Beautiful Mistake

”Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey,” Alexis shouted at her best friend early in the morning. “Get up and eat your breakfast, Birthday Bitch.” Yes, today was the day that little Felicia was finally eighteen.

“Aw, baby. You da best friend ever. I get birthday breakfast AND a birthday bitch sash. You know me so weeellll,” Felicia said before digging into her food.

“Where the hell are you going?” Felicia questioned her rushing friend.

“I’m going to work and you are too.” Alexis slid on her shoes before grabbing her purse off the bed. “You don’t get a free pass on your birthday,” she added as Felicia rolled her eyes.

“Fine,” Felicia mumbled. “But you’re coming out with me tonight.”

“Well duh, someone has to babysit your drunk ass.” Alexis grabbed her friend’s computer and set it on the bed next to her, “Check your email. I have a little surprise for you.”

Alexis flashed her a smile before running down the stairs. “Bye birthday bitch!” She shouted before slamming the door behind her.

Felicia let out a sigh before digging into her hefty breakfast. As she piled food into her mouth, she opened her laptop with her email already up on the screen. She deleted a few spam emails before coming across Alexis’ email titled ‘n00dz’. Felicia let out a laugh as she opened the email; a video popped up. She clicked play and soon Liam’s face covered her screen, causing her to screech.

“Have a good day,” Alexis spoke to the customers exiting the shop.

“Hey it’s my birthday!” An all too familiar voice sang, entering the shop. Alexis turned to be greeted byFelicia, dancing about.

“Taking your lunch break already?” Alexis asked, wiping off the counter around the register.

“No it’s a birthday break meaning I have the rest of the day off,” Felicia flashed a smile, hopping onto the newly clean counter.

“You’re really milking the whole birthday thing.”

“I shouldn’t have to work on my birthday! Isn’t that in the rule book?” Felicia asked, reaching into the cupcake display, taking the one she had been eyeing up.

“No, it’s not,” Alexis laughed, taking the cupcake from her friend and putting it back in the display. “I have something for you that’s not a cupcake.”

“But I want that cupcake,” Felicia whined as her friend disappeared into the kitchen. Alexis reappeared with an oversized red velvet cake, reading, ‘Happy Birthday, Bitch!’

Felicia gasped, jumping off of the counter, “You made this for me?!” Alexis nodded with a proud smile on her face.

“But if it tastes like shit then I didn’t.”

“Lets go home and have some cake,” Felicia picked up the cake, walking towards the door.

“Just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean that I can take the rest of the day off,” Alexis spoke from behind the counter. Felicia raised an eyebrow at her stubborn friend.

“Penelope! Can Alexis please have the rest of the day off since it’s my birthday and I need her to watch over my drunk ass?” She shouted to Alexis’ boss who was emerging from the kitchen. A smile formed on Penelope’s lips before she nodded in agreement.

“How’d you like that video?” Alexis asked as they made their way to their flat.

“Oh my god! It was perfect,” Felicia squealed, eyes widening. “Liam was so cute trying to work the camera and not knowing how close he was to it. Then Niall and Louis playing guitar, and Zayn and Harry fucking around. Their stupid dance that was horrible yet sexy as fuck! I can’t even talk about the rest of the video, it makes me too emotional. I might have watched it 100 times already.”

“Everything makes you emotional.”

“Yeah yeah, now where are we going tonight?” Felicia asked, tempted to start eating the cake with her bare hands.

“I was thinking Penthouse. I was just looking at their website last night. They have a DJ tonight and I think we can find you a hot guy for you to make out with,” Alexis smirked at her friend who just rolled her eyes in return.

As Felicia stumbled into the flat, Alexis followed closely behind the drunk girl, ensuring that she wouldn’t knock anything valuable over or hurt herself on the way up to the bedroom. Both of the girls changed out of their club attire before laying on the bed.

“Alexis, I’m bored. Let’s do something fun,” Felicia sighed after only being home for approximately eight minutes.

“What would you possibly want to do at three in the morning?” Alexis asked with her eyes closed, hoping Felicia wouldn’t want to suggest one of her infamous dumb ideas.

