Reviews & DUMB Fan-Fic Moments

I fuckin hate it when the first paragraph of the story goes something a little...EXACTLY like this:

Hello!
I'm Alyssa and once upon a time me and Harry Styles were like, an item. Kinda. Yes, I said the one and only HARRY STYLES. Well it was before he was famous but now I don't think he remembers me since he left for the x factor and such. He promised me he'd never forget me and that he'd call me every day, but he didn't and we never really did break up, but It's CLEAR that he flirts with a lot of other girls.

~Harry's POV~
I miss Alyssa so much right now. I'm such a jerk for not sticking to my promise...blahblahblah

CAN YOU NOT MAYBE FOR THE HATE OF STARBUCKS

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