Easy El
Prologue
Easy El
Prologue
Eleanor stared blankly into the webcam sitting on top of her computer. She didn’t have much time, her live broadcast was only seconds away.
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“Let the record show that I, Eleanor Calder, being of sound mind, ample breast size and the occasional corny knock knock joke, do enter this video blog into evidence in the case against me. Because I’m being judged by a jury of my peers, I will attempt to insert ‘like’ and ‘totally’ into my confession as much as possible. So here it goes...” She sighed, resisting the urge to hold her head into her hands, she resisted the urge to run and hide from embarrassment.
“ I confess I’m, in no small part, to blame for the vociferous gossip that has turned my Varsity letter scarlet, but - for anyone hoping that the sizzling details of my sordid past will provide you with a reason to lock the door and make love to a dollop of your sister’s moisturizing lotion - you’ll be gravely disappointed.” She took in a deep breath, looking at the number of viewers increasing after each and every word.
“Look, I just need to set the record straight and what better way to do that, than to broadcast it on the Internet. So, here it is -- Part One: The Shudder-Inducing and clichéd, however totally false account of how I Lost my virginity to a guy at a community college in a neighboring town.” She closed her eyes, avoiding the numerous comments already being made about her on the screen.
“Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.” She finally opened her eyes once again, looking the camera in the eye as if to say ‘I mean business.’ It was as if she was on display from now on, and it scared her, something about Eleanor had always been quite strange, her sense of humor had often been misinterpreted, and maybe some people might have found her next words strange, but hell she needed to somehow make herself relax over this whole crazy ordeal, so with a small hair flip and a roll of her hazel toned eyes, those two words were spoken.
“Like, totally.”
Prologue
Eleanor stared blankly into the webcam sitting on top of her computer. She didn’t have much time, her live broadcast was only seconds away.
Five
Four
Three
Two
“Let the record show that I, Eleanor Calder, being of sound mind, ample breast size and the occasional corny knock knock joke, do enter this video blog into evidence in the case against me. Because I’m being judged by a jury of my peers, I will attempt to insert ‘like’ and ‘totally’ into my confession as much as possible. So here it goes...” She sighed, resisting the urge to hold her head into her hands, she resisted the urge to run and hide from embarrassment.
“ I confess I’m, in no small part, to blame for the vociferous gossip that has turned my Varsity letter scarlet, but - for anyone hoping that the sizzling details of my sordid past will provide you with a reason to lock the door and make love to a dollop of your sister’s moisturizing lotion - you’ll be gravely disappointed.” She took in a deep breath, looking at the number of viewers increasing after each and every word.
“Look, I just need to set the record straight and what better way to do that, than to broadcast it on the Internet. So, here it is -- Part One: The Shudder-Inducing and clichéd, however totally false account of how I Lost my virginity to a guy at a community college in a neighboring town.” She closed her eyes, avoiding the numerous comments already being made about her on the screen.
“Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.” She finally opened her eyes once again, looking the camera in the eye as if to say ‘I mean business.’ It was as if she was on display from now on, and it scared her, something about Eleanor had always been quite strange, her sense of humor had often been misinterpreted, and maybe some people might have found her next words strange, but hell she needed to somehow make herself relax over this whole crazy ordeal, so with a small hair flip and a roll of her hazel toned eyes, those two words were spoken.
“Like, totally.”
6/9/13