Icing on the Cake - Comments, page 14

SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU ARGHHH NO STILL COME WE'LL JUST USE ANOTHER BEACH

@XxCookie_MonsterxX
OKAY I STILL REALLY WANT TO MOVE IN WITH YOU IN AUSTRALIA TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY TO AVOID CUNTALD TRUMP (MY PET NAME FOR HIM) AS PRESIDENT BUT OMG NOW I'M LITERALLY LIKE TERRIFIED TO COME TO OZ LIEK

I.
WILL.
DIE.

I CAN'T HANDLE THINGS I LIVE IN MINNESOTA IT'S FREAKING COLD EVERYTHING THAT CAN KILL YOU DIES IN THE WINTER BECAUSE IT'S SO DAMN COLD LIKE I WILL DIE IN AUSTRALIA!

OK OK I SAW THIS IN THE MORNING BUT I WAS BUSY SO I COULDN'T REPLY, BUT BAQCK THEN MY ANSWER WAS NOT REALLY BUT JUST LISTEN TO THIS.

SO I JUST CAME HOME FROM DINNER WITH THE FAM AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A BLOODY GOOD IDEA TO GO FOR A SURF SO IM LIKE WHY THE HELL NOT ITS ONLY 4PM SO I CHANGE AND SHIT AND THEN GO FOR A BLOODY RUN DOWN THE STREET WITH MAH BOARD BECAUSE I LIVE PRETTY CLOSE TO THE BEACH, AND WHEN I GET THERE, I JUMP RIGHT IN AND IMMA SURFING A WAVE AND I DECIDED TO LOOK UNDER THE WATER BECAUSE IM DEAD SERIOUS I THOUGHT SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FOOT BUT IT WAS NOTHING, SO I KEEP ON GOING, AND A FEW WAVES LATER I FEEL IT AGAIN, BUT WHEN I LOOK, STILL NOTHING, SO I KEEP GOING. THEN, FIVE WAVES LATER, I'M KNOCKED OFF MY BOARD BECAUSE HIGH TIDE COMES IN AND STARTS TO GET REALLY ROUGH AROUND 5:00ISH, AND THATS WHEN I SEE IT. THERE WAS A FUCKIGN HAMMERHEAD SHARK UNDER MY GODDAM FEET.

NOW LUCKILY I WAS ABLE TO GET MY BOARD AND SWIM SAFELY TO THE SHORE, ALL OF THOSE YEARS OF SWIM TEAM HAD FINALLY PAID OFF, AND I WAS ALRIGHT, ONLY COMING AWAY WITH A MINOR HEART ATTACK.

WELL AT THIS POINT I DECIDE NOT TO HEAD BACK IN BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY SO I START TO WALK ALONG THE ROAD AGAIN, BECAUSE IN OZ, WE DON'T GOT NO MONEY FOR FOOTPATHS, AND WE HAVE PRETTY CAREFUL DRIVERS, SO, I'M GOING ABOUT MY BUSINESS, MOVING TO THE SIDE EVERY TIME A CAR COMES, AND IM ABOUT A KILOMETRE (2 Miles in American system) AWAY FROM MY HOUSE WHEN I FEEL A SHARP PAIN IN MY HAND, AND I REALISED I HAD JUST BEEN BIT BY A BLOODY SPIDER.

SO YEAH, THAT HURT LIKE A MOTHER, AND YES, I'M SKILFULLY TYPING THIS WITH ONE HAND BECAUSE THE OTHER IS TOO FREAKIN SORE TO DO ANYTHING.

SO TO SUM THIS DAY UP, I WAS GOING TO ANSWER YOU WITH NAH M8 ITS ALL GOOD DOWN UNDAH BUT NOOOOOOO, YOU WERE RIGHT. ALMOST ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING CAN KILL YOU OVER HERE.

@XxCookie_MonsterxX
BUT LIKE IS IT TRUE THAT EVERYTHING IN AUSTRALIA WILL KILL YOU OR IS THAT JUST A STEREOTYPE?

YEAH MATE IMMA TEACH TEH FANFICTION WORL ALL ABOUT DOWN UNDER

@XxCookie_MonsterxX
YOU'RE APPRECIATED YOU ALWAYS COMMENT ON MY STORIES AND EDUCATE ME ON AUSTRALIAN LIFE I LOVE TALKING WITH YOU, MATE. (it was very unnatural for me to say mate but I did it because you showed me the ways of the down under!

GAHAHAHA I FEEL APPRECIATED

@XxCookie_MonsterxX
YOU ARE NOT A BAD WRITER OMG
AND I LIEK DIE EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR COMMENTS

Same oml it's just so awkward and I'm such a bad writer and urghhhhh i feel you mate

THIS STORY MAKES MY LIFE

@Avebrew27
I'M SORRY I'M MAKING YOU CRY BUT AS A WRITER I'M GLAD THAT I'M MAKING YOU CRY

NOOOOO IM ABOUT TO CRY

@XxCookie_MonsterxX
OMG I'M DYING *crying emoji*

YOUR COMMENTS MAKE MY LIFE

OR SHOULD I SAY THE COUCH


hehehe see what I did there

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD I JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

@LukeLover2317

CAN'T WAIT

@megsworld
RIGHT? I RELATE TO YOUR COMMENT ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! BUT YEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

@Avebrew27
I'M GLAD I'M KILLING YOU IN A METAPHORICAL WAY NOT A LITERAL WAY

@XxCookie_MonsterxX
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET IT I'LL SEND YOU A PIC OF ME WEARING IT ONCE IT ARRIVES