Scandinavia

Cold - Cold. The first word that comes into my mind when i think about Scandinavia.Not always of course but it seems like we choosed the wrong days.Oslo for example is such a cool city.
It's so state-of-the-art.I can't say much about that,because I spent my whole life in the UK,so what seems for me to be state-of-the-art can be doubt.Whatever.Helsinki is really sweet,some corners mordern,others old fashioned.But what no one can,will or should doubt is the fact that swedish people know how to party.You actually don't even need alcohol,luck for Sandra.
But seriously,this girl is pregnant with twins,looks still like she's not even pregnant with one kid and dances like there's no morning-with Harry of course.
Right - about the cold days:
It's our third day in Scandinavia,when a cold wind decides to mock us a bit.Because it's actually summer,we all just have summer clothes-for the boys it's not that tragical-but we girls,who decided to wear nothing but hot pants and summer clothes it's a frozen hell.

So we decide to go shopping without the boys,in order to buy something cozy,but of course in their sweatshirts.

'Starbucks!' I exclaim as I see the sign.

Because as you all should know now I'm not that type of person who does much shopping,especially without food.
When I say,I go shopping with friends,then they're actually the ones with bags filled with clothes and I'm the one with a stomach filled with food.
However,we are non-stop shopping since two hours and I'm hungry.

'Woah Jordan relax' Danielle chuckles

'We know you're hungry,darling and I need a rest as well' Sandra says so we all head to Starbucks

'Hello how can I help you' A blonde,with blue eyes and tall employee says with a smile on her face.

I great her first and then order my food

'I want a mocha cookie frappe in grande and a lemon poppy slice muffin'I eventually say with a big smile on my face

'Ok' She smiles at me 'Jordan,right?' She asks and I blush then nod my head

'Would you mind taking a picture with me' She says with her slightly foreign accent

'Of course' I say and then I walk behind the counter and take a pictureof h er and myself with her mobile.After the girls ordered what they wanted and took some pictures with Daliah as well,we go back to the hotel we're staying for the time we're in Stockholm

In front,there are dozens of girls screaming and begging to come in and as we enter,some try to pull me back

'Stop that!' I yell at them

'If we can't have Niall,no one can' The girls scream at me and pull at my hair.

'Whore.' 'Bitch.' 'Gold-digger.' 'Look at that nasty little piece of nothing.' 'Just go kill yourself!'

Ok,that last sentence was a big mistake.I'm now not just mad
I'm Hiroshima and Shernobil all in one

'And that's why you guys try to kill me.Are you serious?' I yell at them,right in their faces and they go pale.That's exactly what I wanted them to look like

'I can understand if you guys love him.I do as well,but don't you dare to touch me like that,ok?' I yell again,getting mad at what they did to me.

'How dare you to speak to me like that.Do you talk with that filthy mouth to your mother as well!
Shame be on you guys!Shame be on you.Since when do you have the right to tell someone to kill themselves?Huh,tell me.How can some people like you,not ashamed of what they're saying,look in the mirror every morning,probably proud of what they just said.Telling someone to kill themselves.How dare you.And you call yourselves fans?You guys are not fans.You're just pathetic' I shout at them and tears try to come out of my eyes,but I will not cry in front of them

'We-we are sorry' One of those girl,as tall as me with black hairs and blue eyes says

'It's ok.'I say softly 'It's ok,if you don't like me.You don't have to,but at least thing about the human rights' I say to them softly and they nod their heads.

This is going to be all over the internet and in all magazines possible,tomorrow.
I don't give a fuck.I'm now too exhausted.As I'm in our suite,I silently cry into my lap and rock myself back and forth

'Jordan?' A male voice says

I don't answer.Then suddendly someone opens the door.I don't look up

'Jordan what happend?Why are you crying?' As I look up I see that Liam is sitting next to me,looking worried

'It's ok' I sniff and dry my tears with Niall's sweatshirt

'Obviously not.Sandra told me that you guys were coming in together,but when they turned around you were gone' He says and gives me a tissue

'Thank you' I whisper

'So,why is little Jo crying,huh?Daddy Direction is here to listen to your problems.SO tell me'
He says and I lightly chuckle

'Your fans' I say

'What about them?'

