Showers That are British
Chapter 19!!!
I got ready and this is what I wore:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=103086323
I know I just had a baby, but Mami still got it!
Louis comes in with Luke. "Okay, Mum! Can you get Luke for me?" He yells for my mom's help. She started laughing when she saw what I'm wearing and gladly took Luke.
When my mom left, Lou made a growling noise. "Ay papi! Calm down there!" I laugh.
"Oh so you're turning Mexican?" He pulls me towards him.
"For your information, I'm part Mexican." I whisper in his ear.
"Do you know how to speak Spanish?" He raises his eyebrows.
"Sé que quieres esto. Ven a por ella." I growl in his ear.
"What does that mean?" He breaths unsteadily.
"Look it up." I walk out the door.
"HEY!" He runs after me.
I run downstairs, which was hard because these shorts are tight on my thighs. I run towards the couch, but he managed to catch me, and he tickled me.
"LOUIS STOP IT! YOU'RE TICKLING ME!"
"No! You tell me what you said! I don't understand it, so what made you think I knew how to spell it?" He tickled me up and down my sides.
"Okay, okay! It means-" The doorbell rang. "THEY'RE HERE!" I sang.
I opened the door. They are sexy. They wore this:
Sophia:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=103250239
Eleanor:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=103250615
Perrie:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=103251076
Lacey:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=103251386
"AHHHHH!" We all screamed like we were all going to our first prom.
"See you later Boo!" I kissed him.
"Wai-"
"LOVE YOU!" I walked out.
---Club---
This club is fuera de la cadena! Sorry about all the Spanish. It sounds better.
"I'M GOING TO GET DRINKS! ANYONE IN?!" Sophia yelled over the music.
"YOU KNOW I'M IN!" I run towards her.
We sat down at the bar, telling the bartender what we wanted.
"So how's Luke?" She asked.
"He's good. Just being a little irritating. But, I'll get used to him." I laughed.
"Especially with Louis around!" She laughed.
I was getting tipsy really quick and said: "En eso tienes razón!"
"You speak Spanish?" She asked between laughs.
"No, hablo francés."
"Ha ha, very funny." She says sarcastically.
After all the laughing and drinking, we decided to dance.
Best Song Ever came on, and we all yelled "MY MAN'S SINGING!" Eleanor said it too. I should confess, we are absolutely dunk.
"BEST SONG EVER!" We all started doing the dance, and soon, we started a flash mob.
All of a sudden, at the end of the song, people were on the floor doing the okay sign. It was crazy! We started laughing on the floor. After that, we hopped up, fixing our tops and things, checking if something isn't showing. Luckily, it wasn't.
"Hey." A man comes up, grinding on me.
Even though I was drunk, I still knew better. "Get off." I pushed him off of me.
"Come on! You know you wanna dance." He pulls me towards him.
"Yeah, with my friends." I push him off again.
"Come on! Girls love wealthy men. I'm wealthy! I'll get you anything you want. As long as you dance with me." He pulls me again.
"I'm married." I growl. Yeah, I'm not married yet. But I sure felt like it. I'M DRUNK OKAY?!
"Ohhh, taken huh?" He laughed.
"Yeah. I have a child and everything." I walk away.
"Okay, what about we don't tell anyone about this." He kissed me.
"GET OFF OF ME! DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING TOUCH ME AGAIN, OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!" I started to cry and I ran out.
I don't want to kiss any man, but my Boo. My Boo. I need him.
I grabbed my phone and called him. On the first ring, he picked up.
"Hello NattyBoo!" He yelled.
"Hey." I sniffed.
"What's wrong?" His attitude changed really quick.
"A guy kissed me, and I wanna come home. With you." I let out a sob.
"Okay I'll be there in a few."
"Alright. Can I talk to Luke?" I ask.
"Yeah." He chuckled. But it was a different chuckled. Like a two emotioned chuckle. I do not know what I'm talking about.
"Hi LukeyPoo!" I heard his little giggles. "It's Mommy. Or Mummy." I laughed. "I miss you already. I'll see you soon. I love you!" I made kissy noises.
"Can I get some phone kisses too?" Lou begged.
I gave him phone kisses. "I love you." I told him.
"I love you more." The line went dead.
I stood up, and found the girls standing behind me.
"AH! Oh, you scared me." I clasped my chest.
"We jumped the guy, just so you know." Eleanor admitted.
"Where is he?" They lead me back inside, and I found the guy rolling on the floor in pain.
