Collateral Damage

"You guys have a McDonalds?" I was in awie. People always questioned me on how I maintain my weight when I eat more then my body can mannage. Back in America McDonalds was my life, but now... I'm just happy they have them.

Louis gave me a weird look "Um yeah, who do you think we are? Cave men?"

I quirked and eyebrow, wondering if I should answer him smugly or just let it go. "I've never been to England smart ass." I scoffed and turned back around towered the lady ordering our food. "Yes, i'll have a bigmac combo meal please." I said with a sweet smile planted on my face.

"So polite." Harry chuckles.

I couldn't help but flinch and look his way. He has seriously been quite this hole damn time, I almost forgot he was even here. He was still wearing his "stoner" costume and it made me wanna smile, but I held it back because I didn't want to look like a smiling freak. "There is nothing wrong with being polite Harry." Liam snorted and playfully nudged his side.

"Just saying." He poorly defended himself.

I smiled and rolled my eyes "Are you guys gonna order or are we just gonna stand here looking like were about to fuck shit up?" Humor laced my voice and my own comment made me chuckle a little. We honestly look like we are here to cause drama. We got the pregnant lady (Liam), the two Indians (Louis, and Zayn), the creepy old man (Niall), and last but not least... Our stoner buddy (Harry). And I look odd because I'm caught here with them. I did look pretty normal, now I need to reconsider everything.

Louis rolled his eyes "Mrs. Bitchy today are we?" When I didn't answer he stepped up to the lady "Alright... Mrs. Bossy pants said we should order." He said in his best Indian voice. I couldn't help but bust out laughing causing the lady to look at me strangly.

Finally everyone had ordered and we were seated in the far back so we wouldn't bring any attention our way. Some fans are apparently, ninja, at finding the boys in costumes. So I take it they've done this plenty of times. Doesn't surprise me. "So, where all have you filled out paperwork for?" Liam asked me while biting on a frie.

I frowned "Starbucks and that little shop down the road..." The name didn't ring a bell but it didn't bother me, i had a strong feeling I wasn't gonna get the job to begin with.

"What is your dream job?" Zayn asked.

When I was younger i've always wanted to be a makeup artist for bands and other famouse people. I had a thing for art, and it just kinda turned into wanting to explore in the beauty foundation of things. "I've always been big on makeup. So a makeup artist has been my dream job."

"Like Lou." Louis nudged both Liam and Harry in there sides.

"Who?" I asked, my eyebrows furrowed.

"Lou... She is one of our makeup designers." He explained.

"Our ONLY makeup designers." Liam corrected.

"Wait!" Niall suddenly held his hands up and his face brightened.

"What is it Nialler?" I questioned.

His smile was bigger then anything I have ever seen. It made him look so adorable, I find myself smiling with him for no reason. "Since Lou is our one and only makeup artist... How do you think she would feel if she had some help?" He asked in his giddy Irish tone.

Liam and Louis exchanged looks before they shrugged "I have no clue, i mean i've never really thought about her having help. Its always been just her."

"What's your point Ni?" Louis raised an eyebrow and leaned in on his arms.

"Chloe could work with Lou!" He finally spilled his master plan.

My eyes widened and I soun around in my chair so I was facing him "What?" Both Harry and I said in unison.

"C'mon, its perfect! Your dad already works for us, we'll be seeing you a lot because of it, Lou is the only makeup artist there, and you need a job! Its like fate!"

I couldn't help but giggle "Yeah, but what if she doesn't need help?"

Niall rolled his eyes "Are you kidding? I'm pretty sure she'd welcome the help. She could also take that month off she's been wanting to hang out with Lux."

"Lux?" All these names were being thrown out and I had no clue who any of them were.

"Lux is her daughter." Harry explained, and I didn't miss the light sparkle in his eye when he talked about her. They must be pretty close.

"Well... I'm not gonna get my hopes up... But if she says okay then i will be excited to start decorating your face." I giggled at the joke.

"Okay... But I must warn you. The cherry red lipstick doesn't really agree with my eyes." Dammit Louis, of course you had to go there.

"Are you kidding?! That was so your color!" Niall chimed in.

"No, I thought he looked fab with the light pink lipgloss." Harry snorted. "You know... The one that tasted like cotton candy."

"Harry, what are you doing tasting lipgloss? That's bad for your health." Niall giggled.

"Your face is bad for my health." Harry bit back.

"Then don't look at it!"

"He can't, he finds it to sexy. He's jealous of the Irish blonde hotty." Zayn laughed.

While they bicker I couldn't help bit smile. I had made new friends, and they just happen to be famous and super attractive. What did I do to get something as great as this? Maybe this move with for the best.

Notes

Hiya! Another update. Someone gave me a review on this story and it really made me happy. Thank you so much!! Bye love you all!

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