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Liam's Virginity
You know how LiLi lost his virginity at age 14 in 2009
(Fo you remember summer '09 wanna roll back like pressing rewind, you were mine and we never said gooodbyyyeeee)
Well the first girl to ride the Payne Train was SHANNON MURPHY Liam's ex girlfriend.....
I BET THEY DID IT AFTER PROM COS YANNO LIAM IS A CLASSY OLD SCHOOL KINDA GUY. THEY EITHER DID IT ART ONE OF THEIR HOUSES, IN AN EMPTY ROOM THERE OR IN THE WOODS COZ HE WAS FOURTEEN AND FOURTEEN YEAR OLDS CANNOT RENT HOTEL ROOMS. FRICK, IT WAS PROBABLY IN THE MEN'S BATHROOM BC LIAM WOULD NEVER GO INTO THE BATHROOM COZ HE'S CLASSY AND STUHFF WELL HE WAS BACK IN '09
THEN HW MET DANIELLE AND SHE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DANCE "DANCE" (Pun Intended) SO NOW HE HAS ALL OF THESE EXTRA CURRICULAR MOVES N SHIZZZ
AND NOW FINNALY SOPHIA THE OLD FRIEND IS LIMPING THAT'S WHY SHE'S STANDING LIKE THAT BC THE PAYNE TRAIN WENT OFF THE RAILS
(Fo you remember summer '09 wanna roll back like pressing rewind, you were mine and we never said gooodbyyyeeee)
Well the first girl to ride the Payne Train was SHANNON MURPHY Liam's ex girlfriend.....
I BET THEY DID IT AFTER PROM COS YANNO LIAM IS A CLASSY OLD SCHOOL KINDA GUY. THEY EITHER DID IT ART ONE OF THEIR HOUSES, IN AN EMPTY ROOM THERE OR IN THE WOODS COZ HE WAS FOURTEEN AND FOURTEEN YEAR OLDS CANNOT RENT HOTEL ROOMS. FRICK, IT WAS PROBABLY IN THE MEN'S BATHROOM BC LIAM WOULD NEVER GO INTO THE BATHROOM COZ HE'S CLASSY AND STUHFF WELL HE WAS BACK IN '09

THEN HW MET DANIELLE AND SHE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DANCE "DANCE" (Pun Intended) SO NOW HE HAS ALL OF THESE EXTRA CURRICULAR MOVES N SHIZZZ
AND NOW FINNALY SOPHIA THE OLD FRIEND IS LIMPING THAT'S WHY SHE'S STANDING LIKE THAT BC THE PAYNE TRAIN WENT OFF THE RAILS
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Omfg I feel you... Harry the fuck Styles gets me like shriejv d,jgdlyrn l549$5:075-:@$(;@76:&)5;@6$.);khstfstudskufscns and THE FEELS BRUHHHH AND THE STRUGGLE AND HIS DAMN AS FUCK FABULOUS HAIR Forreal....
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