OPEN ME! YOU WONT REGRET IT lol

Hey! I wanna get to know some of you guys!!! I got this idea from the beautiful Theodora who did it back when I got on the site. So feel free to answer the questions!!!

1. Name (or nickname)
2. Age
3. Pet
4. Perfect Pizza
5. Something You Never Leave Home Without
6. Most Random Thing In Your Purse
7. Last Song You Listened To
8. Quick! Simba or Aslan?
9. Favorite Item You Own
10. Last Person You Texted
11. Last Person You Called
12. Save or Spend?
13. Most Used App On Your Phone
14. Favorite Emoji
15. Hip- Hop or Pop Punk?
16. Coke or Pepsi?
17. Mascara or Eyeliner?
18. Boyfriend or Girlfriend?
19. Place You Wish You Lived
20. Last Impulse Purchase
21. Beyonce or Shakira?
22. Craziest Thing You've Heard Today
23. Most Stupid Thing You've Said
24. Embarrassing Moment?
25. Spirit Animal
26. School Subject You'd Wipe From The Face Off The Earth
27. Last Thing You've Googled
28. Weirdest Thing You've Googled
29. Earliest Childhood Memory, Go!
30. Harry, Niall, Louis... (F**k, Marry, Kill)
31. Should I do This Again But With Favorites (fave food, fave song, fave band, etc etc)

1. Denim (nickname Denny's)
2. 20 years old (mentally a 12 year old boy)
3. Wizard the Goldfish
4. BBQ chicken
5. My inhaler
6. A jar of Gerber's
7. "Roxanne" The Police
8. Aslan.
9. Ankle- Strap Oxfords
10. My sister ♥
11. My Boyfriend :)
12. Spend.
13. Spotify
14. :/
15. Hip Hop
16. Definitely Pepsi
17. Eyeliner
18. Yes. Boyfriend named Kyle.
19. Portland, Oregon.
20. A pair of fluffy socks *face palm*
21. Beyonce
22. "I can lick my own crotch"
23. "My fork is cold. I should microwave it."
24. When I was in 2nd grade a girl pantsed me in front lf the entire class. Only thing worse than Powerpuff Panties was what was underneath them.
25. Cat
26. Math. Ugh. Extinguish it.
27. "Grace Kelly Wedding Dress"
28. Man breaks glass botle with anus. (Don't ask).
29. Getting stuck in a tube slide at Chuck E. Cheese. I was four yet I can still remember the heat radiating off of the plastic while kids who smelled like cheap pizza and feet crawled past me. And we can't forget the creepy 6 foot tall man in a rat costume right under me right?
30. Fuck Harry, Marry Louis, Kill Niall
31. Yes

1. Michelle (or nickname)
2. Twenty-Three
3. Twilight (ze dog) & Rawr (ze cat)
4. Meat Lover's
5. Clothing!!! (Sunglasses TBH)
6. L.A Special 5A Drumsticks (I should take them out :P)
7. Drag Me Down (Does it count if I'm listening to music rn?)
8. Aslan
9. Drum Kit
10. My Sister
11. Me Boyfriend
12. Spend
13. Chrome (XD XD XD)
14. :P
15. Hip- Hop
16. Pepsi (FOR LIFEEEE)
17. Mascara
18. Boyfriend (
19. Florida (I live in NYC currently :/)
20. Bluetooth Headphones @_@
21. Beyonce
22. "It's a riddle wrapped inside an enigma, tied with a ribbon of obfuscation." (#WTFSiri?)
23. (There are so many TBH)
24. (O GOD HELP) I have too many, PM me if you want to know one because I'm honestly not saying it here
25. Wolf
26. History (I f*cking hate researching old men with beards and stuff...)
27. "How does Harry style his hair?"
28. "What to do about stalkers."
29. Eating a raw potato
30. F**k Harry, Marry Louis, Kill Niall
31. YES

