Showers That are British

"Come on! We're gonna be late!" Louis woke me up.

"I'm up! Just give me time to process." I sit up.

"Do you hear the words coming out of my mouth? We're almost late!" Louis picked me up and ran out door.

"Louis! I'm not dressed!" I sound shaky because I'm bouncing.

"Yes you are!" He puts me in the car.

I look at myself. I'm wearing this:http://www.polyvore.com/going_to_airport/set?id=105636859. I also noticed that he put my hair in a braid. How did he do all that, when I was sleep?

"Uh, LouBear?" I giggle.

"Yeah NattyBear?" He got into the car.

"How'd you do all this when I was sleep?"

"I have a soft touch." He touched my face.

"True. Also, how did you know how to braid?"

"El taught me." He starts driving.

"Well, I look amazing." I fan myself. "I'd date me." I joke.

He stopped the car. "Okay. Forget me then! I thought you loved me." He started to fake sob.

I decide to play along. "I do babe. But, I'm just to gorgeous." I pat his back.

We look at each other, and we were sent to hysterics! I love us.
---Airport---
"Finally!" Niall groaned. "They just called our flight! Come on!" He picked me up.

"Why does everyone have to pick me up?!" I yell.

"Because you're slow!" Everyone yelled in unison.

"Hurtful." I fake sob.

He put me in a seat, and sat next to Louis. I fix my shirt. I grab my ipod and my beats from my tote and start listening to my new favorite song 'Let her go'. I lay my head back and closed my eyes.

---Hours Later---
"HEARTBREAK GIRL!" Music blasts in my ears. I jump and take my headphones off. "Eleanor!" I yell.

"Well, you better be happy that Sail wasn't on. Now come on!" She pushed me out.

"Luke, and Fashion Week? How can this get any better?" Lacey hopped on Harry's back.

"You're with me." Harry said in a dreamy tone.

"I love you." She kissed him on the cheek. He looked at her and made a mischievous smile.

"We'll be right back you guys." He carried Lacey away.

We all snickered, but I didn't. "Louis, I noticed something." I furrowed my eyebrows.

"What?" He wrapped his arms around my waist.

"I'll tell you later." I said in an accidental accent. It's getting to me.

"Alright." He pouted.

"Let's go find the couple. Maybe we'll interrupt their moment." Perrie giggled. and wiggled her eyebrows.

We all agreed and ran towards their 'private space'. We walked for minutes, until we found a beautiful garden. We heard giggling, moans, and smooches. I told everyone to stay back. They know I'm the master of sneaking, so they obeyed. There are bushes around a big space, so they made a perfect hideout. They're so cute together. They were pretty much making out so, I don't know if I want to interrupt their moment. It's been a few minutes now, and they're already tugging on each other's shirts. Okay, I'll go back to find the group.

"Hey! Wait, where are they?" Sophie asked.

"Sorry guys. They were so cute. And they started getting into some private business." I shrug.

"Aw, your mother instincts hit you hard Natalia Mary Vanderwill!" Louis yelled.

"What?! I didn't want to interrupt their special moment!" I stomped and crossed my arms.

"But we have to go." El said.

"What about we leave them. We'll go to the hotel and get settled. And when they're done, they'll call, and we'll go get them." I suggest.

"Alright. I'm willing to do that." Liam chuckles.
---Hotel---
Lou and I walked into our room and set our stuff beside the desk. I crashed onto the bed, and curled up into a ball.

"So, what did you want to tell me?" Lou sat beside me.

"I don't know if I wanna tell you anymore. I'm too motherly." I say in a mocking tone.

"You know I was just joking. You'll always be my cray-cray baby." He snuggled with me.

"I will?" I looked him in the eyes. They sparkled.

"Yes! You're the craziest person I've met in my life!" He squeezed my nose.

"Aww, I am? Thanks." I blush. I love being cray-cray. Especially with my Boo. "Okay. I'm going to tell you now."

"Okay." He nods.

"I've noticed that, um... We haven't had uh... Sexy time lately." I stuttered. I missed having sexy time with LouBear.

"That's because a lot of things has been happening lately!" He laughed.

"I know. Do you want to have sexy time now?" I ask.

"You have a broken arm babe." He kissed my head.

"I know, but I'll be fine." I assure.

He smiled. He crashed our lips together. We moved steadily. We started to get rough over the minutes. I dug my hands through his hair while he traced different shapes on my waist. He started to make his way down to my neck. I moaned once he hit my soft spot. I started to tug on his shirt, and he took it off. I started to kiss on his jaw line and behind his ear. He took my shirt off. We started to play with each others belt buckles. Then I heard the door open.

"Hey guys. Oh! Oh. Um. Sorry?" Zayn comes in.

I quickly cover myself with the cover. Eleanor came in.

"Seriously you guys? You had Luke, like, 2 weeks ago!" She groaned and stomped out.

"Well sorry." I made a stink face.

"Well, Hacy are done. Uh... Yeah so. Yeah." Zayn walked out.

"How did they get a key?" I ask.

"I dunno." Louis shrugs.
---Ashley's house---
Harry and Lacy were pretty mad when we got them. But, why did they expect us to wait for them? They must be crazy. Anyway, we're at Ashley's house and by Ashley, I mean my baby's hero! She has a nice house. Not to big, not to small.

"HI!" I scream. Ashley gives me the biggest hug in the world.

"Omigosh hi! It's so nice to meet you guys!" She smiled. She's very pretty. Probably in her early 20's, long blonde hair, blue eyes. Perfect.

"Hi, I-I'm Niall." Niall nervously said. Oh. My. FREAKIN GOD! Niall has a crush!

"Hi. I'm Ashley." She blushed. She probably feels the same way!

