The Adventures of Louis & Harry

His sexy smoothie skin, oh glob, so smooth, and his eyes, AH, OH MY GLOB, AH! THEY ARE SO FREEKIN' BLUE! Ugg, glob he is so hot. Like, not even like, regular hot, but like "heeeeeeyy gurrll, woah, OH NO, mmm- MMM, hey Feeeennnnnnn" kinda cute.

FOR THE RECORD, I could have Finn if I wanted to. I mean, I got the lumps for it, just look at these bumps!
"THESE LUMPS I KNOW YOU WANT UP ON THESE LUMPS!"

OH GLOB THAT SONG IS MY SONG! Oh my glob.

Like, I've thought bout what it might look like if we were like touching' bumps.........................






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Annnyyyywaaayyyy, Its not that I don't want Finn, its just, like, I know that he won't like me because he's not ready for all this sexxxayy, and this sexifier needs someone that can handle all my lumpage

Oh holy glob my phone is ringing!

"Heyyyy gurllll"

" Heyyyy Turtle Princess"

"Gurll, I've got some news I think you'll really want to hear"

"Yesssss, gurl, YES! tell mer girlfriend, tell me!"

"So you know how you wanted someone cuuuuuuuutttteeee to date?"

"You know it girl. I only go sexy cuz if they sexy than they flex!"

"ooooooh, L.S.P, your sooooo nastyyyyyyy"

"you know it guuuurl, That cutie better get the gist of how this Diva bumps. GIRL LUMPS NEED HUMPS"

"OHHHHHH YOU SAID IT GIRLFREIND. Okay I'll tell you all that I know: I was reading a book outside under a tree about the Egyptian-British Mutants war when I look up two see two dudes strolling by"

"Oh glob, was it hot? "

" Well, the war was held in Egypt so I'm assuming it was pretty ho-"

"NOT THE STUPID GLOBBIN' BOOK, THE SEXY HOTTIES THAT I AM ABOUT TO MAKE FALL FOR....my delicious, ripe body"

"ooohh, hoo-hoo-hooooooo, Okay, Lumpy Space Princess, I must say they were pretty cute, cuter than Finn"

"...what did you just say?"

"....cuter. than. Finn."

"OHHH MY GLOBBBBBBB!"


Cutier than FINN? OH NUHH-UHH!!!!!!! NOBODY IS HOTTER THAN FINN.

Ive got to get a look on these BABES. UGG, OH GLOB!

Notes

you guys will see why this chapter has any relevance what so ever when you see the Ice King come in to play and get a little jelly of two boys who just so happen to be getting all the babes...


AND, YES, I FINALY BUCKLED DOWN AND SAID "OKAY BEE, NO MORE OREOS UNTIL YOU FINISH THIS GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING CHAPTER! ITS NOT THAT HARD!"



also, tell me how your liking the gifs. Honestly, i feel that the way the character is saying can be perfectly captured by the gifs I'm posting, but if you guys don't like them, don't understand them, or find them annoying I can stop, but please GIVE ME A REASON!



THANK YOU GUYZZ