Unexpected You

Sigh.


Liam Payne.


Double Sigh.


Harry Styles.


Triple Sigh.


Liam Payne and Harry Styles.


And big ball of fury that has not yet to be unleashed!


Liam Payne is going out with that slut Sophia Smith. She made my life as a Sophomore in High school hell. I couldn't even stand up for myself because she was a Senior.


I didn't know that Liam went to our school until I transferred there. Now I was the senior and I was graduating tomorrow! I was also Turing 18 next week and going off to college in three months in Washington. I was going to the Washington State University.


Anyway back to my angry fit!


Harry Freakin Styles is freakin going out with Kendall Jenner. A Kardashian!


I swear if I ever met Harry I would slap some sense into him than maybe kiss him.


Yeah, yeah. It's not likely to happen anyway. If it did though I think I would do it anyway without even noticing it. That would make me embarrass myself though.


Anyway....


Sigh.


Louis Tomlinson.


Double Sigh.


Niall Horan.


Triple Sigh.


Zayn Malik.


Thennn.......


Another big ball of fury that has yet to be unleashed.


Louis Tomlinson, the tom-tom, my Boo-bear, has yet to ask the Eleanor Calder to marry him! This is bullshit peoples bullshit. 4 years people! They have been dating for 3 years and has still haven't had the time to pop the question! I mean Perrie and Zayn dated for 2 years, I think, and they are engaged! There has got to be something wrong with this boy! I am waiting for Elounor to get married and have beautiful babies.


The there is Niall Horan.


Barbara Palvin. Really Nialler? Can you pick another girl that is not just using you for fame because you are in 1d and she is just a model that no one barely notices until she started dating you?


I mean literally you can feel the desperation rolling off her in waves and that's not even the half of it. Her eyes. Don't you see the evil that lurked behind those blue eyes.


I see it. The boys see it. All directioners see it!


Boy make up your mind and break up with her.


Have you ever heard the line.


Mother Knows Best.


Well honey 'Directioners Know What's Best For Our Men!'


And that's us.


Than comes Zayn.


Nothing can describe how proud I am of you Zayn.


Marrying a beautiful girl, still managing to keep your career alive, loving your family more than yourself and making time to take shirtless pics of yourself and put them on Instagram, even though it's not visible I know you have some, Tweeting out to your fans and loving us with all your heart.


The only thing I am disappointed by you is that you won't hurry it up!


You need to marry Perrie like soon and like video tape the whole thing for your next One Direction Movie.


This Is Us was great and all but I wanted a wedding! Where's the wedding peoples!


Anyway I am done with my rant and now all I need to do is chill the hell down.


I'm pretty sure whoever is reading my story right now thinks that I'm a crazy person.


Right?


Right?


Never mind anyway back to what I was saying or thinking. I still have something to do today and it doesn't involve me sitting on my laptop all day long.


It involves me getting ready for my graduation tomorrow. I still don't have a date or a dress or anything. This year prom was after graduation so I had to have a change of clothing.


Being the girl that everyone laughs at because of how I dress and why I skateboard to school is a social let down let me tell you that.


Also being the girl who doesn't wear makeup, and has messy curly hair that makes her stand out from the rest is embarrassing but awesome because I am just being me and I am proud.


I am not like any of those skanks that wears to much makeup that makes them look like a clown popped on there faces and those clothing that didn't even cover there bodies.


It's just disgusting.


Those types of girls are just sluts and have no self respect for themselves or each others.


Those types of girl have had sex way before they even turned 15 or 16 and that's terrifying!


If a guy doesn't like a girl because of how she looks than he could go straight to hell.


I am proud of being me and other girls should be too instead of changing who they are for a guy who doesn't appreciate who they are.


Now back to the task at hand I had to find a dress, and shoes for tomorrow. In case you haven guessed I am totally not a girl who would wear heels unless it a special occasion and I am pretty sure that my mom will make me.


I couldn't find any dress in my closet or my moms to wear so I call my best friend Jonas.


Just as she picked up the phone I breathed out my emergency.


"Code 19 prom."


Jonas squealed and I can almost hear her jump in place.


"I'll pick you up in 10." She said and than hung up.


Unless your wondering. Jonas is a girl and a girly girl at that.


We have codes and code 19 is a code that I have never used.


Code 19 is I need help picking out something to wear. Let's got to the mall.


Than you say the occasion and since I said prom she immediately understood.


So I was basically saying that I need help picking out a dress for the prom and we have to go to the mall.


It's funny how I can change subjects from One Direction to Prom in a matter of minutes.


10 minutes later a honk came from the front of the house and I was out of there in a matter of seconds.


Once I entered the passenger seat Jonas took off towards the town mall.


"I can't believe I am going to finally pick out a dress for you!" She squealed.


I sighed. When Jonas gets her mind set on something she doesn't stop until she gets it so it's better not to argue with her.


This will be one hell of a search.

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