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One Direction Chatroom

Day Two

-Loubear logged in-

Loubear: anyone???????

CanIhaveMyName: No .....

Loubear: and a wild hipster appears...

CanIhaveMyName: Still upset?

Loubear: Go awayyyy ):<<br />
CanIhaveMyName: I have right to be here too control your period.

Loubear: I don't care, YOU DEAR HARRY IS A DICK NOSE

CanIhaveMyName: Hey, the old man called they want their saggy bum back

Loubear: so do u just wake up a dick or are u trying

CanIhaveMyName: Stop talking with your bum, it smells like shit. Oh wait, that IS SHIT.

Loubear: Well you licked it
CanIhaveMyName: I never did that, don't lie that's not cool

Loubear: Fuck you. Oh wait already did that

-LiamThe0ne logged in-

CanIhaveMyName: In like five minutes. You can’t hold it anymore longer LOL
LiamThe0ne: WHAT IS THIS?
LiamThe0ne: HARRY!

Loubear: I WILL SLAP YOUR ASS WHEN I SEE YOU
Loubear: Hiiii liam<3 x

LiamThe0ne: I'm calling Zayn and Niall, and LOU STOP IT NOW!
LiamThe0ne: Nialler is sleeping .. embarrassing

Loubear: Wanna shag liam

-DJmal1k logged in-

DJmal1k: VAS HAPPENIN HERE?!

Loubear: Shag me Malik

DJmal1k: Whut?
LiamThe0ne: Shut it Lou!
CanIhaveMyName: Lou keep Zayn out of this!

LouBear: We should fuck in front of Harry! Actually I have an idea.. x
- loubear added Eleanor<3 –

CanIhaveMyName:So you cant fight your own battles?;) smartass.

Eleanor<3: Louis, why didnt you call me back Hi Harry!!! X

CanIhaveMyName: Hi El!<3

Eleanor: Louis want to come to dinner at my mums place tomorrow? xxxxxxxx
Loubear: Sure babe, ANYTHING for u

LiamThe0ne : We need to figure this out, so I’m going to take El out of this, I’m sorry Lou
-LiamThe0ne threw Eleanor<3 from the chat room-

Loubear: I'm An ADULT
Loubear: fuck u guys
Loubear: gays*
DjMak1k: Wait i'm so confused
DjMal1k: Niall farts in his sleep

CanIhaveMyName: Listen up Lou, I really care about you, and I hate when we fight. That girl yesterday .. I was just fooling around, i’m loney and you have Eleanor. Truth is… I’m jealous. I get pissed when you can’t take a joke, don’t you get you mean too much?

LiamThe0ne: aweeeee

Loubear: ......
Loubear: Oh Harry, but I'm SO tired of seeing you with girls

CanIhaveMyName: I’m out.

Loubear: no wait!

CanIhaveMyName: What?

Loubear: I love you, i'm just moody.
Loubear: its that time on the month ...
Djmal1k: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WHAT

LiamThe0ne: Shhhh, Zayn!

-Niallerthepotato logged in-

Niallerthepotato: WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST
And why did u wake me up liam
Djmal1k: Whoops

LiamThe0ne: Harryand louis are fighting..
Niallerthepotato: But what why
LiamThe0ne: I almost cried

Niallerthepotato: IM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP I DEMAND TO KNOW THE TRUTH
Niallerthepotato: and pancakes Zayn!
Djmal1k: How about no

LiamThe0ne: Lou was tired of seeing Harry with girls but they ended up confessing their love..
NiallerThepotato: Well Harry is known with da Ladies!! Taylor cough
CanIhaveMyName: We are still here ..
Djmal1k: oh
Niallerthepotato: u r everywhere
Loubear: stop

-CanIhaveMyName logged out-
-louBear logged out-


LiamThe0ne: well, it's just us then ...
Djmal1k: LOOK WHAT U DID

-Myfiih logged in-

Niallerthepotato: THE FUCK NO
LiamThe0ne: MYFIIH HOW DID YOU GET OUR PASSWORD
Djmal1k: GIVE NIALL SOME FOOD SO HE CAN SHUT UP MYFIIH

Niallerthepotato: THIS IS NOT OK
MyFiih: Okay then
MyFiih: Will food make it alright again Nialler?

-Loubear logged on-

LiamThe0ne: NO!
MYFiih: I think it would!
Niallerthepotato: NO
Djmal1k: Niall say yes

-CanIhaveMyName logged on-

Niallerthepotato: only liams
CanIhaveMyName: what's wrong?
Loubear: NOT YOU AGAIN MYFIIH HOW DO U KEEP COMING
MyFiih: I love you guys, okay?! And Harry told me to come
Loubear: EXCUSE me
Niallerthepotato: Harry????
CanIhaveMyName: What?! Wait! No I didn't! I promise!
MyFiih: Why should I lie?
CanIhaveMyName: Because you hate me ..
LiamThe0ne: Harry, tell me. Did you do it or not?
Loubear: yeah right Harry thanks.