She invited us inside. It's beautiful! It's like a brown and a caramel color. CHOCOLATE! A man walked downstairs with a baby in his arms. LUKE!

"LUKE!" I ran over to him. I took him and kissed him all over. "Mummy's missed you sooooo much!" I start to cry. My baby is here in my arms. And the best thing is... He still remembers me. He smiled and tugged on my fingers.

"This is Mark, my best friend. He helped me get Luke back." Ashley introduces Mark to us.

"Thank you so much Mark. I-I don't know what to say. You're my baby's hero." My voice cracks a little.

"You're very welcome." He showed off his pearly whites. I gave him a tight hug.

He walked over to Ash and wrapped his arm around her waist. I turn around and saw Niall and Lou's eyes full of rage. Niall okay, but Louis? Come on! He'll always have me. I walk over to Louis and slapped his arm. I give Luke to him and he started blowing on his stomach.

"So, are you guys dating?" Eleanor piped up. Niall grunted.

"No. He's not my type." Ashley shook her head.

"Ash is like a sister to me." He poked her side.

"Alright." Eleanor smiled. Oh. Okay then. I walked over to El.

"Go get em tiger." I giggled.

"Oh, I will." She wiggled her eyebrows. We all sat down.

"So, how did you get him back?" Louis asks.

"Please don't hate me." She sighed.

~Ashley's POV~
Here goes nothing.
~Flashback~
I hear the doorbell ring. "Coming!" I run down the stairs. I open the door.

"I'm back!" My dad sung. He had a car seat in his hand.

"You got a girl pregnant?!" I yelled.

"No silly. I adopted a child in your name." He chuckled.

"Really?" I ask. I've always wanted a child. But, I never found 'the one'.

"Yep." He popped the p. He put the car seat down.

"Hi, I'm your new, huh?" I looked at the baby. He looks strangely familiar. And he looked like he was crying.

"He's a cute one isn't he?" My dad chuckled.

I grabbed my phone and went through some pictures. I'm a major Loulia shipper, so I have plenty of pictures of Luke. Every single picture, I saw the resemblance. He kidnapped a baby.

"Dad." I jump up and back away from him.

"What's the matter?" He furrowed his eyebrows in concern.

"Y-you're the one." I scowl.

"The what? Babe, I don't know what you're acting like this." He shook his head.

"YOU KIDNAPPED THIS BABY!" I yelled.

"No I did not! Why would you think that?" He shook his head.

"Dad. I know this baby. His name is Luke Tomlinson. Why did you do this?" My voice cracks.

"This is not Luke Tomlinson! He just probably looks like him." He nervously says. His eyebrow starts twitching.

"Dad! You're lying! First of all, I know this baby. And second of all, your right eyebrow is twicthing!" I try to take Luke.

"No! This baby is mine now. Since you don't want him." He grabs the car seat.

"Dad. Why are you acting like this? You're better than this." I calm down.

"I met Natalia at a club. She didn't want me. I met her again at a local grocery store and she still disrespected me. So, I uh... Hit her car with mine." He explained.

"YOU HIT HER CAR?!" I screamed.

"Yeah. And I took the baby. You should be happy."

"You are a crazy man. You think this is fine?" I step towards him slowly.

"She disrespected me! And so are you."

"Oh, so you're just gonna hit me with your car huh?" I scowl.

"You're my daughter!"

"And she's a woman with a newborn child!" I point to Luke.

"I'm leaving." He picked the car seat up.

"NO! Leave. Him. Here." I growl.

"No! He's my son now." He walks towards the door.

I run over to him and turn him around by his shoulders. He slapped me and I fell to the ground. Someone ran downstairs and pushed him. I looked up. Mark. Dad dropped the car seat, but I catch it.

"Hey Luke. I'm going to keep you safe. Don't worry." A couple of tears stream down my face. I carry him upstairs to my room. I take him out the car seat and put him on my bed. I giggled at the cute monkey onesie he had on. I can't believe that one of the most famous, yet adorable baby is in front of me right now.

I heard glass break, tables knock over. And a slam. Mark stomped upstairs and into my room.

"I called the police when you guys were fighting." He said, obviously trying to catch his breath.

"Aw, babe. You're bleeding." I picked Luke up and walked over to Mark.

"So we're married now?" He giggled.

"Maybe." I shook my hips.

"So what are we going to do now?" He sits on my bed.

"I guess I'll DM Natalia on Twitter. As much as I want Luke to be mine, I love Natty and I need to do what's right." I sigh.

"Good idea." He nodded.
~End of Flashback~
"So, that was Charles?" Natalia asked.

"Yep." I nod.

"Are you guys housemates?" Niall asked quietly.

"Yeah. Nothing happens but stupid arguments and sibling stuff like that." I shrug.

"Oh. Nice to know." He smiles. Why does he want to know about Mark and I so much? "Can I talk to you Ashley?" Niall stands up.

"Sure. And you can just call me Ash." I hop up. He leads me to the kitchen.

"Do you believe in love at first sight." He examined my china collection. I usually don't let anyone touch it, but I have a strong feeling for him. Like seriously, it's Niall freakin Horan!

"Uh, yeah I guess. I mean, like, I haven't at first, but... I think I do now." I play with my fingers.

"Well, I do. And I think I'm experiencing it. And it's the the most precious thing I've ever experienced." He looked me in the eyes.

"Okay? Who are you in love with?" I try to keep myself from having a nervous breakdown. I don't think he's talking about me. Of course he's not talking about me! He just met me!

"You"

Notes

HEZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I MISSED YOU GUYS! I'll tell you my excuse for today. Well, I was sick for a while, and then I was lazy after that. Sorry...... FORGIVE ME! IT'S LOUIS' BIRTHDAY TODAY! So be happy! Happy Louis Day! Kisses, A