Detentions and an Irish lad!
Makeup with boys
***1 week later***
***Luke's POV***
It has been a week since me and Jess have been planning this revenge and today is finally the day for our miniature tour with One Direction and their girlfriends and obviously Jess. Speaking of Jess she should be setting up the revenge on the bus that will be our home for the next 3months. Like I said, it's a small tour...
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We are all currently settled on the bus ready to tour! Louis, Callum, Michael, Jess, El, Dani, Perrie, Niall and Harry and me obviously are sitting on the sofa watching 'The Great Gatsby'. The rest re in bed and we've got about an hour until we have a small stop for more food but Jess and Niall are whining that and I quote "there's no food in the hou-bus...!!!!!!". I got up and went to the fridge to grab them a packet of skittles to shut them up. The rest of the boys and Lou and Lux are in bed.
Our first show is in Plymouth so we're going south to North then Ireland and then South again. I'm gonna go and have a nap.
***Jess's POV***
Luke got up and announced that he was going to bed. Brilliant! Time to finish my finishing touches on the revenge. Seeing as Louis thinks I've forgiven him, we made a cake together but I put a small surprise in there. Just a smallish one! Lie.
We're about half way though the great gatsby and Leonardo is fit. Too bad he's old now:( I would have jumped on that fresh meat if he was thirty years younger;) No seriously, jumped!
Louis just woke up and came out to the sofa room, smiled his sarcastic smile and sat down next to me. This was my queue to present him with the cake.
"Louis, I mad you a cake to show that I accept your apology" I tried to make it sound like my normal voice but to me it sounded foreign.
"Lead the way to my victory, your highness" again with the sarcasm... He also added in that stupid bow that people do to mock the whole gesture of bowing.
And so, I did as he gestured. We walked into the kitchen area and Niall was there and he had...the cake.
"Wait!!!!!!!" I yelled but it was too late. Niall had already cut a slice and the same green goo from Louis prank spluttered out of the butter iced cake. He did not look impressed. Louis' mouth formed an 'o' but he still somehow had that same smirk plastered on his face. I could see through the side of my vision that he had turned his face towards me and his mouth no longer formed an 'o' it was just that 'you've failed' smirk or like the look that your mom gives you when you know you've done something and she's like 'told ya so'.
My eyes diverted around the room to see that the rest of the boys and girls had now come to see what the fuss was all about.
"THIS PLONKER RIGHT HERE HAS JUST FAILED AT PRANKING ME" Louis had to put all the attention on me didn't he?
"And this man right here Asa. Penis the size of a fucking cockroach" I retorted quietly to myself but the girls and Louis heard as they were next to me. El, Dani and Perrie smiled to themselves.
I followed Niall out to the bathroom to help him get cleaned up. And apologise. And make him a REAL cake.
It took about an hour to clean all the goo off of the Irish lad but we managed it! As soon as we walked out into the lounge room Harry looked at us and raised his eyebrows suggesting something that obviously didn't happen.
I played along and whispered in Niall's ear about what Harry was implying. So he gave me a wink and smiled as if to imply that we just fucked in the bathroom. That shut Harry right up but I still felt obliged to sit next to Niall and Michael on the floor as there wasn't enough room on the couch. And sitting next to Niall wasn't a bad thing at all! I actually liked it. Wait, am I falling for him? No. Lie.
About 30 minutes later we made a food stop and I took that time to sit down and call my friend, Olivia.
Me: Hey, Liv.
Slut:HEYY!
Honestly she yells as much as Louis!
Me: hey so I was thinkinngggg that I should pop round once we reach Middlesbrough? I haven't seen you in about 3 years! And il introduce you to my friends I'm errm travelling with.
Slut: yeah, that'd be great! When do you reach here?
Me: 'bout 3 days?
Slut: okay, see you then..bye!
Me: bye chick!
I decided to go to the petrol station that we stopped at to get some snacks for the long journey to Scotland. We were currently in Sheffield.
As I got back on the bus I realised that I hadn't made a YouTube video for what? 3 months and I also remembered that I hadn't told the boys that I make youtube pranking/funny videos. I had the perfect idea! Time to bribe Gorilla!
I set the camera up and the makeup out. I managed to bribe Harry with massages. I swear he's such a girl! I pressed record and looked towards the camera lens to introduce Harry and me.
"Hey guys, Jess here and I tweeted giving you a hint about what today's video was and as you can tell by this douche sitting next to me and the makeup behind us, you can probably guess what we're doing today. I'm also really excited for Harry to be on this channel! Also as a disclaimer I'm sorry for not uploading a video in like three months, I have been extremely busy!" Harry gave me a hurt look when I said douche but nevertheless we carried on.
I started with foundation and applied it with a real techniques experts face brush until Harry started speaking and I paused.
"So is this something that I can wear everyday and girls will find me attractive?" Harry asked knowingly jokingly but made it sound completely serious.
"Yeah! Totally, this could also be a tutorial for people at home who are watching this as well!" I replied with so much seriousness that Harry questioned me for a brief second in time.
I finished Harry's makeup and can I just say, he looked amazing! I gave him the mirror and he freaked complaining at how I made him look like a drag queen.
"Jeeeeesssssss!!!!!!" Harry started "I'm gonna get you back for this! I look like a 9 year old slut!" I had to laugh at this cause he did...
"And you are gonna get me back. I'm going to put two videos up over the next two days since Harry being the perfect peach he is and let me do his makeup..." I explained to Harry and the viewers.
"It's only fair that I get to put makeup on you" Harry finished off and I nodded but was silently dreading it!
