Detentions and an Irish lad!
Airhorns and benches
OH
MY
SWEET
NIPPLES?
The whole of one of my favourite boy bands is standing right in front of me.
"So, urm, Jess, this is the surprise I was talking to you about?!" After what felt like years of my ears physically not working, I finally heard the voice of an Irish lad speak. I mumbled an "hmm" which escaped my now closed lips and made them tingle after feeling my vocal chords rumble. Before I knew it, I was pulled into a bone crushing hug by the Aussie boys. I felt my dress hide up a bit and I tried my best to flail my arms to my backside and pull it down at least an inch.
After meeting and chatting with Ashton, Callum, Luke and Michael I decided to get changed into this (A/N I like green a lot if you haven't noticed). As soon as my foot reached the bottom step, I heard the corruption of whether to go to Nandos or Jimmy Spices (A/N Where I live, they're next to each other). I decided not to get involved until last minute. I grabbed an air horn and duct tape from the cupboard. I had to make sure I done this quick. In one swift movement, I swiftly wrapped the duct tape around the pressured can, making sure it presses the button that releases the air, then I threw it into the chaos that was my kitchen and then ran out.
I thought I had made it to the front door until a pair of arms suddenly hoisted me up onto a toned shoulder. As soon as I saw the pants, I knew who it was. By now I was laughing so much that tears were streaming down my face and dripping off of my chin before hitting the cold slabs below my face.
As soon as I got my breath sort of back I attempted to speak but it wasn't going well!
"H-Har-ry, put me down! I'm-" I tried not to laugh but I failed miserably. Louis, being his cocky self decided to reply with a sassy answer.
"Haz, I think she said that she wants you to tickle her!!" I saw the smirk on his face within an instant. No! Before Harry could even attempt to tickle me, I jumped out of his brace and ran out of the house and down the street. I was fast when I needed to be!
I stopped as soon as I saw the gang out of breath. I cockily sat down pretending to have been there for ages.
"Took you long enough, Jheez!" I spoke to the red faced boys and girls.
As we began walking, it was me, Ashton and Michael in the front, then Zayn, Perrie and Hazza, then Liam, Danni and Niall, then Luke, Callum, Louis and El squashed in too. She's like a little fairy!
In Nandos, Niall ordered last as he ordered enough food for the whole of Asia! I ordered quite a lot seeing as I hadn't eaten much.
Half way through dinner, I realised that my body wasn't able to eat this much at once. So I asked to be excused and before they could reply, I was already walking out of the restaurant towards a bench near by. Once I sat down, I started to daydream about everything that has gone on in the past month and how sad it was but I decided to 'turn that frown upside down'- so cheesy, I know!
As I was walking back to the chicken smelling delightful building, I got a call from a recently exchanged number- Ashton :). I love this little guy. He's like a teddy... with dimples...yeah, and Australian teddy bear?
Ash: Jess, you okay, you've been gone for ages!
I'm so stupid that I didn't realise how long I had been gone!
Me: Oh, yeah, shit, sorry!...I'm on my way. I'll see you soon! Bye!
Ash: Okay, hurry up though! Niall's eating your food. Bye!
Shit! I hung up and walked the rest of the way to the restaurant. As soon as I made my way over to the table, all 12 pairs of eyes were on my feminine figure (not that way, you perverts!) I offered a small smile as some kind of gesture which was returned. My eyes swiftly turn to the one Irish lad who was devouring my food!
"Oh, was food for the whole of Asia not enough for you then?" My sassy mouth spoke to him which received lots of laughs. Even the blue eyes of Niall laughed without a stain.
Once I sat down in the plush chair. I realised something...
I was so lucky to have great friends.
My phone vibrated signalling it had gotten a text.
Unknown: Glad to see you're enjoying yourself, not for long, babe...~D
MY
SWEET
NIPPLES?
The whole of one of my favourite boy bands is standing right in front of me.
