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OSnapItzVINNIE
"VINNIE!" Shannon screamed through the cellphone, almost making my eardrums explode.
"What the hell, Shannon? It's 3:00 in the morning!" I groaned in responce. Seriously, I know why she isnt pretty. Obviously she doesnt believe in beauty sleep.
OKay, just kidding. I love Shannon. Just being the smart ass I am, I could'nt help it.
"You remember my uncle with the tour bus company, right?" She asked, calming down a bit.
"The one name Farty?" I replied.
"It's Arty! And yes, him." I could hear her rolling her eyes. It's a best friend thing, it's like how your parents know your sad. Ya know, when you walk inside the house without checking the cabinets for something to eat.
"Okay, Yes I know em'" I nodded my head even though she could'nt see me.
"Alright, well he drives around a lot of celebs. And he said he has some very special ones....ONE DIRECTION!" Shannon hollared.
"Jesus, Shannon. Ar'nt you worried you'll wake up your parents?" I moaned rubbing my temples. This reminds me of Drake and Josh "YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES...HEADACHES!" What do you mean you've never seen that show? What the hell is wrong with you? By the way, unlike me, Shannon still lives with her mom and dad.
"No, they're on vacation." She giggled "Got the whole house to myself."
"Oh, cool. So One Direction, huh? What's that dudes name you love again?" I teased "Garry? OH! Or was it Larry..." It was fun joking with her.
"HARRY! It's harry, JESUS, Vin." I could hear the annoyance in her voice.
"Riiiiiggghhht. Harry Armpits."
"Harry fucking STYLES." She screamed angrily. Shannon's voice turned into a squeil of excitment after that "So Uncle Arty is driving them to a concert in Holmes Chapel, want to come? I'm aloud to bring one friend."
"OMG! ONE DIRECTION!" There was so much sarcasm in my voice, it was basically dripping out of my mouth. Does that make sense? Probably not.."Sure, why not?"
"Cool!" I heard some clicking in the background. "I just watched your newest video, by the way, HILARIOUS."
"Thank you, madame." I nodded my head.
"Well, I'm gunna go. Got to sleep, obviously unlike some people." I sighed.
"Who can sleep when they know they're gunna meet One Direction?" She retorted.
"Me, Bye Shan" I said sleepily waiting for her answer before I hung up.
"Bye." Click, I hung up on my good friend.
Videos.. yep thats me OSnapItzVINNIE. On youtube, I'm the number one person to get subsribed to.
Insperation: JANOSKIANSSSSS
Favorite Colour: NEON GREEEN
Type of Videos: Dares, public nuisence, interveiws, blog, challenges.
I slipped out my laptop, turned it on, and went into my e-mail. I'm one of those people that once you wake me up, I can't go back to bed! Damnit, Shannon this is all your fault! So, I opened some fan mail
Dear Vinnie,
I love your videos. U should REAAALLLLYY collaborate with the Janoskians. But, until then keep making videos as awesome as you always do!
-Stacy
How lovely. Besides, I've been trying to get Janoskians in my videos FOREVER. But of course, they are on their tour right now, their new song 'Best Friends' just came out and I friggin love itt!
Janoskians...I LOOOOVE YOU! Any Janoskianaters out there? No? No one? WHAT? Well search them.....RIGHT FRICKING NOW. NOW. I SAID NOW......Now. And one ore 'NOW' for good measure.
Okay, let's not focus on the awesome people I'll probably never meet. And the maybe awesome I don't know anything about people that I am going to meet. One Direction? Yeah, I like their music. But come on, girls? Why obsess? Are they that good looking? I've never seen a picture of them in my life, but girls make them sound like gods. I would search up what they look like, but I'm lazy, so whatever.
I spent the rest of my night watching Janoskians and exchanging a few texts with Shannon.
From Shannon BFFLxx
Tomorrows the Big day! Time to meet 1D! ASDFGHJK!
To Shannon BFFL xx
Yeah, Okay, could you get the bus to stop at my flat? I don;t want to have to drive somewhere to get on.
From Shannon BFFLxx
Sure thing, goodnight. c:
To Shannon BFFLxx
Goodnight lovely bitch <3 :P
"What the hell, Shannon? It's 3:00 in the morning!" I groaned in responce. Seriously, I know why she isnt pretty. Obviously she doesnt believe in beauty sleep.
