressuring you. You know I wuve you." I hugged him.
I ran to the bar to see what's good. "What's good Martha?" I sat on the stool.
"Just getting a drink." She pours some Jack into a shot glass.
"Can I have some?" I beg.
"No." She shakes her head and drinks it.
"Fine. I don't like drinking anyways." I crossed my arms.
"You know, your new dance instructor is coming like," She looked at her watch. "now."
"What?!" I ran inside the house and into my room.
I this on:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=106270705. I left my hair the same way. I ran downstairs. I may meet my first friend (From out of the palace).
"Hi, I'm Athena." I see a cute guy.
"Hello Princess Athena. I'm Eric Gonzolas." He bowed down.
"Don't bow down to me. Either give me a hug, or say 'Wazzup Thena?'" I giggle.
"Alright. Wazzup Thena?!" He hugged me.
"Nothin much bro. Say, how old are you." I ask.
"20."
"Seriously?!" I jumped.
"Yeah, why?" He laughed.
"You're my new friend." I grabbed his hand and we ran to the dance room.
"So, this is your dance room?" He looked around.
"No, it's my bedroom." I say sarcastically.
"Hahahaha, I'm sorry. It's just amazing in here. Well, shall we dance?" He held out his hand.
"We shall." I took his hand and we began waltzing around the room. "Okay, enough of that. We need to do some real dancing." I laugh.
"Alright." He turns his radio on. I recognized the song 'Deuces' by Chris Brown.
"Dis my song!" I start dancing. I got close to him stomped. "You think you could beat that?"
All of a sudden he started krumping. I started doing it to. Then he snuck up behind me, and we started dancing on each other. Not grinding though, that's disgusting.
"You're good." He nodded after we were done.
"You mean, a the best." I flip my hair.
"I'm the best. And you know that!" He laughs.
"It's on. Like donkey kong, eating a bikini thong!" I put on ET by Katy Perry and started dancing.
I grabbed my toothbrush and my minty toothpaste. I brushed my teeth. After that, I washed my face with some proactiv, and brushed my long blonde hair. I don't look like Gollum anymore! Yaya!
I go downstairs and nearly trip because I'm that clumsy. "Hello peeps." I sit at the dining table.
"Good morning!" Mum and Isa greeted.
"You feel off the bed again, didn't you?" Mum asks.
"No. Maybe.... Yes." I say as I look down.
"Haha, you're going to get uglier if you keep falling off your bed." Isa said.
Martha gave us our breakfast. "Thank you Martha." Mum and Isa said. "Isa, be nice." My mum said in a warning voice.
"FOOD!" I grabbed my knife and fork and started devouring everything.
"Thena, slow down! Gosh, you do this every morning." Isa complained.
"It's my little tradition." I say, food flying out my mouth.
"Are you sure you're a princess? I don't see any manners." She rolled her eyes.
"I have my own manners. It's called: not caring." I swallow my food.
"Sup fam?" Lucas said as he came in.
"Wazzup Luke?" Luke and I do our signature handshake. "Where's Lewis?" I ask.
"He's still doing his daily reading. He says that he's in a good part of the dictionary?" He shrugged.
"How is there a good part of the dictionary?" I laugh.
"Now, now. Don't make fun of your brother. He's smarter than you anyways." My mother said.
"I am 19 years old mum, I am way smarter than that geek!" I bang my fists on the table.
"What does flabbergast mean?" She challenges me.
"Uh, to um... To be angry at someone!" I guess.
"No. It means to be surprised so greatly that you are speechless. Or just be amazed." Lewis said as he came in. "You know that's a year seven vocabulary word, right?" He sits down between Luke and Isa.
"Leave me alone! You make me sick with all of your, knowledge." I pout and cross my arms.
"Hurry up, you have to go to school." Mum rushes Luke and Lew.
"Mum, how come I've never went to school? Isa went before." I whine.
"Athena, we've been over this." She finishes her plate.
"I know, but I'm tired of staying in here." I get up and look out of the window. "I want to see what the people see, I want to go where the people goooooo." I start to sing.
"Thena, don't start. We're not in a musical." Mum groans.
"I'm sorry, but if sure feels like it." I give Barbra my plate. "I'm a princess right?" I ask.
"Yes, you are." She nods.
"So, life should be a musical!" I twirl.
