As celebration of the engagement of Zayn and Perrie we all decided to get wasted, even our usual driver Liam.
Melenor and Larry started with Saki Shooters (Asian liquor) Niall, of course, got a Guinness. I settled with sharing a margarita with Dani, Liam got a Cherry Cosmo, and Zayn and Perrie disappeared (hmm I guess where? NO WAY the bathroom0;).
After 1 1/2 margaritas I was feelin good, then Dani starts up with tequila shots, once the three shots got into my system it was too late, the tequila part of the tequila kicked in and my hormones were raging. Two shots of tequila later we were safe in the privacy of the tour bus. Niall told me to be in his bed after he puked in the sink, but passed out half way back and had to be carried back by Paul. Someone (the ex- bachelor) pulled out patron and stumbled to the other bus with their fiancé.
I found my self in the master 'bedroom' on the side of the bus with Meg and Eleanor, who were having an intense make out session. Every hormone in my body was raging with sexual passion. Long story short I was horny, from girls, it was the tequila.
All I could slur out was
"Can I have some a thaa?" And tried to be sexy but ended up giggling.
"Get over here you!" Meg, who wasn't as drunk as I was told me.
Before I could stop myself I lunged myself at Meg and fought for dominance but lost, she crawled on top of me I looked to my right only to find Dani crawling on top of Eleanor the same way.
We all passed out, thank god, before much more happened.

Notes

I'm trying to add a bit of sexual flair, you like??