Since that message from an unknown number appeared on my phone, I've been super jumpy and cautious. Today is the day that I'm meant to meet Lou for the job assistant and I cant wait! My whole attitude had changed since Ash, Luke, Callum and Michael have been here!

Right now all of us are sharing three couches and arguing about what movie to watch. Even the girls are here!

"JESS, WHAT MOVIE SHOULD WE WATCH" Count on Louis to yell the most obvious thing! I took my legs off from Luke's thighs and stood up, walked up the stairs signalled Ashton to come with me.

"Whilst you are arguing like buffalos about what movie to watch, me and Ash are going to get some food." I announced. "peace out motherfuckers" I yelled before I closed the door and walked into the kitchen with the Aussie following me. Before I left, I heard the faint voice of a girl "You're just going to leave me here, with them..?" Why yes Perrie, this is what you get for making me look like a drag queen last month.

We made the mistake of trying to bake a cake...didn't go too well. There was flour in places that I didn't know I had. By now, the boys and girls had settled down and were probably watching Finding Nemo or Titanic.

As Ashton finished the decorations on the 'cake'. I cleaned the mess of a kitchen we had now created. I get the whole house to myself as my mum and brother have left me to go to the Bahamas...

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I was right, they're watching Nemo! Turns out the girls loved the cake and the boys devoured it, I guess that says something... I've got about an hour until Lou gets here to 'interview' me and I got dressed. The only reason I couldn't stay in what I had on was because I wore my dads old shirt and I looked like I just came out of a sewer.

The boys said to just keep it simple and that Lou will only ask like 3 questions and then move on to a completely different topic all together. We continued to watch Finding Nemo for another half an hour until the doorbell rung. I shot up from my place on the couch and literally sprinted to the door getting a snazzy remark from Louis along the lines of "someone's a bit excited" which I replied with a silent eye roll. As I opened the door, I revealed a light purple/greyish haired woman, well, I already loved her hair!

I let her in and greeted her. This should go quickly!

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I decided to cook dinner for us tonight and Liam volunteered himself to help. I decided to make my best dish; Lasagne. I started off by cooking the mince and boiling the bolognaise at the same time. Then the rest was easy with Liam's help. Half way through cooking, I decided to get my beats player out and crank up the volume to 'wrecking ball'.

"This ones to my sledge hammers and Barbie dolls" I started off saying before I shouted the song out at the top of my lungs with Liam laughing so much he started coughing.

The dinner went along smoothly with us making small conversations with each other before I announced that I needed to go the bathroom. I walked out the dining room and ran up the stairs and into the bathroom but before I could get past the doorframe, I stubbed my toe.

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!" I belted out and didn't go to the toilet, instead I hobbled down the stairs by hopping. As I got into the dining room all eyes were on me and my angry face. My eyes skimmed the table and realised everyone was about to burst out laughing. Niall's face went beet red before her started laughing which set off the other 11 people. I think I broke my toe... but I sat down and began eating again. Fuck this.

Unknown: hmm, stubbed your toe, classy...~D

Notes

Sorry its a shit chapter!

And that I haven't updated in 144 hours...


so this breaking the toe thing actually happened to me a few months ago and it just felt like a stubbed toe with a click. I didn't realise that I had broken my toe until the day after when it was purple and crooked.

What do you want to see in the next chapter?

just realised that ~D kind of looks rude, oh and im sort of a fan of miley so I didn't mean this in a rude way!