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Detentions and an Irish lad!

Ass over tit..

***Jess's POV***

After we finished filming both of the videos we both decided to have a shower (separately) as things got a bit...messy? Let's just say that our shirts were no longer white...or one colour at all. I decided to upload the first of the videos on to youtube and while that was uploading I decided to edit the bloopers while I was waiting for Harry to finish in the bathroom.

I had to laugh at some of the things that came out of that boy's mouth! At one point in the video you heard him make an innuendo himself: "Jess! There' not enough on your face, I'm not finished". We'll wait for that one to be in one of ThatcheJoe's innuendo series!

"Jess, there isn't a towel in the bathroom, could you get me one?" Harry's voice made me whip my head towards the oak bathroom door. Harry's head was peeking out and his hair looked like a wet golden retriever. I decided to be sassy.

"Yeah I can" I replied with no effort and I carried on doing my video. I sat there for a good few minutes before Harry sussed into what I was doing.

"Sooo, can you get me one?" I had to laugh at this. He sounded like he was 10.

"Oh! Sure, why didn't you just say so?" I got up and chuckled knowing fully well that Harry was rolling his eyes behind my back. Well at least he's in a good position to kiss my ass!

As I passed him his towel he murmured a quiet "thankyou". It was so quiet that you'd miss it if you weren't careful.

As Harry came out of the bathroom I took a towel and ran in. Not realising that Harry didn't bother to tidy the fuck up so as I ran in, I slipped on water and fell ass over tit!

"AH SHIT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER HARRY! LITERALLY!" I didn't even care that my ankle was bending the wrong way. I ran out of that death trap and straight to Harry and slapped (hopefully) some common sense into him!

"Ow! Jess, what was that for? And why'd you call me a motherfucker?" Oh. Its. On!


"Why'd I slapped you? Why had I slapped you? Huh? Maybe because you let me run into that bathroom knowing that you just poured half of Niagra Falls onto the laminate floor making me snap my ankle so that its bending (A/N CLICK IF YOU HATE BLOOD OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT) the wrong way!" I attempted to lift my ankle but it was no use so I hobbled back to the bathroom to see the boys standing there. Liam looked to see if I had any injuries, then he saw my ankle and gasped. Followed by the others.

"I'm having a bath then I'll go to the hospital" As soon as I finished that sentence Harry came round the corner looking as guilty as ever! I smiled a very sarcastic smile at him then spoke.

"Actually, I don't think I can run the bath. Harry, you can seeing as you made me break my bone" I practically forced all the blame on him. "Dumbass" I whispered as he walked past me into the bathroom. This should be fun...

Notes

Kind of figured that you'd want a chapter, sorry its so short! xxxx


Will Jess take advantage of her broken ankle?

Does she fancy Niall?


Just a disclaimer. Her outfit and Harry's was posted in the comments!

Comments

@irishdimples
Yeah I am

Jessieeeee Jessieeeee
1/18/14

Dont delete it♥ just give it away if you like♥

irishdimples irishdimples
1/14/14

Hayahahahahahahahahaha so good♥♥ lol funny too

irishdimples irishdimples
1/4/14

@Jessieeeee

haha xx

irishdimples irishdimples
12/24/13

@irishdimples

wrote half of the next chapter today. Sex scene. p.s: I suck at sex scenes so sorry if it sounds like a hippo fell into a bath xx

Jessieeeee Jessieeeee
12/23/13