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Here is my annoying moment #2!

So, is it possible to have minty breath all the time? Well obviously, the answer is no. but if your a character in a fanfiction story, then the answer is yes.

What I want to know is, how do the characters in these stories still have minty breath even after, eating something garlicy, or drinking coffee, or gumming gum (because yes, even chewing minty gum still will make your breath not smell so good)..But they still manage to have minty breath. That's not even possible. All I can say to that is, no no no no no.

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