1. Alex
2. 16 (I feel like a baby compared to you guys lol)
3. Billy Hilbilly (bird) I know his name is weird for a bird, my little brother named him :/
4. Sausage
5. My phone & headphones
6. Whooped Cushion haha
7. Bigcitydreams by Never Shout Never <3
8. Aslan all the way
9. Guitar
10. My friend Chris
11. My brother (I got lost in a mall lol)
12. Save but somehow I always end up spending everything
13. Spotify
14. :D
15. Hip-Hop
16. Pepsi
17. Mascara (I can't do my eyeliner good lol)
18. None
19. I'm actually not sure but I would love to live in a big city
20. Hair Bow lol
21. Beyoncé (she's my queen haha)
22. "Now I'm bald and she's pregnant"
23. I say a lot of stupid things a day lmao
24. When I was in fourth grade I farted in front of 'the love of my life', I tripped in front of an audience when I was having a choir solo and I threw up in front of a lot of people last year in my county fair , there's a lot actually haha
25. Koala lol
26. Math definitely
27. "Are there bears in Africa ?" Idk why I did that
28. there's a lot of weird things I've googled lol
29. Getting picked to be an assistant at a magic show
30. Fuck Harry, Marry Louis, Kill Niall
31. Hell yeah

@Rocker_Babe
Hahaha You keep your drumsticks in your bag?! Lolol Die hard percussionist right there ;) And the "wtf Siri" had me honestly dying! Rotfl

@alex_is_a_penguin
A Whoopie Cushion?!?! LOL That is pretty awesome! Do you just keep it with you for pranking purposes!?! Lol Btw, I was listening to Never Shout Never the other day hahaha #spotifytwins

@JustBloo.
duuuuuuuuuuuuuude

my friend keeps her guitar pick in her purse on days she decides to lug her guitar out with her to McDonalds

you never know when you will need drumsticks... ;) (to hit someone annoying [boyfriend alert])

a few days ago we went out for lunch with me boyfriend and he best friend, and then apparently she had her guitar in the car... then lunch became more of a "sing-one-direction-songs-in-public-while-people-shoot-you-looks"

HOLY COW I JUST SEARCHED UP 'DRUM SHEET MUSIC FOR ONE DIRECTION MUSIC'



this is honestly so damn easy

@alex_is_a_penguin
I feel kinda bad for you because you can't read Tattoos ouo

its a really good story

@JustBloo.
I actually do but I just haven't found the right time to actually prank someone haha and Yaay!! I finally found someone else who listens to Never Shout Never :))

@Rocker_Babe
That sounds like a good one, is the story in here ?

@alex_is_a_penguin
yeah but it's rated nc-17

i like never shout never too!

@alex_is_a_penguin
by sugarcube.

@Rocker_Babe
And you're amazing for that! What's your favorite song from them ?

Andddd I'll go check it out later (thanks for the suggestion! Btw)

@Rocker_Babe
Hahaha! That's great! Lol And you actually listen to the story ratings? Lol I think those are there more as disclaimers hahaha

@alex_is_a_penguin
Of course! Hahaha My friend introduced me with CheaterCheaterBestFriendEater. What's your favorite? But you should definitely check out Tattoos! It's honestly on my top 5 story list ;)

@JustBloo.
Mhmm

I honestly couldn't care less because I can read all the books, but my younger sister (Karen) who's 15 just reads anything...

I swear, she'll read the info booklet at the dentists office

@Rocker_Babe
Bwahahahaha Right! My niece read Fifty Shades!! I was like, damn! Nobody at checkout was questioning why a 14 year old was purchasing Fifty Shades???

@JustBloo.
HOLY MOTHER F**KING GOD

she read fifty shades?!?

shame shame shame

no one stopped her?

