Okay, so I'm going to start doing a thing where I mention somebody at the end of each chapter. If you want to get a shout-out, message me and answer the question I will have posted at the end of each chapter. I will also give a random shout-out to whoever the heck I'm texting at that particular moment in time, whether they read this website or not. Just in case nobody messages me or something like that. Or your answer is not legit enough for me.
:)
(Here's an answering hint: make it as crazy as possible. Cool points for creativity!)

Notes

SHOUT-OUTS!!!!

RANDOM PERSON I'M TEXTING AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME:
Samara. (Texting signature: Mara J :-) )

PERSON WHOSE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION WAS LEGIT:
Don't have one. Obviously.

THE QUESTION!!!:
Why don't pineapples wear bathrobes?