check it

first of all, check this:






second of all



3 words



eastbound and down



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lol

@Waving_Snail
OKAY HONESTLY HOW MUCH MORE PERFECT CAN YOU GET???
KENNY FUCKING POWERRRRRSSSSS!

@theodoramae.
NO FUCKING WAY. You've got to be mother fucking joking, YOU LIKE EASTBOUND AND DOWN TOO????

@theodoramae.
yoke got to see the bloopers of will ferrell talking bout his "plums.... they just got a beautiful blewish hue to em' bout ready to take em' to da famas makat"

@Waving_Snail
Yes... because you see, I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.

Oh holy guacamole! This is uncanny.
My boyfriend got me into East Bound a while ago because he's a baseballer and thinks it's hilarious.

@theodoramae.
I. Am. Dying.



there are so many awesome people on the internet, arnt there?

@Waving_Snail
there are! and you're the freaking leader of them.

@theodoramae.
Oh don't over sell it, I'm hardly an internet surfer, though Ive had seen some wild shit out there, I think I'm more of a Internet boogie-border, you know? Drifting throughout the calm ripples of the second pages of google, with the occasional shark hear and there "Congrats! you just one a million dollars! give us your bank account information and enjoy your new life!" or this classic: "hello, sir or mam, a new body trick recently discovered by doctors will treat those musles or yours! please sen of pictures of your torso and chest so we can prescribe the best streches for you!" oh please, internet sharks, fool me the 9th time, shame on you. fool me the 10th time, shame on me.....

@Waving_Snail
Boogie Border works.

Incase you were wondering I am the King of Nigeria's daughter.

You've stated on a website that you wanted to help the people of Nigeria.
Please send $500 to 1234, Internet Rip Off Street, Consville Nigeria and we'll work on getting you married to my brother so that you too can be a princess.

@theodoramae.
oh lol, the internet is just a mind boggling thing that completely changes the game of "who can keep their life safe the longest" if your catching my drift.... hackers. they can hack into bank accounts and cameras WATCHING YOU SLEEP GIRLFREIND. oh my gosh, I have to show you a picture.... hold on let me find it..... YOULL DIE

@Waving_Snail
I can't wait to see it now.

@theodoramae.
i was trying to look for it and got MAJORILY side tracked....

@theodoramae.
i was trying to look for it and got MAJORILY side tracked....

I'm back on the game now and am looking for it!

@Waving_Snail
DATZ WHY YOU IZ THE SHIZZLE!

@theodoramae.
@Waving_Snail

You guys have the most hilariously stupid conversations ever...

@BloojayLove
it's what we do :)

@BloojayLove



@theodoramae.


PEOPLE READ THESE?



we'll this is news to me... lol

@theodoramae.
well i couldn't find the picture but it was a guy saying that he saw a picture of him self on a ad wile he was watching porn and the ad said "this ugly assn mother fucker is getting more ass that YOU. click here to find out why" lol

@Waving_Snail
:( POOOOO! I wanted to see it. it's alright; I have kept myself amused by rereading your like 2 chapters of the adventure time cross over story. HURRY UP AND UPDATE BECAUSE YOUR KILLING ME WITH MATH FEELZ!