~A Bit of Everything!
Fanfic Hate 1 ~ Bathroom Love
Welcome to ANNOYING THINGS IN FANFICTIONS THAT I HATE, or Fanfic Hate, where our first chapter is... dun dun dunnnn....
Christina is an 18 year old girl, right? HOW MANY OF YOU ARE 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS!?
Or at least close to 18 Year Old girls. 18 year old girls need bathrooms, right? Last time I checked, Christina is not a superficial human being with no need to take a shit every hour. While bleeding into the toilet, because 18 year old girls HAVE PERIODS, AND PERIODS NEED TAMPONS, WHICH CHRISTINA NEVER BUYS.
IF CHRISTINA HAS A NEVER ENDING TAMPON THAT YOU NEVER HAVE TO CHANGE, PLEASE PROVIDE ONE FOR ME AT 1-800-IDIOTIC.
Either that, or the girl is pregnant, which ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS, BUT SHE NEVER SEEMS TO HAVE STDS, but we'll talk about that in a different chapter. :)
Plus, girl has acne, right? And if her hair is magneta with blue streaks, doesn't she need to REBLEACH THAT SHIT? I BLEACH MY HAIR. I CONTINUOUSLY BLEACH IT. C'MON, CHRISTINA. GET WITH THE DAMN PROGRAM.
No. Christina is perfect. Christina is love, Christina is life, but her life is terrible 'cuz she's raped and bullied. (To be discussed in a different chapter.)
not with love
Angry Me
@Niall's.Princess
LOL, I agree. Have a bit of an actual person (not some robot) in ur book, y'know?! :p
5/7/15