Dumb Fanfic Moments - Comments, page 2

I've never done chapter one. I hate orbs and gems like... No

I know!!! I answer the questions all the time! And I go to the comments page and then it's like OMG love, update I'm like OMG SHUTUP!! Xx

@iceskatez

I know right?! I mean c'mon people, pay attention at freaking english class.

I hate when you write a really emotional chapter and then like POUR ALL OF YOUR FEELINGS INTO THE DAMN PIECE and then people are like "I don't get it. Is he dead" and it says that he got shot in chapter 1. Like WHAT THE FICK PPL?! DO I NEED TO SLAM YOUR FACE INTO THE SCREEN FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND?! Gahhh I rage quit life!

@Iloveharrystylesforever

Oh god hahaha

@iceskatez

I know right! I hate it so much when people do that!

Okay, so what really pisses me off is when fanfics have bad grammar, spelling, etc., etc. I mean, I KNOW I'm guilty of it, too, but in VERY RARE occasions when that has happened, I typically realize it and apologize for it in the author's notes. It's like, SERIOUSLY PEOPLE?! Pay attention in language arts! This shit ain't hard! I don't use any autocorrect shit. I just type it and go!
Like, friggin' easy words to remember how to do stuff with. Examples:
Your and you're.
Its and it's.
And any other random words you can think of. And making words plural! People suck at this! It's not, "Halley shit brick's," it's "Halley shit bricks."
And friggin' text talk! I don't want to see "Thx bby ill c u l8r," and "ily 2," or "i luv u 2" in a sentence! I hate it when people text like that, so it pisses me off even more when they write stuff like that.
Okay, so there's my rant. Oh, and paragraphing, too. People suck at that.

When I wake up, my makeup isn't smeared all over my face..... and I don't wash it off at night because I feel too pretty and then I have to go back to... bleh. And it's just a little eyeliner below my eyes that I take a swipe at with my fingers and BOOM! It's like I put effort into my appearance.

For chapter three, Smut, in some books it's actually come. So now I'm confused. Like in 50 Shades of Grey (Yes. I read it. You haven't?) it's not cum, it's come. I mean, I've seen it spelt both ways, but now I'm not sure which ones correct.

I hate those comments!! I mean like I am glad at least some people are commenting, but if your going to take the time to comment, please answer the questions I ask

oh my gosh this is hilariousss. and so true!!! the timing thing probably annoys me the most...like they're not going to move in together after knowing each other for two days. lets be real.

ok i'll read your story :) but if it has ONE thing you complained about in it, im slapping you. just saying.

@N_Potatoes

Yeah and they have like no respect for anyone! Seriously its like "Who the hell raised you?!"

@thatband1d
Yea I totally agree! I mean he can cry if his grandmother who he is really close with has died suddenly and he is the last to know or whatever (like me)! Sorry I brought out the dead grandma card!! Xx

@What the what??

I know! Unless someone dies no crying

I know if Harry or whoever is punk he SHOULDN'T E CRYIG PEOPLE!! HE SHOULD BE LIKE SOMEONE HAS DONE SOMETHING TO MY GIRLFRIEND IMMA BEAT THEM UP AND GET MY GURLFRIEND BACK. Not what my girlfriend has been abducted waaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Srsly

OMG YES... Sorry for my language but we can all agree that this generation of 3rd grader and 4th AND 5th is MESSED UP

This hose for EVERYONE :/
@Holly_G_1D

@N_Potatoes

Thank you! God nobody understands! I didn't even know what the word smut meant til like this year and I'm like 16

@Holly_G_1D
SAME !!!! The other day I was helping in a 2/3 grade class and the teacher said "DONT YOU KNOW YOUR OWN SEXE!"' And they all started giggling...like WTF ?!?! I didn't know what that meant until I was like 10/11 !!!!
And + you shouldn't be on this site if you're younger than 12 years !!!!!

OMG I love this, hilarious :P some kids write smut and I'm like 'WTF?' what have they been teaching u????

THANK YOU!!!! OMG SERIOUSLY!!! NOBODY GETS THIS SHIT!!