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What Turns Me On/ Off

So I'm just gonna make a list of my personal turn on and turn offs. Please don't judge me. I'm a very weird person (:

Turn Ons

- I just love it when I see a bulge no matter what they're wearing.

-Dimples.
Oh lawwd.

- Don't judge me. But I just love seeing guys armpit hair. Like I don't like those bushy ass nasty shit but the type that makes them look all manly and oh sweet baby Jesus. ❤❤❤❤

- This might not be relatable but I'm a sucker for guys who smoke cigarettes.

- Guys with pale skin
Zoo wee mama ❤❤

- Man idk how some of you like your men thick and buff and shit I love mine scrawny lol

Turn Offs

- Chest hair (exception for Niall duh)

- Poor grammar

- Who don't take school seriously

- if they have a shitty music taste

- Bad odor

- I've never been fond of guys who run track? I'm so weird.

Comment some of your turn on and turn offs (:

Notes

Comments

ikr, fuck Zayn! he's fucking...ugh! and I thought I actually liked him. btw, can you do a chapter about...boys?

TiffHemmings1996 @ 5SecondsOfSummerFanfiction.com
6/13/15

Sry pretty late but things parents ask\ say number 8
Oh their life turned out so perfect, did it not

Iwings @ 5SecondsOfSummerFanfiction.com
4/5/15

Right! Omigosh! That beautiful moment where you become a Louis girl!!!!

That_Pizza_Life
4/5/15

@That_Pizza_Life
Your comment literally made my day! "Jewel encrusted tears" "fall in a shallow ditch." That killlleeedddd me! But I totally get you. I even gave my dog my Zayn cut out (which he ripped to shreds). But it's all good inn he hood, we still have FOUR AMAZINGLY TALENTED BOYS.. xx

Anobrxin @ HarryStylesFanfiction.com
4/5/15

I was really frigging upset about him leaving the group but I wanted to accept his decision. But then I motherfucking found out about the Zaughty stuff and I was just so over it! Like I wasted my jewel encrusted tears on you, asshole. I just wanted to be happy for him but he should've just said he wanted to work on his own. Like LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

TRUTH be told I want him to fall in a shallow ditch.

That_Pizza_Life
4/5/15

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