OKay, just kidding. I love Shannon. Just being the smart ass I am, I could'nt help it.
"You remember my uncle with the tour bus company, right?" She asked, calming down a bit.
"The one name Farty?" I replied.
"It's Arty! And yes, him." I could hear her rolling her eyes. It's a best friend thing, it's like how your parents know your sad. Ya know, when you walk inside the house without checking the cabinets for something to eat.
"Okay, Yes I know em'" I nodded my head even though she could'nt see me.
"Alright, well he drives around a lot of celebs. And he said he has some very special ones....ONE DIRECTION!" Shannon hollared.
"Jesus, Shannon. Ar'nt you worried you'll wake up your parents?" I moaned rubbing my temples. This reminds me of Drake and Josh "YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES...HEADACHES!" What do you mean you've never seen that show? What the hell is wrong with you? By the way, unlike me, Shannon still lives with her mom and dad.
"No, they're on vacation." She giggled "Got the whole house to myself."
"Oh, cool. So One Direction, huh? What's that dudes name you love again?" I teased "Garry? OH! Or was it Larry..." It was fun joking with her.
"HARRY! It's harry, JESUS, Vin." I could hear the annoyance in her voice.
"Riiiiiggghhht. Harry Armpits."
"Harry fucking STYLES." She screamed angrily. Shannon's voice turned into a squeil of excitment after that "So Uncle Arty is driving them to a concert in Holmes Chapel, want to come? I'm aloud to bring one friend."
"OMG! ONE DIRECTION!" There was so much sarcasm in my voice, it was basically dripping out of my mouth. Does that make sense? Probably not.."Sure, why not?"
"Cool!" I heard some clicking in the background. "I just watched your newest video, by the way, HILARIOUS."
"Thank you, madame." I nodded my head.
"Well, I'm gunna go. Got to sleep, obviously unlike some people." I sighed.
"Who can sleep when they know they're gunna meet One Direction?" She retorted.
"Me, Bye Shan" I said sleepily waiting for her answer before I hung up.
"Bye." Click, I hung up on my good friend.
Videos.. yep thats me OSnapItzVINNIE. On youtube, I'm the number one person to get subsribed to.
Insperation: JANOSKIANSSSSS
Favorite Colour: NEON GREEEN
Type of Videos: Dares, public nuisence, interveiws, blog, challenges.
I slipped out my laptop, turned it on, and went into my e-mail. I'm one of those people that once you wake me up, I can't go back to bed! Damnit, Shannon this is all your fault! So, I opened some fan mail
Dear Vinnie,
I love your videos. U should REAAALLLLYY collaborate with the Janoskians. But, until then keep making videos as awesome as you always do!
-Stacy
How lovely. Besides, I've been trying to get Janoskians in my videos FOREVER. But of course, they are on their tour right now, their new song 'Best Friends' just came out and I friggin love itt!
Janoskians...I LOOOOVE YOU! Any Janoskianaters out there? No? No one? WHAT? Well search them.....RIGHT FRICKING NOW. NOW. I SAID NOW......Now. And one ore 'NOW' for good measure.
Okay, let's not focus on the awesome people I'll probably never meet. And the maybe awesome I don't know anything about people that I am going to meet. One Direction? Yeah, I like their music. But come on, girls? Why obsess? Are they that good looking? I've never seen a picture of them in my life, but girls make them sound like gods. I would search up what they look like, but I'm lazy, so whatever.
I spent the rest of my night watching Janoskians and exchanging a few texts with Shannon.
From Shannon BFFLxx
Tomorrows the Big day! Time to meet 1D! ASDFGHJK!
To Shannon BFFL xx
Yeah, Okay, could you get the bus to stop at my flat? I don;t want to have to drive somewhere to get on.
From Shannon BFFLxx
Sure thing, goodnight. c:
To Shannon BFFLxx
Goodnight lovely bitch <3 :P
Notes
I BROKE MY IPAD MINI TODAY. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LOL. I was feeding my bunny, and she bit me...and I dropped it face down in it's cage! Ahhhhhhh...Well, everything happens for a reason. So I seized it, and just like my fushigi ball, I SLAMMED IT ON THE CONCRREEEEEETEEE. Pretty shattered glass.
Btw, yes Janoskians are real Youtube people and I'm currantly obsessed with them.
Hahahaha omg calm down! Im trying, school is just..ugh. But ilyyyyyyy .-. xD
11/20/13