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One Direction One Shots

One Shot #1 - Smut - Nail




Choo Choo Chain.



"heheh, omg stop nail!" Choo says playfully as Nail strokes her cheek. Her butt cheek.

"Omg lol I'm gonna mayke Yu sowet rite nao. Yur SOUPER sexy Choo Choo." nail says so sensually that it made her butt clench. "no Choo Choo. My baby, dole banana. No clench. Plz just rilax. Be yrsilf, nobody is going to hit ypu." He lies at her face. His big long candy (mark of) Cain slips into the butts. As it goes the the fartherist he whispers seductively in her eir.

"I touched the butt." In that moment Choo Choo was never happier. Nail Whorean had quoted Finding Nemo her favourite movie. In that moment of the bliss. NAIL FORGOT TO PULL OUT!

"omfg wtf lol FML smh" Choo Choo says. "You got me pregnat" she cries into the pillow.

"what are you talking about?" Nail says to her. "we just did butt Sex." He saids rully confused.

"The scientists in my basement doing research told me just befor, that u can get pregnat from taking it up the butt lol." Choo Choo explains in genuine sadness.

she he turns over and you can see the baby in her stomack.

"Woah is that my son?" Nail says putting his SOUPER soft hands on hr belly.

"No!" Choo Choo says snatching it away. "DO NOT GENDER MY BABY. WHEN IT IS BORN IT WILL TWLL MW IF IT IS A BOY OR GURL IDC IF IT HAS A PENUS OR A VAGEENA. IT CAN BE WHATEVER IT WANT TO BE." Choo Choo yells furiously how dare he objectify their child. "I will call you,.. 'it'." Choo says rocking back and forth in the dark cornir.


"OMG LOL IM GIVING BIRTH SOS LMFAO

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Ur welcum

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