Showers That are British
Chapter 20!!!
I woke up by the sound of Luke crying. I hopped up, then sat back down. My head hurts like heck!
"I'll get him. You just take this." Lou sets a glass of water and a pill on the side table.
"Thanks Boo." I kiss him.
He walks out then I followed his orders. After that, I laid back down, and rubbed my temple. He comes back in, and sets Luke in between us on the bed. Luke starts playing with my hair.
"Hey baby." I giggle.
"So, do you remember anything from last night?" Louis asks.
"I think. Did I go party?" He nods. "Was I dancing?" He nods. "Did I have fun?"
"Yes and no." He nods and shakes his head.
"Then I don't wanna remember what happened." I sit up, buy Luke pulled my hair, which made me yelp. "Lucas, no. Don't do that." I scold. Louis laughs. "Hmmm, you're a great father." I say sarcastically. I picked Luke up.
"Thank you. Thank you very much." He tilts his head.
"I'm going to do something you won't like." I muttered.
"What?" He asked.
"Nothing!" I smiled. "I'm going to shave your daddy's beard." I whispered to Luke. He started laughing. How did this smart boy understand that? I'm impressed.
"What did you say to him? How did he understand?" He panicked.
"I said that... Your hair looks great on you." I lie.
"It makes me look sexy, don't it Luke?" He runs his hand through his hair.
Luke laughed and reached over to Louis. He picked him up and blew on his stomach which made a big farting noise.
"Come on buddy. Let's go make breakfast." He walks out.
I slid out of bed, literally, and fell on the floor. I crawled out the door and down the stairs. I don't feel like walking.
"Look! There's a spy in the house!" Louis pointed to me. Luke was in his high chair. "Luckily, Superman is here!" I noticed he had his Superman shirt on. He did a heroic pose in front of Luke.
I was wearing a black jumpsuit which made me look kind of like a spy, so I played along.
"I want you precious Lucas." I said in a sexy tone.
"Girl, do you thing imma just give you my son?" He asked in a ghetto tone.
"I'll fight for him." I posed in a fight position.
Louis pretended like he slapped me, and I fell to the ground. I grabbed his ankle, and he fell.
We kept play fighting until we were out of breath.
"I win!" He yelled in a heroic tone.
"You haven't seen the last of me!" I ran out of the kitchen.
"And scene." Lou and I say in unison. We are meant to be.
I ran back inside and sat at the table. Louis opened the fridge, and he made a disappointed look on his face.
"No breakfast." He closed the door.
"I'll go grocery shopping!" I hop up and get Luke.
Lou's phone vibrated and he checked it. Then, he made an even more disappointed look on his face. "And, I can't come with. I have work.
"Aww, but you promised." I walked up to him.
"I thought you said you didn't remember what happened last night." He chuckled.
"It came back to me." I tilt my head.
I ran, well speed walked since I have Luke, upstairs and got dressed. I put this on:http://www.polyvore.com/gs_time/set?id=104133136. And Luke wore this:http://www.polyvore.com/just_imagine_baby_style/set?id=104133359. I put the hoodie on his head.
"Now, you look like your daddy." I laugh.
"Heyyy." He whines.
"What? That's supposed to be a good thing. Don't you want your son to look like you?"
"Our son." He kissed the top of my head. "Alright, I'm heading out. I'm letting you take the Range Rover." He grabs his keys.
"Awww, but I wanna take the Lamborghini!" I stomp.
"Do you want both of you to die?" He gives me a fatherly look.
"Alright. I love you." I give him a kiss, and then he kisses Luke on his forehead.
"I love you more. Make sure you bring breakfast." He runs out the door.
I grab the diaper bag, and the keys, and I turn on the alarm system before I walked out. I open the car door, and put Luke in the car seat. I get into the car.
"You still there?" I joke and look back to see Luke. He smiles. That monkey onesie is so cute on him!
---Grocery Time!---
I hopped out of the car, and got Luke. I kept him in his car seat, so he would be able to ride in the cart. This baby got so chubby, I could just eat him up.
I walked inside, and start looking for stuff. I push the cart until I bumped into one.
"I'm so... Ugh." I roll my eyes.
"So, you remember me?" He smirked.
"I wasn't that drunk." I glare at him.
"Oh, you're even pushy when you're sober." He chuckled.
"Listen, my son and fiance are hungry. So if you will just excuse me." I try to walk away, but he bumps my cart again. "Stop it! You're gonna hurt my baby." I check on Luke. He's sleep.
