Story of My Night

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“Cacao! U will not belief who it is, at, the door!’ her mother shouted.

“Is it Niall? Coughee trilled brightly as she waddled to the dore

“Nah I think its Louis sweety” Mom chorlted unequivocally.

‘’whose louis” Said Harry, he was so Jealous.

“Hello Koffe.” Uttered Louis, looking totally tragic gorgeous mega hot in his Couture trackpants and tennis cap.

Crofty was of course super confused to see Louis ther bc she had hired a hit man to kil him (LOL) aftr he didn’t name “What’s Making You Beautiful” after her. So bitchin.

But seeing Louis inn da flesh also made Goffie shiver a little, his slizzed mulit mad her think of their frst tyme:: she wished she wuz 11 agen!

“I wuz just making pancakes!!!”! yelled her mom, whoh was a super Cool mom, she didn’t make Cofvee do her homework and stuff like that, and Harry said, “yes!” which was super awkward because he wasn’t invite.

‘Pancakes r my fav” I said. “Chocoalte chip?”

“I like my pancaks wit a side of Coffee ;) “ incitedLouis, giving Foccee that scouring gaze dat made her feel undressed and chaste.

Coz she was a super cool mum, she just winked at Louis and gav him da key to her bedroom and rape whistle to her ofsprig, It was a dank parenting moment, supporting feminist views whilst with a mother’s lessons under the belt as well. Fuck yeah mum.

But Mum was bein a snakey hore and secretly wantd Harry to hrself but Cof (that wwaz her nickname) could tell. She trew da bible at her and told her to stp. She begged her and then da light of da lord come down on Mrs Caffine and she let Harry go in wit dem. She knew dat Jesus wud forgive her her satanc fetish 4 1D if she let Ocfee have a treesome wit dem. (More on dis fanfic spin off l8r)

“whatever Espresso” her mum screamed at Voffee, she was exhausting fume! “youre grounded for a week and ur band from using makeup!”

“Whatever mum uyour a slut anyway” shrilly shrieked back Koffee, who at this point was growing wearisome of her mother’s angriness, which was sontaant and evermuch.

Kofta Devlishly puld da boiz in da room – now all her fatasies cud begin. Niall fondled a pancake sensuosly and Hairy lciked a chocolt chip.

“Louis spray mapl serap on me, just hw tea likes it” Harry was alwayz the cheeky 1!

“Haha Harry the Larry!” Laughed Louis, with entertainment. Sunnedly Koffee’s mum said, “Carrot!”

Koffee looked up, inexplicably upset, but be4 she could make a move her mom sucker puncht her in th throte and she fell 2 the floor sunnedly.

When she came too, a pair of gorgeous twins pools of brown eyes were looking at her! They were filled to the brim with concern and sadness , and Kofvfe new the person must has suffered alot in there life.

“Hi There,’ said Jacob, and Fockee saw were he got his wolf-ish featurs from. This wuz a drem Hockey knew very well, she had it wenever she nrly died tryin 2 OD on Warhedz. She had shakled Bella to da bak of a truk and seen how long she lsated, so dat was gud. She wuz gona get wid Jacyb, so dat wuz good.

But Kofe know she had 2 wake up bc obviously werwolvs rnt real (thanks to user69 4 dat note!!!) an she wunted real badly 2 roundhouz kik her milf in da face.

“Yeah” she nodded “And Santa isn’t real “ (again, a shout out 2 user69, for this infomation!)

“Anyway” her mom continued” are you alive,? God your embarrassing no wonder ur father left u”

“Um,” said Louis orkwardly, hes eyes darted to and from within his sockets like a quivering string of the violin.

“Stay,” Whispered Haerry in his ear, massaging his shoulders, ‘Youe so tense, Relax here.”

“NO” ballowed Kovve,e, “MOM! What did the court tell u ! Get out of my room you flut!”

“Ugh fine. Prude” said her mom. “Btw we still on for Margarita night?’ “yes.” “Good! “Yay”

So anyway, they all listen to MCR for sometime, and dance around alot yelling crazy stuff, which felt amazing.Then after that, they went downstairs and Koffees mom went off 2 cook something,

“Cancer, I got sum cute outfits 4 u and ur friends” her mom wenked as she left da room. 1D and Double D took in breath – dey were cosplay costumz that wer like heaps exxy. The held up dere ron, hp and hermoine outfits up and instantly felt ecltricty in da rom. Or woz It magik./!

(again, user69, thnx 4 pointing out magick isn’t real either. I hope you die alone in your house and no one finds ur body.)

Notes

Sorry its ben so long 2 update, hav bn supr busy with fanmail recently - thx for the person who snt me a new mesh glove - their so emo. thanks 4 the word of support 2. split personality disordr is sumting im lernin to deel with.