'They're really agressive' I take a deep breath ' They were pulling at my hair and they hurt me as we tried to enter into the hotel.And they were giving me terrible names' I whisper and new tears roll down my cheek

'Why didn't you tell us?' He asks and I shrug

'I was so mad and at the same time so suprised of the fact that they can hate me so much.Am I such a bad person?' I sniff again and rest my head Liam's shoulder

'They're just jealous.Don't let them take your happiness.Such people are not our fans.I refuse to call them fans,when they hurt one of my familiy members'

'Family member?'

'Yeah.We're one big family'He says and I laugh

'Did you find her!' Zayn exclaims as he burst into the suite.

'Yes he did' I say

'What happend?' He says as he sits down on the floor

'No,her name is Jordan Porter.I'm her boyfriend' I hear Niall,talking to someone,perhaps he's on his phone.I think he's coming as well.There are some other people as well
'Yes she was last seen at the entrance of our-' As he enters the room,his eyes meeting mine,he throws his mobile in a corner and runs straight to me,lifts me up and turns himself around with me in his arms

'Oh my gosh.Jordan.Where were you?' He whispers as he eventually releases me from his hold

'It seems that your fans,really do love you,boy.' I smirk,new tears are running down my cheek

He looks at me,bemused

'All is fair in love and war' I say,give him a kiss on his cheek and go to the bathroom

As I come out of the bath,ten minutes later I have 9 pairs of eyes starring at me

'Why didn't you say anything' Niall whispers as he hugs me tight and gives me plenty of kisses on my face

'I don't know.The most important first was that they stop trying to pull me.And I yelled at them pretty much.Now,they hate me even more' I smirk at the end,because actually i was never so less interested in what people think about me,than in that minute.

'Pretty,you should have called us.Of course,we'd help you' Eleanour says and the others nod their heads

'Jordan you trend on twitter' Liam says he shows me his phone

#RespectJordan : Today,Niall's girlfriend got attacked in Stockholm by plenty of agressive people,pretending to be fans.Maybe they call themselves fans but these are just pricks trying to destroy her life.Whatever,totally in rage,Jordan defended herself and probably gave them the speech of their lifes.I really do respect her for what she said and how confident and strong,though polite and shy she can seem.After this attack it would be really nice to show her that the real fans care for her and wish her all the best.SO directioners show your love for Jordan and let her trend


'It seems that they don't hate you as much as you may think' Perrie says as she stands up and gives me a hug

'Group hug' Louis exlaims and we built a big ball until we end up on the floor laughing

Middle and South Europe

Danemark,Germany,France,Netherlands and all the other countries in the middle and south of Europe are our next destinations.

From Oslo,we drove to Danemark,Kopenhagen and stayed there for one night.After that,we drove directly to Hamburg and did some sight-seeing.Because the boys are not that often in Germany we decided to stay there a bit longer.From Hamburg,we drove to Berlin and visited the Berlin Wall and for Sandra's sake we stayed in Berlin for one day,because her parents are both actually Germans.
From their we drove down to Munich and then we decided to change the country.


After our time in the Netherlands,Belgium,Swiss,Austria,Spain and all the other countries our last destination is France.

'Oh crap.This is our last destination' Louis says and I chuckle

'Why are you laughing?' Louis asks

'Uh-Nothing' I mumble as I think about Paris.My cheeks burn already.


At the hotel,they thanks to God,no paparazzis or fans.The only time since our trip wher I liked the fans was our time in Germany.They're really lovely.
Whatever,we're in the same hotel as we were the last time and Niall and I choose the same suite we were the last time.

'Ready for round two'Niall whispers,hugging me from behind and it's almost like I could feel his smirk at me.

'Ohh yeaah' I sing and quickly turn around and give him a deep,longering kiss.We're fighting for dominance and I win.So I'm leading him backwards to our bed and push him on the bed.Then I sit on his lap,my legs spread and he ready a he'll ever be and I game takes his course.
Finally,he screams out my name and I do right after,screaming his name.

After some time of cuddling and kisses ,we look at the watch to see that it's time to get up.
Clubbing is the motto.

'I have to take a shower' I say and as I want to stand up,Niall grabs my waist and holds me back

'No wait fife miutes and then we can shower together' NIall mumbles and I smirk

'You're kidding' I chuckle

'No.I'm a strong believer in Save water,shower with your girlfriend.' He grins and I can't resist.
After a hot,funny and sexy-as-hell shower we put our clubbing clothes on.
Just in that moment when Niall and I are ready,Harry bursts in and exclaims:

'Lido!'

Notes

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