"I thought you were married?" He ignored what I said.
"I will be soon. And I can't wait." I can't. Just one more month,and I'll be married! Omigosh I need to start planning.
"Well, can we make a stop to that? I can make you real happy. I mean, I'm sure your imaginary fiance can't make you any happier."
I raised my eyebrows and grabbed my phone. I flipped through my pictures and showed him a picture of us.
"Either Photoshop, or you've met him before."
"Alright." I call to face time with him.
"Hey babe. What's up?" He smiled.
"HIII NATTY!" The boys yelled.
"Hey guys." I laughed. "Uh, the guy I met yesterday, is here. And, I want to prove to him, that you are my fiance." I simply say.
"Do you want me to mess him up?" They laughed.
"Who told you what I said last night?" I ask.
"They girls told the lads, and the lads told me a couple minutes ago."
"Oh, okay. Anyway, talk to this man." I hand my phone to him.
"Oh, so you are real." He's embarrassed.
"Yes, I am. Now stay away from m fiance, and go find a greedy snob." Louis growled.
"I can get any girl I want." He laughed.
"Ahem. Do you have this girl?" I point to myself.
"Yes. You want me, but you're not showing it." He smirked.
"Well, what's your name?"
"Charles."
"Well, Charles, first of all you have an old persons name. And second of all, you will never have me. Ever. I have the best guy you can ask for, And he was happy enough to start a family. We have the most adorable, yet craziest son. And he completes us. Now back off before I really let him mess you up." I snatched my phone from him.
I find Louis smiling like an idiot.
"I'll see you when you get here. Love you." Louis chuckled.
I blew him a kiss and hung up. I glared at Charles, and he was red. I found out Luke was awake.
"Hey Lukey, there's a human tomato." I point at Charles.
He starts crying.
"Look at what you've done! You made my baby cry!" I walked away. He stops crying. "High five." He gives me a high five. That clever little person.
I got all the stuff I needed. I payed for it and I walked out. I did everything like put stuff in the car. I put Luke in the car.
I was almost at the studio, but Luke started crying.
"Shh... Are you hungry? Sh... It's alright LukeyPoo." I grab his bottle and shake it.
I turn around real quick to give him his bottle. When he got a hold of it, I turned back around.
All of a sudden, the car swerved.
Oh no.
"I'll get him. You just take this." Lou sets a glass of water and a pill on the side table.
"Thanks Boo." I kiss him.
He walks out then I followed his orders. After that, I laid back down, and rubbed my temple. He comes back in, and sets Luke in between us on the bed. Luke starts playing with my hair.
"Hey baby." I giggle.
"So, do you remember anything from last night?" Louis asks.
"I think. Did I go party?" He nods. "Was I dancing?" He nods. "Did I have fun?"
"Yes and no." He nods and shakes his head.
"Then I don't wanna remember what happened." I sit up, buy Luke pulled my hair, which made me yelp. "Lucas, no. Don't do that." I scold. Louis laughs. "Hmmm, you're a great father." I say sarcastically. I picked Luke up.
"Thank you. Thank you very much." He tilts his head.
"I'm going to do something you won't like." I muttered.
"What?" He asked.
"Nothing!" I smiled. "I'm going to shave your daddy's beard." I whispered to Luke. He started laughing. How did this smart boy understand that? I'm impressed.
"What did you say to him? How did he understand?" He panicked.
"I said that... Your hair looks great on you." I lie.
"It makes me look sexy, don't it Luke?" He runs his hand through his hair.
Luke laughed and reached over to Louis. He picked him up and blew on his stomach which made a big farting noise.
"Come on buddy. Let's go make breakfast." He walks out.
I slid out of bed, literally, and fell on the floor. I crawled out the door and down the stairs. I don't feel like walking.
"Look! There's a spy in the house!" Louis pointed to me. Luke was in his high chair. "Luckily, Superman is here!" I noticed he had his Superman shirt on. He did a heroic pose in front of Luke.
I was wearing a black jumpsuit which made me look kind of like a spy, so I played along.
"I want you precious Lucas." I said in a sexy tone.
"Girl, do you thing imma just give you my son?" He asked in a ghetto tone.
"I'll fight for him." I posed in a fight position.
Louis pretended like he slapped me, and I fell to the ground. I grabbed his ankle, and he fell.
We kept play fighting until we were out of breath.
"I win!" He yelled in a heroic tone.
"You haven't seen the last of me!" I ran out of the kitchen.
