"Niall! Get off of the bar!" Harry yelled at me, laughing at the way he sounded.

"I don't want to!" I yelled back. I was dancing way too hard and having the time of my life. The bartenders were cheering me on, and I took my shirt off, letting them pour beer and vodka in my mouth as the dumper water on my body.

"You're insane Niall!" Louis yelled and I sat down on my bum, grabbing the sprayer and spraying my face.

"Want some?" I offered Louis and he held up his glass. I grabbed a bottle of Rum and poured him some and he raised up his glass as if he was cheering. "Cheers." I slurred, tipping up the bottle.

Girls were surrounding the bar and cheering me on, but I wasn't paying them any attention. I don't care about women, cause this party Harry is throwing is probably the craziest party I've ever been to.

I slid off of the bar and wiped my mouth with the back of my hand, licking my lips to taste the lingering burn of Rum and other alcohols on my lips.

A girl that was trailing beside me slowly smacked my ass, making me glare.

"Eat your heart out." She winked at me and I rolled my eyes.

Some girls need to back away from me. I mean, I swear. Just because they see a guy who parties hard doesn't mean they have to shove themselves onto me. Damn.

"You know why they do that, right?" Harry appeared beside me and I scoffed. "If I had girls coming onto me like the way they come onto you, I wouldn't complain. Ni, you're an animal. And if girls think you party hard at clubs, they're bound to think you party hard in bed."

"Are you serious?" I stuck out my tongue and he nodded his head. "That's foolish."

"It's no one's fault but your own. You party too hard." I turned towards him and slipped my shirt over my head.

"You don't party hard enough, Haz. I swear." I ran my fingers through my hair and he hastily shook his head.

"My partying is fine. You've just got a problem. Stay out of the fraternity houses Ni! Meet a woman!" His words made me sick. "If you don't find a woman yourself, I'm finding you one. You can't keep living like this."

"Watch me." I put my hands on my hips like the women do and he gave me a playful shove before walking away. "Find a woman. Pfft, yeah right." I spoke to myself and waddled over to the door.

I grunted out when someone elbowed me in the stomach. I grabbed their arms and looked at them angrily.

"I am so sorry. I'm just a little drunk." The girl slurred wildly and I became curious. "Excuse me." She giggled and pulled from my grip, walking away and to the bar.

I've never seen a girl that drunk before.

I followed the girl to the bar and stood beside her as she ordered... Everclear? Holy shit. This woman knows a drink when she sees it.

"Thank you." She giggled and turned towards me. "Did I ever apologize to you?" She pointed to me with her glass before she tipped it up.

"Yeah. You did." I smiled a little and behind her, I saw Harry looking at me with his mouth wide open. I flipped him off before she could see and when she looked back at me, she had her glass refilled. I grabbed a glass off of the bar and held it up. "Cheers."

"Alright." She pressed her lips together in a thin drunk smile and clanked her glass to mine. "Cheers, wonderboy."

I couldn't help but smile at the wonderful stranger standing in front of me.

Notes

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