***Luke's POV***
It has been a week since me and Jess have been planning this revenge and today is finally the day for our miniature tour with One Direction and their girlfriends and obviously Jess. Speaking of Jess she should be setting up the revenge on the bus that will be our home for the next 3months. Like I said, it's a small tour...
_____________________________
We are all currently settled on the bus ready to tour! Louis, Callum, Michael, Jess, El, Dani, Perrie, Niall and Harry and me obviously are sitting on the sofa watching 'The Great Gatsby'. The rest re in bed and we've got about an hour until we have a small stop for more food but Jess and Niall are whining that and I quote "there's no food in the hou-bus...!!!!!!". I got up and went to the fridge to grab them a packet of skittles to shut them up. The rest of the boys and Lou and Lux are in bed.
Our first show is in Plymouth so we're going south to North then Ireland and then South again. I'm gonna go and have a nap.
***Jess's POV***
Luke got up and announced that he was going to bed. Brilliant! Time to finish my finishing touches on the revenge. Seeing as Louis thinks I've forgiven him, we made a cake together but I put a small surprise in there. Just a smallish one! Lie.
We're about half way though the great gatsby and Leonardo is fit. Too bad he's old now:( I would have jumped on that fresh meat if he was thirty years younger;) No seriously, jumped!
Louis just woke up and came out to the sofa room, smiled his sarcastic smile and sat down next to me. This was my queue to present him with the cake.
"Louis, I mad you a cake to show that I accept your apology" I tried to make it sound like my normal voice but to me it sounded foreign.
"Lead the way to my victory, your highness" again with the sarcasm... He also added in that stupid bow that people do to mock the whole gesture of bowing.
And so, I did as he gestured. We walked into the kitchen area and Niall was there and he had...the cake.
"Wait!!!!!!!" I yelled but it was too late. Niall had already cut a slice and the same green goo from Louis prank spluttered out of the butter iced cake. He did not look impressed. Louis' mouth formed an 'o' but he still somehow had that same smirk plastered on his face. I could see through the side of my vision that he had turned his face towards me and his mouth no longer formed an 'o' it was just that 'you've failed' smirk or like the look that your mom gives you when you know you've done something and she's like 'told ya so'.
My eyes diverted around the room to see that the rest of the boys and girls had now come to see what the fuss was all about.
"THIS PLONKER RIGHT HERE HAS JUST FAILED AT PRANKING ME" Louis had to put all the attention on me didn't he?
"And this man right here Asa. Penis the size of a fucking cockroach" I retorted quietly to myself but the girls and Louis heard as they were next to me. El, Dani and Perrie smiled to themselves.
I followed Niall out to the bathroom to help him get cleaned up. And apologise. And make him a REAL cake.
It took about an hour to clean all the goo off of the Irish lad but we managed it! As soon as we walked out into the lounge room Harry looked at us and raised his eyebrows suggesting something that obviously didn't happen.
I played along and whispered in Niall's ear about what Harry was implying. So he gave me a wink and smiled as if to imply that we just fucked in the bathroom. That shut Harry right up but I still felt obliged to sit next to Niall and Michael on the floor as there wasn't enough room on the couch. And sitting next to Niall wasn't a bad thing at all! I actually liked it. Wait, am I falling for him? No. Lie.
About 30 minutes later we made a food stop and I took that time to sit down and call my friend, Olivia.
Me: Hey, Liv.
Slut:HEYY!
Honestly she yells as much as Louis!
Me: hey so I was thinkinngggg that I should pop round once we reach Middlesbrough? I haven't seen you in about 3 years! And il introduce you to my friends I'm errm travelling with.
Slut: yeah, that'd be great! When do you reach here?
Me: 'bout 3 days?
Slut: okay, see you then..bye!
Me: bye chick!
I decided to go to the petrol station that we stopped at to get some snacks for the long journey to Scotland. We were currently in Sheffield.
As I got back on the bus I realised that I hadn't made a YouTube video for what? 3 months and I also remembered that I hadn't told the boys that I make youtube pranking/funny videos. I had the perfect idea! Time to bribe Gorilla!
I set the camera up and the makeup out. I managed to bribe Harry with massages. I swear he's such a girl! I pressed record and looked towards the camera lens to introduce Harry and me.
"Hey guys, Jess here and I tweeted giving you a hint about what today's video was and as you can tell by this douche sitting next to me and the makeup behind us, you can probably guess what we're doing today. I'm also really excited for Harry to be on this channel! Also as a disclaimer I'm sorry for not uploading a video in like three months, I have been extremely busy!" Harry gave me a hurt look when I said douche but nevertheless we carried on.
I started with foundation and applied it with a real techniques experts face brush until Harry started speaking and I paused.
"So is this something that I can wear everyday and girls will find me attractive?" Harry asked knowingly jokingly but made it sound completely serious.
"Yeah! Totally, this could also be a tutorial for people at home who are watching this as well!" I replied with so much seriousness that Harry questioned me for a brief second in time.
I finished Harry's makeup and can I just say, he looked amazing! I gave him the mirror and he freaked complaining at how I made him look like a drag queen.
"Jeeeeesssssss!!!!!!" Harry started "I'm gonna get you back for this! I look like a 9 year old slut!" I had to laugh at this cause he did...
"And you are gonna get me back. I'm going to put two videos up over the next two days since Harry being the perfect peach he is and let me do his makeup..." I explained to Harry and the viewers.
"It's only fair that I get to put makeup on you" Harry finished off and I nodded but was silently dreading it!
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