Shiver(narry)(Boyxboy)

"l think I'm going to name him... Oswald." Liam said, holding the small baby turtle in
his hand. I was standing as far away from them as I possibly could... Don't want to
have another turtle murder on my hands.
"Oswald?"
"Oswald."
"Why Oswald?"
"Why not?"
"Because it's a turtle... Think of it as your first child Liam, would you really want your
son to be named Oswald?"
"His nickname would be Ozzy?"
"l'm not buying you a turtle named OswaId."
"But... Ozzy." Llam pouted at me, give me those damh puppy dog eyes that always
seemed to break my heart.
"No."
"Ozzy."
"No. Change his name." I wasn't going to give in, this was my stand. I was doing this
for the turtle.
The otherturtles would make fun of him...
"Pepito?"
"Seriously..."
"What's wrong with Pepito?"
"This is your first born son Liam Payne... You are not naming him Pepito."
"l can name him Harry."
"Flattering, but no."
"You just can't be satisfied."
"ln more ways than one."
"Why does everything turn into a sexual reference."
"Choose a better name for the damn turtle Payne." I huffed as I looked around the
store. I caught eyes with one of the employees, winking at her as she turned away
with a blush.
"Timmy?"
"Timmy?"
"Timmy."
"Fine. You can name it Timmy, now let's get out of here before that blonde employee
asks for my number."
"You're a little too full of it today..."
"l'm always full of it."
"l've noticed."
"Glad we have this settled, c'mon." Liam rolled his eyes as I grabbed his arm. I didn't
waste much time getting to the check out, Liam still holding on to little Timmy.
God... Timmy.
I can't believe l let him name his son Timmy...
Whoever marries Liam, I pray to god they can name their children....
"Did you find everything alright?" I flinched at the voice, looking up to see none
other than Alex standing at the register.
"Just fine." I said through gritted teeth, offering my classic fake smile.
"Harry, be nice! Alex, it's been ages mate." Liam smacked my chest, smiling at Alex
like he WAS the one BUYING him a turtle.
Fucken
That's me.
"No kidding, how've you been Li?"
"l've been great, what about you? Your mum was talking about you the other day."
"l've been alright, glad to be home for a little bit before heading to London for my
job."
"And what job is that exactly?"
"l'm gonna be helping out with my grandfather's law firm."
"That's great Al! Harry was gonna study law, but decided that was a little too
complicated."
"Liam."
"Really? We could've been partners Hazzy." Alex had that stupid smirk on his face,
his brown eyes twinkling with mischief. I resisted the urge to flip him off.
"Don‘t call me that." I wasn't doing a very good job at keeping my anger under
control.
"Harry, be nice."
"Sorry, habit." Alex was still smirking.
Asshole.
"Harry!" Liam gasped, before letting off a string of apologies to Alex.
Guess I said that out loud...
Sorry...
Not.
"l don't know what's gotten into him... I guess I should take him home... I'm so sorry
for his behavior." I just rolled my eyes, I didn't give a shit if Alex was offended. In my
opinion, the asshole deserved it.
I wasn't even paying attention anymore.
I wonder if I stare at Alex long enough... Will he burst into flames?
Man, that'd be hilarious to watch.
"... Here's my number,just call me when you want to go to lunch or something. Hell,
you could even come to guys night this Friday. I'm sure Lou and Luke miss you too." I
was paying attention now.
No way that fucker did that...
Liam, I mightjust kill Timmy.
Timmy, forgive me.
"Hold on just one minute, you did not just invite him to guys night."
"l did."
“Liam, you have no right."
"l have every right."
"l don't want him coming."
"Too bad, nice seeing you Alex. Call me later?" Liam turned away from me, smiling at
Alex as they shook hands.
"For sure! Bye Liam.“ And we left, Liam holding little Timmy closer to his body as we
walked to my car. Liam waited until we were in the car before promptly smacking me
upside the head.
"What the hell was that?" He hissed at me, glaring.
"What? I don't like Alex." I shrugged, acting like it was nothing. It was anything but
nothing...
I thought I was okay...
But seeing him just reminded me how hurt I really was.
"Why? You guys used to be inseparable! God, I could've sworn you guys were dating
before he left."
"l just don't like him Liam, and the less I see him the better."
"Why though? Alex is a nice guy."
"No, he really isn't." I turned on the car, pulling out of the parking lot as Liam went
silent.
"What happened between you two?" Liam asked after a moment, making me sigh.
"He stuck his dick up my ass then decided it'd be a grand idea to stick it somewhere
else. Actually, if I remember correctly... It was Louis’ ass. Now I don't want to talk
about this anymore, I hate Alex and I'm not going to hide it."

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