Collateral Damage

Dad and Simon said they had some work they needed to work on alone so my dad knows exactly what he's getting himself into. Since they left... It was now just the boys and I. It seemed awkward and quite until Niall let out a cough "Sooo, Chloe." He caught my attention and i turned around to look at him. "Where are you from?"

I couldn't help but smile at his attempt to make conversation and when I opened my mouth answer Louis smack him in the arm "New York Niall! Don't you see her hoody?" I knew he was just being a pain in the ass. That was his personality... The jokester.

"Yeah mate... You need a lesson on observation." Zayn added.

I couldn't help but smile a bit at how comfortable they were with each other. It sucks I never even know who they were. Sure kids from school talked about them all the time, but I never bothered looking them up or listening to their song. As I said before and i'll say it again... They were all super attractive and it was hard not to stare at their perfect faces for to long. The guy named Harry caught me once and asked me if I liked with I saw. Oh, and he added a wink with it. They all told me their roles in the band, and it didn't surprise me when they told me Harry was the flirt. Niall was funny, Louis was the leader, Zayn is vain and Liam was the clever one. Its funny how they knew who they played in the band. They all even had their nicknames. I found it odd having them tell me all this stuff themselves because I wasn't that close with them... But they called me family and we'll be hanging out a lot. I guess that was true. Harry was Hazza, Haz for short. Zayn was D.J Malik... No idea. Louis was Boobear, and I found myself calling him Lou Bear instead. Niall was Nialler and it suited him. Last but not least... Liam was Leeyum. Or Daddy Directioner. I liked them all, and it sucks I never payed attention to them. No wonder all the girls fell for them. They were funny, cute, and were really sweet. "I think we need a nickname for you." Niall said randomly, tapping his finger on his chin dimple.

I couldn't help but blush and shy away from their scorching gazes "Clo... Were calling you Clo." He finally declared.

I giggled "That's interesting."

"Hell yeah it is. Do our nicknames sound normal to you?" Louis chuckled.

I shrugged "Touché."

"Do you have a boyfriend back home?" Liam asked me, his hazel gaze burning into me.

I shook my head "I did."

"Did?" Niall echoed.

"Yeah, he used me for one thing." I didn't bother telling them what because I was pretty sure they already knew. It wasn't that hard to figure it out. So no, I wasn't a virgin.

"Hey Simon!" Niall suddenly calldd.

"What do you want Niall?!" He snapped from the other room.

"Could you snag a plane for the next landing in New York... And pack me a stainless steel baseball bat!?"

I finally got what he meant and I grabbed onto his arm "No Nialler... No its okay. I already be the living fuck out of him for it."

Louis gave me a confused look "Two things... I never knew fuck could live... And why did you beat it out of him!?" I knew he was kidding, but he sounded so serious and it made me burst out laughing.

"Metaphor Lou, metaphor." I continued to laugh.

"Poor guy aint getting fuck for a long time." Louis joked.

"Especially after were done with him." Niall and Harry said in unison making me laugh harder as they suddenly had a pair of scissors and was cutting at the air.

They were so awesome and i'm looking forward to spending a lot of time with them.

Notes

I love how everytime I write about 1D their song SMG plays on the radio. Yas, yas god... What the hell are you trying to tell me?! AND OMG!!! SO I WENT TO A HAUNTED HOUSE AFTER HALLOWEEN ENDED AND THE VERY FIRST ROOM I WENT INTO THERE WAS THREE GUYS IN SCARY MASKS. THEY PINNED ME AND MY SISTER AGAINST A WALL AND WOULDN'T LET US LEAVE FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES!!! THEN ONE OF THE GUYS WITH FACEPAINTING CAME UP TO ME AND WHISPERED IN MY EAR PENIS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Me and my sister started to laugh so damn hard and we were giving the guy shit the whole time until we finally found our way out xD then while we were being chased down the maze I trip and fell twisting my ankle. Then I dropped my beanie. Hahahahahaha i bet all of them were so done with my shit xD they aint never letting me come back. THANKS FOR EVERYONE WHO ALREADY SUBSCRIBED AND COMMENTED!!! LOVE YOU ALL!!