holy moly

1.Name - Tessa
2.Age – 29 (I’m the old one D: )
3.Pet – I have three dogs; Ariel, Scarlett, and Finn. (They’re all rescues.)
4.Perfect Pizza – Cheese and cheese and cheese … and pineapple
5.Something You Never Leave Home Without – My phone
6.Most Random Thing In Your Purse – Floss? I always have headache medicine in my purse too.
7.Last Song You Listened To – Flesh by Miguel
8.Quick! Simba or Aslan? – Aslan :D
9.Favorite Item You Own – My fujimax camera. It’s perf.
10.Last Person You Texted – My bestie Alicia
11.Last Person You Called – My boyfran
12.Save or Spend? – Spend
13.Most Used App On Your Phone – Spotify
14.Favorite Emoji – The one with the heart eyes.
15.Hip- Hop or Pop Punk? – Hip Hop
16.Coke or Pepsi? – Neither. I don’t drink Soda.
17.Mascara or Eyeliner? – Eyeliner.
18.Boyfriend or Girlfriend? - Boyfran
19.Place You Wish You Lived – Europe anywhere
20.Last Impulse Purchase – Kat Von D Lock It Foundation.
21.Beyonce or Shakira? - Ughhh I love them both. Beyonce is queen tho.
22.Craziest Thing You've Heard Today – Um, I don’t know. I hear my boyfriend screaming at his video game in Spanish. That’s cray.
23.Most Stupid Thing You've Said – “I love fucking dogs.” They definitely took that the wrong way.
24.Embarrassing Moment? – I got stuck in a foam pit at a trampoline park a few weeks ago. I cried. It was awful.
25.Spirit Animal – Fox
26.School Subject You'd Wipe From The Face Off The Earth – Any math that isn’t basic.
27.Last Thing You've Googled - Gosh I don’t know, probably Harry Styles pics. I’m obsessed.
28.Weirdest Thing You've Googled – Blue waffle. Don’t do it.
29.Earliest Childhood Memory, Go! – Accidentally knocking my cousin unconscious with a dog chain. Whoopsie.
30.Harry, Niall, Louis... (F**k, Marry, Kill) Marry Harry, Fuck Niall, Kill Louis. (Sorry lou..)
31.Should I do This Again But With Favorites (fave food, fave song, fave band, etc etc) Yas, they’re fun.

@JustBloo.
Probably I love you more than you'll ever know or Bigcitydreams (I can relate to it so much lol)

@JustBloo.

-Paige, but you can call me Godot ;P
-20 1/2
-five little black kitties
-greasy, thin crust, excessively disgustingly cheesy (#murica)
-Vapor pen or something smokable
-I don't carry a purse so jacket pockets, box cutters (because work)
-Crosstown Traffic, Jimi Hendrix Experience
-Mufasa. Nuff said.
-either Alice Cooper's autograph or Scottish porcelain doll, Aedus
-the boyfriend
-the best friend
-I'm in between. I splurge on everyone around me but otherwise I don't spend a lot
-9gag
-I hate emojis.
-Pop punk like All Time Low or pop punk like 5 Seconds of Summer? Pop Punk-Punk or Pop-Pop Punk? Pop Punk-Punk like All Time Low
-Coke, coke, coke
-Eye liner. I rule the heroin chic raccoon eyed people
-I like to call myself the boyfriend and call my boyfriend a girlfriend? (he argues like a BIOTCH)
-New Orleans, Louisiana
-a copy of Sleeping With Sirens' album Madness (sounds vaguely like their old stuff but also sounds like new generic crap. Listen at own risk)
-Beyonce because Shakira sounds like Kermit
-"She was good today so I thought I'd bring her her sandwich"
-"I didn't know Ron Weasley could sing. But I didn't know his name was Ed" (in reference to the Lego House video)
-Got drunk and sang Selena Gomez's "Good For You" to my boyfriend once
-Axl Rose (singer for Guns N' Roses, who looks enough like me I think I'm adopted-just imagine him with boobs and eye liner- and who I take life/fashion advice from :D)
-Gym fucking class. Or math. Maybe math. You know what? Math. Fuck math.
-That Axl Rose gif....
-Japanese sex dolls because what other pictures are you going to spam your friends with?
-Looking at myself in the mirror...and that's the whole memory. I think I was less than two (it included a sun hat and yellow dress)
-Fuck Naill, marry Louis, kill Harry. Or do I fuck Harry and kill Niall? Niall hasn't done anything to draw our attention so he's not so bad. But Harry's dated Taylor and had the most fan girls...anyway, I'm marrying Louis.
-Why the Hell not?

@alex_is_a_penguin
I HAD A LOUIS FIC ON HERE THAT I DELETED THAT FEATURED CHRISTOFER DREW AS THE ADVICE-GIVING HIPPIE COUSIN. WHERE WERE YOU? EVERYONE EXCEPT MY BOYFRIEND LIKES NEVERSHOUTNEVER

They put on easily one of the best sets I've ever seen. I'd smoke a doobie with them.