I kicked him. "I told you that I have a husband. And I'm not going to betray him. Así que si te veo de nuevo, asegúrese de estar Aléjate de mí, mi hijo y mi marido. Porque voy a permitirle que joderte." I smile and walk out.
Sophia started giggling, and I just smiled.
"What did she say?" Perrie asked.
I guess Sophia whispered it to everyone, because they started 'ohh-ing'.
Soon enough, Lou arrived... WITH LUKE!
"LUKEYPOO!" I started kissing his chubby tummy. He started laughing like crazy. "Mummy's missed you soo much!" I said in my best British accent. And then, I started to kiss him again.
"I don't get kisses? Omigosh, we've gotta get rid of him!" Louis joked.
"Oh no you don't!" I run over to his side, and start kissing him multiple times. "Girls, the guys are here to pick you up." Louis laughs. "Oh and Perrie, since you drove, Zayn is here in the back to drive your car. See you later Zayn."
I walk to the backseat and pushed Zayn out the car, climbed in, took Luke out of his car seat and started rocking him. I love this baby so much. I just can't believe that he's mine.
"So, what happened?" Louis starts driving.
"Well, the girls and me arrived. We started drinking, and then Best Song Ever came on. We all started a last minute flash mob. After that we start laughing for a long tome. Then, we just started dancing and drinking for a while. This guy came up, and start grinding on me." Lou stepped on the brakes.
"Grinding?" He turned around.
"Yes. And I pushed him off. He start talking about how he'll make my life better, and then I told him that I am married. Because I am. And then he kissed me. Talking about 'We can keep this a secret.'." I mocked his voice. "And then I yelled at him. And walked out."
"What did you say?" He starts driving again.
"There's a baby right here, soo."
"Ohh, alright. And then I said something in Spanish when I walked back inside."
"Now what did you say?" He chuckled.
"Así que si te veo de nuevo, asegúrese de estar Aléjate de mí, mi hijo y mi marido. Porque voy a permitirle que joderte." I say simply.
"What does that mean."
"Like I said. There's a baby out here, soo." I repeat.
"Alright." He laughed. "What about, I stay by your side every time we go out. I don't think there would be another Girl's Night Out anytime soon."
"That'll be great! I love spending time with my Boo." I looked down at Luke. "Don't you ever curse like your father does. It's not good. I say in a baby voice.
"Okay let's get you home, so you can go to sleep." Louis laughed.
I know I just had a baby, but Mami still got it!
Louis comes in with Luke. "Okay, Mum! Can you get Luke for me?" He yells for my mom's help. She started laughing when she saw what I'm wearing and gladly took Luke.
When my mom left, Lou made a growling noise. "Ay papi! Calm down there!" I laugh.
"Oh so you're turning Mexican?" He pulls me towards him.
"For your information, I'm part Mexican." I whisper in his ear.
"Do you know how to speak Spanish?" He raises his eyebrows.
"Sé que quieres esto. Ven a por ella." I growl in his ear.
"What does that mean?" He breaths unsteadily.
"Look it up." I walk out the door.
"HEY!" He runs after me.
I run downstairs, which was hard because these shorts are tight on my thighs. I run towards the couch, but he managed to catch me, and he tickled me.
"LOUIS STOP IT! YOU'RE TICKLING ME!"
"No! You tell me what you said! I don't understand it, so what made you think I knew how to spell it?" He tickled me up and down my sides.
"Okay, okay! It means-" The doorbell rang. "THEY'RE HERE!" I sang.
I opened the door. They are sexy. They wore this:
Sophia:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=103250239
Eleanor:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=103250615
Perrie:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=103251076
Lacey:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=103251386
"AHHHHH!" We all screamed like we were all going to our first prom.
"See you later Boo!" I kissed him.
"Wai-"
"LOVE YOU!" I walked out.
---Club---
This club is fuera de la cadena! Sorry about all the Spanish. It sounds better.
"I'M GOING TO GET DRINKS! ANYONE IN?!" Sophia yelled over the music.
"YOU KNOW I'M IN!" I run towards her.
We sat down at the bar, telling the bartender what we wanted.
"So how's Luke?" She asked.
"He's good. Just being a little irritating. But, I'll get used to him." I laughed.
"Especially with Louis around!" She laughed.
I was getting tipsy really quick and said: "En eso tienes razón!"
"You speak Spanish?" She asked between laughs.
"No, hablo francés."
"Ha ha, very funny." She says sarcastically.
After all the laughing and drinking, we decided to dance.
Best Song Ever came on, and we all yelled "MY MAN'S SINGING!" Eleanor said it too. I should confess, we are absolutely dunk.