"So, urm, Jess, this is the surprise I was talking to you about?!" After what felt like years of my ears physically not working, I finally heard the voice of an Irish lad speak. I mumbled an "hmm" which escaped my now closed lips and made them tingle after feeling my vocal chords rumble. Before I knew it, I was pulled into a bone crushing hug by the Aussie boys. I felt my dress hide up a bit and I tried my best to flail my arms to my backside and pull it down at least an inch.
After meeting and chatting with Ashton, Callum, Luke and Michael I decided to get changed into this (A/N I like green a lot if you haven't noticed). As soon as my foot reached the bottom step, I heard the corruption of whether to go to Nandos or Jimmy Spices (A/N Where I live, they're next to each other). I decided not to get involved until last minute. I grabbed an air horn and duct tape from the cupboard. I had to make sure I done this quick. In one swift movement, I swiftly wrapped the duct tape around the pressured can, making sure it presses the button that releases the air, then I threw it into the chaos that was my kitchen and then ran out.
I thought I had made it to the front door until a pair of arms suddenly hoisted me up onto a toned shoulder. As soon as I saw the pants, I knew who it was. By now I was laughing so much that tears were streaming down my face and dripping off of my chin before hitting the cold slabs below my face.
As soon as I got my breath sort of back I attempted to speak but it wasn't going well!
"H-Har-ry, put me down! I'm-" I tried not to laugh but I failed miserably. Louis, being his cocky self decided to reply with a sassy answer.
"Haz, I think she said that she wants you to tickle her!!" I saw the smirk on his face within an instant. No! Before Harry could even attempt to tickle me, I jumped out of his brace and ran out of the house and down the street. I was fast when I needed to be!
I stopped as soon as I saw the gang out of breath. I cockily sat down pretending to have been there for ages.
"Took you long enough, Jheez!" I spoke to the red faced boys and girls.
As we began walking, it was me, Ashton and Michael in the front, then Zayn, Perrie and Hazza, then Liam, Danni and Niall, then Luke, Callum, Louis and El squashed in too. She's like a little fairy!
In Nandos, Niall ordered last as he ordered enough food for the whole of Asia! I ordered quite a lot seeing as I hadn't eaten much.
Half way through dinner, I realised that my body wasn't able to eat this much at once. So I asked to be excused and before they could reply, I was already walking out of the restaurant towards a bench near by. Once I sat down, I started to daydream about everything that has gone on in the past month and how sad it was but I decided to 'turn that frown upside down'- so cheesy, I know!
As I was walking back to the chicken smelling delightful building, I got a call from a recently exchanged number- Ashton :). I love this little guy. He's like a teddy... with dimples...yeah, and Australian teddy bear?
Ash: Jess, you okay, you've been gone for ages!
I'm so stupid that I didn't realise how long I had been gone!
Me: Oh, yeah, shit, sorry!...I'm on my way. I'll see you soon! Bye!
Ash: Okay, hurry up though! Niall's eating your food. Bye!
Shit! I hung up and walked the rest of the way to the restaurant. As soon as I made my way over to the table, all 12 pairs of eyes were on my feminine figure (not that way, you perverts!) I offered a small smile as some kind of gesture which was returned. My eyes swiftly turn to the one Irish lad who was devouring my food!
"Oh, was food for the whole of Asia not enough for you then?" My sassy mouth spoke to him which received lots of laughs. Even the blue eyes of Niall laughed without a stain.
Once I sat down in the plush chair. I realised something...
I was so lucky to have great friends.
My phone vibrated signalling it had gotten a text.
Unknown: Glad to see you're enjoying yourself, not for long, babe...~D
Notes
I know I said i'd update tomorrow but my horse has a tendon injury so I have to get some bute and hose his leg for 10 mins, then muck his stable out and groom him etc.Whos the unknown number?
Please read either the poem Porphyria's Lover or...
The sisters shame!
I got the violence from sisters shame that's coming up in the next chapters! I got the laughed the blue eyes from Porphyria's Lover.
Bye!
~Jessie
p.s- I almost lost this chapter when I was typing it up, so glad my laptop is windows 8!
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