Something Fishy

For as long as she can remember, all Mal has ever wanted to do was go up to the surface. Not to do something stupid and expose her entire kind, or fall in love with a human like her aunt (the one who wasn’t evil). She just wants to see the world beyond the shore. But when a deal goes wrong, she’s given just three weeks to get a human to say “I love you”. And then One Direction had to go and get themselves involved. Now:
Liam- Is convinced Mal is part of his Disney childhood come to life,
Niall- Can't decide how he feels about Mal being able to eat more than him,
Louis- Thinks Mal is a fake just trying to get into their lives for publicity,
Zayn- keeps trying to draw her. Naked, and
Harry- Keeps accidentally comparing her to one night stands. Striking out much?

With all of this, What's a mergirl to do?

1. Beached.

   In which I learn the Importance of Geography.

2. Amnesia

   Whatever that means.

3. First Impressions

   Like my face made when It hit the sand?