“Let’s do a Twitcam!” Felicia said while reaching over Alexis’s body to grab her laptop. “Hey, will you go get the Smirnoffs in the fridge? I want more alcohol. Plus, you barely drank anything all night so you need to have some now.”

As Alexis made her way to the kitchen to grab the alcohol, Felicia logged onto twitter to let the world know the girls were going to do a birthday Twitcam. She wasn’t expecting many people to join because neither of them were famous, but she knew their loyal tumblr followers would be there for them. When Alexis walked into the room carrying two cases of Smirnoff Ice, Felicia was playing The Wanted’s Chasing the Sun and singing it obnoxiously to the computer, signaling that the Twitcam was probably already on.

“Hey guys, Alexis is back and she brought more alcohol WEEEEEEEEEEEE,” Felicia giggled as her best friend sat down next to her, before grabbing one of the drinks.

“Ugh I hate seeing myself on camera,” Alexis cringed at the sight of herself on the screen.

“But guys, doesn’t she look like a million bucks?” Felicia lifted the laptop, panning in and out of Alexis’ face, causing her to shield it with her free hand. “Now onto more important news, today’s my birthday! Well it was about three hours ago. I danced my ass off and wasted too many drinks by spilling them on Lex. ANYWAY I’m drunk,” she giggled, gulping down her drink.

Tweets slowly popped up wishing Felicia a happy birthday, causing Felicia to dramatically fake cry, “You guys are all too precious.”

Soon the girls gained over 3,000 viewers within a few seconds. “Holy shit! Where did all these viewers come from?” Felicia gasped, waving to the recently joined viewers.

“Uh Felicia,” Alexis nudged the girl, pointing to the tweets quickly coming in. They were all retweets from Liam wishing Felicia a happy birthday. “I think we have another stalker.”

“Just because you’re tired of being stalked 24/7 doesn’t mean you can stalk us now! God Liam, have a little respect,” Felicia crossed her arms over her chest.

A tweet came in from Liam reading, “From what I remember you are the stalkers haha.” Then another, “Niall asked if you’re finally over your fear of Twitcams.”

“Kelly and Alisha are the stalkers, we’re the innocent bystanders,” Felicia flashed an angelic smile, batting her eyelashes.

“I’m working on it, Niall! I didn’t even want to do this to begin with. I was just getting comfortable with the amount of viewers, then you fuckers had to bring thousands,” Alexis shook her head, glancing down at the amount of viewers. It had risen to a little over 10,000 in a few minutes. Her eyes widened at the amount of One Direction fans that came just became Liam tweeted one little message.

“Guys I had to try to make new friends tonight because Alexis is lame and wouldn’t even drink with me,” Felicia whined, taking a swig of her third Smirnoff.

“Because I had to babysit your drunk ass! All I did was chase you around all night. I should have put a fucking leash on you,” Alexis responded, shaking her head.

Felicia mocked her friends facial expressions before rolling her eyes, “Anyway..Liam and Niall, if you’re still here, when are you coming back?” Felicia frowned, waiting for a response in the countless tweets popping up.

A tweet from Liam came in telling the girls that they would be returning within a week or so, causing Felicia to groan, “Ugh, that’s too far awaaayyyyy. I miss you guys. Sorta. Kinda. Maybe.”

Alexis’ phone began to vibrate along with the text message tone; it was from Harry. A smile instantly formed on her face as she unlocked her phone. “Looks like we don’t have to wait that long,” Alexis added, showing Felicia the text.

“We’re going to LA?!” Felicia screeched in Alexis’ face, throwing her hands up in the air as both girls began to do a happy dance. In the middle of their dance, Felicia dropped her arms with a frown. “I can’t go. It’s too short notice to take off from both jobs. Just go without me,” she sighed, throwing her body back onto the bed.

“Okay,” Alexis shrugged, focusing her attention back on the tweets.

Both girls spent the next two hours interacting with anyone who tweeted them. Louis even joined in to wish Felicia a happy birthday, making Felicia’s day even better. As the sun began to rise, they said goodbye to their viewers and fell into a profound slumber.