~A Bit of Everything!

Hi. Guess who's procrastinating right now? Me. I have a couple million word essay due tomorrow and I should be doing it, but instead I'm crying hysterically over my keyboard bc of fanfics.
You guys said you were 18 year old girls, right?

~~FLASHBACK~~
"How many of you are 18 year old girls??"
~~END OF FLASHBACK~~

DO YOU HAVE HOMEWORK LIKE ME? DO YOU PROCRASTINATE LIKE EVERY INTERNET PERSON EVER? DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE OTHER THAN BEING HARRY STYLES' GIRLFRIEND AND CUDDLING AND FUCKING AND BREAKING UP OVER A REASON THAT MAKES NO SENSE?
Plot twist: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Christina.



But seriously, these girls have no lives other than one direction. They talk about getting up and showering then meeting Harry Styles and then BAM. Only Harry Styles. Which I mean is totally understandable 'cause it's HARRY STYLES but have a bit of humanity, girl.

FANFIC TIP: Add other characters to your fucking story u dipshit

Maybe have Christina find out her mum's in the hospital then have Harry comfort her, but Christina's confused on how she feels about him, so she goes to the park to be alone with her thoughts where she sees her friendguy and talks about her mum instead of Harry, then she goes to the carnival with her friend and the guy tries to kiss her, but she doesn't want to kiss him so she runs away
Ect cetra.



But hey, practice what you preach.




That means you too.