"No, it shouldn't. Musicals are irritating." Isa shakes her head.
"Oh, shut up! You watch High School Music every night!" I yelled.
"It's not my fault that Zac Efron is hot!" She yelled back.
"Not as hot as Niall Horan!" I stormed towards her.
"Nope! Don''t even try." My father picked me up from behind. I was still kicking and punching so I looked very awkward. "Now, why are you mad that she called Zac Efron hot?" He asked.
"I'm not mad." I lie.
"Look at your nails." He puts me down.
I look at my nails. They're red. "Stupid color changing nails." I pout.
"Don't forget eyes." Isa said.
"Don't push it." I glare at her.
"Now, answer my question." My dad demanded.
"Well, only Niall, Harry, Zayn, Louis, Liam, and Channing are hot." I say in a baby voice.
"Channing?" He raises one eyebrow.
"You know, Channing Tatum. Hot guy, has a baby girl, super hot actor." I give him clues.
"Oh yeah, that guy from 21 Jump Street!" He laughs.
"No, he's on Yo Gabba Gabba." I say sarcastically. He may be the king, but he is stupid at times.
I walk back up to my room, and put this outfit on:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=106269197. Then I put on my baby lips.
I ran downstairs and out the back door. I love going to the backyard. It's lovely. It has a maze, a pool, and a bar, but what I love most about it, is that I escape to the jungle through here. I'm not going right now, I just want to see how's the day going. I get 2 months off of training, starting today!
"Hi Bob." I waved. He just smiled and waved. "You know I'm going to make you talk one day." I take his pliers away from him. He giggled and tried to get them back, but I hid them behind my back. "Don't make me use my powers." I warn. "He gave me a are-you-serious look. I looked into his eyes. They said something, but I couldn't catch it. He's hiding something. "Bob, I know you're hiding something. What is it? I'm not giving this back until you tell me." I made the pliers fly up high. He closed his eyes and sighed. He pointed to his ear. "What about it?" He drew an x in the air in front of his ear. "Wait, you're deaf?" He nods. "Bobby." I hug him. He may be 49, but he's my best friend. "So, you read lips?" I ask. He nods. "Even when I say this: Anoldpollypocketplaysetisinmyhouserightnow,burninginflamesbecauseigotmadatmysister." I challenge him. He giggles and nods. "You're a clever man. Here you go." I give him his pliers. "Sorry for pressuring you. You know I wuve you." I hugged him.
I ran to the bar to see what's good. "What's good Martha?" I sat on the stool.
"Just getting a drink." She pours some Jack into a shot glass.
"Can I have some?" I beg.
"No." She shakes her head and drinks it.
"Fine. I don't like drinking anyways." I crossed my arms.
"You know, your new dance instructor is coming like," She looked at her watch. "now."
"What?!" I ran inside the house and into my room.
I this on:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=106270705. I left my hair the same way. I ran downstairs. I may meet my first friend (From out of the palace).
"Hi, I'm Athena." I see a cute guy.
"Hello Princess Athena. I'm Eric Gonzolas." He bowed down.
"Don't bow down to me. Either give me a hug, or say 'Wazzup Thena?'" I giggle.
"Alright. Wazzup Thena?!" He hugged me.
"Nothin much bro. Say, how old are you." I ask.
"20."
"Seriously?!" I jumped.
"Yeah, why?" He laughed.
"You're my new friend." I grabbed his hand and we ran to the dance room.
"So, this is your dance room?" He looked around.
"No, it's my bedroom." I say sarcastically.
"Hahahaha, I'm sorry. It's just amazing in here. Well, shall we dance?" He held out his hand.
"We shall." I took his hand and we began waltzing around the room. "Okay, enough of that. We need to do some real dancing." I laugh.
"Alright." He turns his radio on. I recognized the song 'Deuces' by Chris Brown.
"Dis my song!" I start dancing. I got close to him stomped. "You think you could beat that?"
All of a sudden he started krumping. I started doing it to. Then he snuck up behind me, and we started dancing on each other. Not grinding though, that's disgusting.
"You're good." He nodded after we were done.
"You mean, a the best." I flip my hair.
"I'm the best. And you know that!" He laughs.
"It's on. Like donkey kong, eating a bikini thong!" I put on ET by Katy Perry and started dancing.
12/6/13