-Loubear logged out-

Djmal1k: Can't believe this is happening

-Djmal1k logged out-

Niallerthepotato: W0W HARREH WAY TO RUIN EVERYTHING

LiamThe0ne: If you want it that way, Harry .. okay
-LiamThe0ne logged out-

Niallerthepotato: fucking hipster
MyFiih: Harry told me!
CanIhaveMyName: No, prove it!
MyFiih: How?
Niallerthepotato: AND I WILL SWEAR ALL I WANT CUZ IM NOT ON STAGE
CanIhaveMyName: I don't

Niallerthepotato: Fuck fuck fuck fuck
CanIhaveMyName: Niall, please believe me! I'm almost crying, I can't take it. First Louis, and now this. I don't know what to do!

Niallerthepotato: SCREENSHOT gurl

MyFiih: Alright, Harry didn't told me. I just wanted to see how easy I can make him cry
CanIhaveMyName: Bitch, please
Niallerthepotato: EXCUSE ME
Niallerthepotato: HELL NO HOLD NY POTATOS

CanIhaveMyName: Niall I can't take it I need one of your horanhugs .. my first horanhug
MyFiih: You guys are hilarious and you sing a lot worse! Ha

Niallerthepotato: I will hug u harreh

-CanIhaveMyName threw MyFiih out of the chatroom-

-CanIhaveMyName added LiamThe0ne -

-CanIhaveMyName added DJmal1k -

-CanIhaveMyName added Loubear -


CanIhaveMyName: I need it:(

Loubear: Oh haz <3
Niallerthepotato: hehehehe

CanIhaveMyName:Did Niall tell you?
LiamThe0ne:Tell what?
Djmal1k: Yeah, now we want to know

Loubear: Niall called me xoxo
Loubear: HAZZA IS MAH MAN BITCHES

CanIhaveMyName: Thank you Niall, when can I get the horanhug? and Lou is mine!
Niallerthepotato: hehehehe you owe me dinner Harry x

LiamThe0ne:Now everything is good again!

Niallerthepotato: Later tonight!
CanIhaveMyName: Always Niall<3

Djmal1k: HARRY IS PAYING DINNER FOR EVERYONE TONIGHT!
Loubear: Liam stop bein awkward

CanIhaveMyName: WHAT? It was only to Niall..
Loubear: YES

LiamThe0ne: I know you like it Lou <3
CanIhaveMyName: oh god

Niallerthepotato: IM GOING TO EAT SO MUCH UGYYUUUHSSS
Djmal1k: yayyyyy!

Loubear: i love it liam xoxo
CanIhaveMyName: Well, I guess Niall is voting for Nandos. Correctly?
LiamThe0ne: :*

Djmal1k: Love is in da air

CanIhaveMyName: LIAM HEY! LOU IS MINE
Niallerthepotato: You know me babes
LiamThe0ne: UGH!

CanIhaveMyName: We do Nialler, we do<3

Djmal1k: Niall don't fart at the restaurant again okay
Niallerthepotato: HAH SHH

LiamThe0ne: See ya later at Nandos? Bye!

-LiamThe0ne logged out-

Loubear: liaaaam ):
Djmal1k: See ya!

-Djmal1k logged out-

Loubear: oh well
CanIhaveMyName: you have me lou

Niallerthepotato: .... So cya!
- Niallerthepotato logged off-

CanIhaveMyName: No, Niall my hug!
Loubear: i always do

CanIhaveMyName: I'm sorry about earlier
Loubear: even though you are a jerk
Loubear: but you r my jerk

- Eleanor<3 logged in -

CanIhaveMyName: and even though you can't handle stuff without el like a baby, i still love you because you are my baby
CanIhaveMyName: Hi El!
Eleanor<3: wait what

- Loubear banned eleanor<3 from the chat –

CanIhaveMyName: Huh?
Loubear: Shhh babe:*

CanIhaveMyName: Oh, it's time or what?:*

Loubear: Tonight its only u n me!;*
CanIhaveMyName: And the other guys at Nandos, ugh

Loubear: We could ditch them....
CanIhaveMyName: that would be mean lou

Loubear: My place in 7?<3
CanIhaveMyName: Nialler would freak out .. it's Nandos we're talking about
Loubear: ... I guess
Loubear: trying to be romantic geez

CanIhaveMyName: I'll be with you in 5, and we can go together to nandos
Loubear: Yesss yessss unless modest kill us

CanIhaveMyName: They aren't here tonight
Loubear: Yup! I'll shave my beard soon ha

CanIhaveMyName: Lou I have to tell you something, I've been thinking about it in a long time.

-CanIhaveMyName lost the connection to his network-

Loubear: Haz?
Loubear: Bitch
Loubear: UGH
Loubear: WHAT????
-Loubear logged off-

Notes

So I'm having a sleepover with the girl im writing this fic with and this is seriously fun omg.

(( Don't take this too hard, its a joke.)

We appreciate comments and votes!! <3

Comments

Omg haha I love reading these XD please update!!!!!!!
hahah, I love it
Hi Niall I'm big fan!
#16875 #16875
6/25/13
"We'll update soon"
nope said 22 days ago!!!!!
:(
J.J. J.J.
6/24/13
@Zayn Malik1D
We'll do soon!
nope nope
6/1/13