"And scene." Lou and I say in unison. We are meant to be.
I ran back inside and sat at the table. Louis opened the fridge, and he made a disappointed look on his face.
"No breakfast." He closed the door.
"I'll go grocery shopping!" I hop up and get Luke.
Lou's phone vibrated and he checked it. Then, he made an even more disappointed look on his face. "And, I can't come with. I have work.
"Aww, but you promised." I walked up to him.
"I thought you said you didn't remember what happened last night." He chuckled.
"It came back to me." I tilt my head.
I ran, well speed walked since I have Luke, upstairs and got dressed. I put this on:http://www.polyvore.com/gs_time/set?id=104133136. And Luke wore this:http://www.polyvore.com/just_imagine_baby_style/set?id=104133359. I put the hoodie on his head.
"Now, you look like your daddy." I laugh.
"Heyyy." He whines.
"What? That's supposed to be a good thing. Don't you want your son to look like you?"
"Our son." He kissed the top of my head. "Alright, I'm heading out. I'm letting you take the Range Rover." He grabs his keys.
"Awww, but I wanna take the Lamborghini!" I stomp.
"Do you want both of you to die?" He gives me a fatherly look.
"Alright. I love you." I give him a kiss, and then he kisses Luke on his forehead.
"I love you more. Make sure you bring breakfast." He runs out the door.
I grab the diaper bag, and the keys, and I turn on the alarm system before I walked out. I open the car door, and put Luke in the car seat. I get into the car.
"You still there?" I joke and look back to see Luke. He smiles. That monkey onesie is so cute on him!
---Grocery Time!---
I hopped out of the car, and got Luke. I kept him in his car seat, so he would be able to ride in the cart. This baby got so chubby, I could just eat him up.
I walked inside, and start looking for stuff. I push the cart until I bumped into one.
"I'm so... Ugh." I roll my eyes.
"So, you remember me?" He smirked.
"I wasn't that drunk." I glare at him.
"Oh, you're even pushy when you're sober." He chuckled.
"Listen, my son and fiance are hungry. So if you will just excuse me." I try to walk away, but he bumps my cart again. "Stop it! You're gonna hurt my baby." I check on Luke. He's sleep.
"I thought you were married?" He ignored what I said.
"I will be soon. And I can't wait." I can't. Just one more month,and I'll be married! Omigosh I need to start planning.
"Well, can we make a stop to that? I can make you real happy. I mean, I'm sure your imaginary fiance can't make you any happier."
I raised my eyebrows and grabbed my phone. I flipped through my pictures and showed him a picture of us.
"Either Photoshop, or you've met him before."
"Alright." I call to face time with him.
"Hey babe. What's up?" He smiled.
"HIII NATTY!" The boys yelled.
"Hey guys." I laughed. "Uh, the guy I met yesterday, is here. And, I want to prove to him, that you are my fiance." I simply say.
"Do you want me to mess him up?" They laughed.
"Who told you what I said last night?" I ask.
"They girls told the lads, and the lads told me a couple minutes ago."
"Oh, okay. Anyway, talk to this man." I hand my phone to him.
"Oh, so you are real." He's embarrassed.
"Yes, I am. Now stay away from m fiance, and go find a greedy snob." Louis growled.
"I can get any girl I want." He laughed.
"Ahem. Do you have this girl?" I point to myself.
"Yes. You want me, but you're not showing it." He smirked.
"Well, what's your name?"
"Charles."
"Well, Charles, first of all you have an old persons name. And second of all, you will never have me. Ever. I have the best guy you can ask for, And he was happy enough to start a family. We have the most adorable, yet craziest son. And he completes us. Now back off before I really let him mess you up." I snatched my phone from him.
I find Louis smiling like an idiot.
"I'll see you when you get here. Love you." Louis chuckled.
I blew him a kiss and hung up. I glared at Charles, and he was red. I found out Luke was awake.
"Hey Lukey, there's a human tomato." I point at Charles.
He starts crying.
"Look at what you've done! You made my baby cry!" I walked away. He stops crying. "High five." He gives me a high five. That clever little person.
I got all the stuff I needed. I payed for it and I walked out. I did everything like put stuff in the car. I put Luke in the car.
I was almost at the studio, but Luke started crying.
"Shh... Are you hungry? Sh... It's alright LukeyPoo." I grab his bottle and shake it.
I turn around real quick to give him his bottle. When he got a hold of it, I turned back around.
All of a sudden, the car swerved.
Oh no.
@CurlyHairBoyLover
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