"BEST SONG EVER!" We all started doing the dance, and soon, we started a flash mob.
All of a sudden, at the end of the song, people were on the floor doing the okay sign. It was crazy! We started laughing on the floor. After that, we hopped up, fixing our tops and things, checking if something isn't showing. Luckily, it wasn't.
"Hey." A man comes up, grinding on me.
Even though I was drunk, I still knew better. "Get off." I pushed him off of me.
"Come on! You know you wanna dance." He pulls me towards him.
"Yeah, with my friends." I push him off again.
"Come on! Girls love wealthy men. I'm wealthy! I'll get you anything you want. As long as you dance with me." He pulls me again.
"I'm married." I growl. Yeah, I'm not married yet. But I sure felt like it. I'M DRUNK OKAY?!
"Ohhh, taken huh?" He laughed.
"Yeah. I have a child and everything." I walk away.
"Okay, what about we don't tell anyone about this." He kissed me.
"GET OFF OF ME! DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING TOUCH ME AGAIN, OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!" I started to cry and I ran out.
I don't want to kiss any man, but my Boo. My Boo. I need him.
I grabbed my phone and called him. On the first ring, he picked up.
"Hello NattyBoo!" He yelled.
"Hey." I sniffed.
"What's wrong?" His attitude changed really quick.
"A guy kissed me, and I wanna come home. With you." I let out a sob.
"Okay I'll be there in a few."
"Alright. Can I talk to Luke?" I ask.
"Yeah." He chuckled. But it was a different chuckled. Like a two emotioned chuckle. I do not know what I'm talking about.
"Hi LukeyPoo!" I heard his little giggles. "It's Mommy. Or Mummy." I laughed. "I miss you already. I'll see you soon. I love you!" I made kissy noises.
"Can I get some phone kisses too?" Lou begged.
I gave him phone kisses. "I love you." I told him.
"I love you more." The line went dead.
I stood up, and found the girls standing behind me.
"AH! Oh, you scared me." I clasped my chest.
"We jumped the guy, just so you know." Eleanor admitted.
"Where is he?" They lead me back inside, and I found the guy rolling on the floor in pain.
I kicked him. "I told you that I have a husband. And I'm not going to betray him. Así que si te veo de nuevo, asegúrese de estar Aléjate de mí, mi hijo y mi marido. Porque voy a permitirle que joderte." I smile and walk out.
Sophia started giggling, and I just smiled.
"What did she say?" Perrie asked.
I guess Sophia whispered it to everyone, because they started 'ohh-ing'.
Soon enough, Lou arrived... WITH LUKE!
"LUKEYPOO!" I started kissing his chubby tummy. He started laughing like crazy. "Mummy's missed you soo much!" I said in my best British accent. And then, I started to kiss him again.
"I don't get kisses? Omigosh, we've gotta get rid of him!" Louis joked.
"Oh no you don't!" I run over to his side, and start kissing him multiple times. "Girls, the guys are here to pick you up." Louis laughs. "Oh and Perrie, since you drove, Zayn is here in the back to drive your car. See you later Zayn."
I walk to the backseat and pushed Zayn out the car, climbed in, took Luke out of his car seat and started rocking him. I love this baby so much. I just can't believe that he's mine.
"So, what happened?" Louis starts driving.
"Well, the girls and me arrived. We started drinking, and then Best Song Ever came on. We all started a last minute flash mob. After that we start laughing for a long tome. Then, we just started dancing and drinking for a while. This guy came up, and start grinding on me." Lou stepped on the brakes.
"Grinding?" He turned around.
"Yes. And I pushed him off. He start talking about how he'll make my life better, and then I told him that I am married. Because I am. And then he kissed me. Talking about 'We can keep this a secret.'." I mocked his voice. "And then I yelled at him. And walked out."
"What did you say?" He starts driving again.
"There's a baby right here, soo."
"Ohh, alright. And then I said something in Spanish when I walked back inside."
"Now what did you say?" He chuckled.
"Así que si te veo de nuevo, asegúrese de estar Aléjate de mí, mi hijo y mi marido. Porque voy a permitirle que joderte." I say simply.
"What does that mean."
"Like I said. There's a baby out here, soo." I repeat.
"Alright." He laughed. "What about, I stay by your side every time we go out. I don't think there would be another Girl's Night Out anytime soon."
"That'll be great! I love spending time with my Boo." I looked down at Luke. "Don't you ever curse like your father does. It's not good. I say in a baby voice.
"Okay let's get you home, so you can go to sleep." Louis laughed.
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