I have to live with...One Direction!!??
Best one yet
Jordans
I blinked my eyes before waking up fully.
"Mom you won't beleive this but I had the craziest dream-" I started.
Then 5 familiar faces looked down at me.
I ut a pillow over my face and started screaming.
"NO NO NOOOOO NO NO!!" I said.
"Whats wrong with her" asked Niall.
"She's happy to see us" he said.
"Some one pinch me so I can wake up" I said.
I felt a inch.
"Ow" I said.
I counted to 10 in my mind then moved the pilow.
"Why are you still here?" I asked.
"We live here" said Niall.
"SIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIIT SHIT BRICKS SHIT!" I yelled.
"How long is she like this" asked Harry.
"Give her another minute" said Zayn.
I closed my eyes for a moment them opened them.
"Ohmigosh!! It's One Direction!! Can I have your autograph" I asked.
"Yes" said Harry.
He whipped out a pen and wrote his name on my arm.
"Wow! I got touched by a famous person! I don't know where I am but.....Who cares i'm wit famous people" I said.
"So..." said Liam.
"So!" I said.
"Excited much?" asked Louis.
"Excited alot!" I said.
"Wheres my mom I have to tell her she'll never beleive it!" I siad.
I whipped out my phone.
"Hello...mom? Yeah its me...Yeah sure....Guess who i'm with...ONE DIRECTION!!" I said.
"I know sweetie" she said.
"Then how come you didn't send me to The Wanted's house instead? I mean their hotter, cooler, hotter, better, hotter" I said.
One of them coughed.
"Because Zayn your brother is in One Direction" she said.
"Well how come Zayn couldn't be in The Wanted?" I asked.
"Ask him" she said.
"Zayn how come you couldn't be in The Wanted instead?" I asked.
"Because i'm not" he snapped.
He took my phone out of my hand.
"Gotta go mom...bye!" he said.
"We're gonna go cry upstairs" said Liam.
"Why?" I asked.
"Cuase you hurt our feelings you bitch!" said Louis.
"Thats why you should have been in the wanted" I said again.
They all left except Zayn.
"Thats fucked up" he said.
"What? And before you answer can I just say it's an honor to be realted to you" I said before falling asleep again.
-1 hour later-
"Dude" I said waking up.
"Yeah" said one of them.
"I had the craziest dream you'd never beleive it!" I said.
"Oh we beleive it" said Liam.
"Shit" I mumbled. "Guess that wasn't a dream.....but it was still CRAZY!" I siad.
"More like hurtful" said Niall.
I started to laugh. I had no idea how I was gonna explain this was a prank. But man had I got them.
"Yu should have seen your faces" said Zayn laughing.
Me and Zayn had talked on the plane about a prank. I always pull them on his bandmates and he likes to help.
" You tricked us!" accused Louis.
"No I .....yeah I did...WE did" I said still laughing.
"Akward" said Harry.
"And you called me a bitch!" I said.
"Nope it was all a dream" he said quickly.
"Best one yet" said Zayn.
"I know right!" I smiled.
I was kinda glad I was here.
I blinked my eyes before waking up fully.
"Mom you won't beleive this but I had the craziest dream-" I started.
Then 5 familiar faces looked down at me.
I ut a pillow over my face and started screaming.
"NO NO NOOOOO NO NO!!" I said.
"Whats wrong with her" asked Niall.
"She's happy to see us" he said.
"Some one pinch me so I can wake up" I said.
I felt a inch.
"Ow" I said.
I counted to 10 in my mind then moved the pilow.
"Why are you still here?" I asked.
"We live here" said Niall.
"SIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIIT SHIT BRICKS SHIT!" I yelled.
"How long is she like this" asked Harry.
"Give her another minute" said Zayn.
I closed my eyes for a moment them opened them.
"Ohmigosh!! It's One Direction!! Can I have your autograph" I asked.
"Yes" said Harry.
He whipped out a pen and wrote his name on my arm.
"Wow! I got touched by a famous person! I don't know where I am but.....Who cares i'm wit famous people" I said.
"So..." said Liam.
"So!" I said.
"Excited much?" asked Louis.
"Excited alot!" I said.
"Wheres my mom I have to tell her she'll never beleive it!" I siad.
I whipped out my phone.
"Hello...mom? Yeah its me...Yeah sure....Guess who i'm with...ONE DIRECTION!!" I said.
"I know sweetie" she said.
"Then how come you didn't send me to The Wanted's house instead? I mean their hotter, cooler, hotter, better, hotter" I said.
One of them coughed.
"Because Zayn your brother is in One Direction" she said.
"Well how come Zayn couldn't be in The Wanted?" I asked.
"Ask him" she said.
"Zayn how come you couldn't be in The Wanted instead?" I asked.
"Because i'm not" he snapped.
He took my phone out of my hand.
"Gotta go mom...bye!" he said.
"We're gonna go cry upstairs" said Liam.
"Why?" I asked.
"Cuase you hurt our feelings you bitch!" said Louis.
"Thats why you should have been in the wanted" I said again.
They all left except Zayn.
"Thats fucked up" he said.
"What? And before you answer can I just say it's an honor to be realted to you" I said before falling asleep again.
-1 hour later-
"Dude" I said waking up.
"Yeah" said one of them.
"I had the craziest dream you'd never beleive it!" I said.
"Oh we beleive it" said Liam.
"Shit" I mumbled. "Guess that wasn't a dream.....but it was still CRAZY!" I siad.
"More like hurtful" said Niall.
I started to laugh. I had no idea how I was gonna explain this was a prank. But man had I got them.
"Yu should have seen your faces" said Zayn laughing.
Me and Zayn had talked on the plane about a prank. I always pull them on his bandmates and he likes to help.
" You tricked us!" accused Louis.
"No I .....yeah I did...WE did" I said still laughing.
"Akward" said Harry.
"And you called me a bitch!" I said.
"Nope it was all a dream" he said quickly.
"Best one yet" said Zayn.
"I know right!" I smiled.
I was kinda glad I was here.
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9/18/13