A Lovers Dream
The Beginning
Amelia is his stupid girl who loves one direction, what happens when she is getting married to Hiall Moran?
Chapter 1.
Your P.O.V
“ Eh mah Gawd!!!!!!!!! Me getting married to Hiall Sotran!!!! Your bff Amelia said. Hahaha you thought. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
“ Nooooo but I like Hiall!!!” You yelled at yourself. “ POOOOOOO AWWW CRAPPPS!!” “ Well I think poO is gud( Good ). “ FART FART ONE DIRECTION!!!!!
“ Im Harry styles Oh look at my vase oh wait it dropped pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ok now carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzrrrp.” “ EH maeh Gawd Herrry Stillllls!!!!!!!u cant just do that!!!” Amelia screamed at him he fell to the floor dead.
“ I’m so weak!!!” Said HJerry.
“ Well…
Here’s a loooooong story okay? Okay im starting.
Fart said once to be poooop. THE END POOP HEADS/FARTEDRS.” Said Loupoo Tompooson. Amelia looked so pretty thawt herry.
“ Loupooo!!!!!U cant just do dat gawd. U so stupedd” LYKE wee Care AMELIA!! U thought. Amelia jumped up and down on her bed.
“ Crappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp one diiiireencjrsdfjh is here.
“ Grammer.” Taylor said.
“ Ohh well hi ohh lyke wee likee uu. “ Said Zas maweepilk.”
“I’m a Lady person.” Taylor replied.
“ WE NO CARE STUPPPEDD PERSOn!!” u said tripping over a rock a shoe a snake a dog a couch a cat a chores and a mokey. WTFFFF????
“ Wer it come from?!?!?!” SCREAMEd Leem Pee.
“ I have NO CLUEEEEE!!!!” U laughed an laughed at herry face. LYKE LOKL
“ Pfft I’m telling the p word on you Taypor !” said Loupoo Tompooson.
“ Huh? “ Said Taylor.
“ You don’t know whats the p word!!???!! Well its poo/ or pee! See the sentence
Im teling poo/pee on u!
U looked as herry stills was ookin In da mirrior. U laugh at him. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAh.
“EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Da person in da mirrior is ugliiii!!!” He screamed and ran away. LAMB! ( Look At My Butt)” What thje poo? U ask urself.
“ POOOOOO!!! Were???? “ asked Hialllloll!!! OMG U laughed at his coolness. U wish u culd have a bite of yumminesss.
“ I want som POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” Screamed Zas. U luked around for delicacies. WHERE IS IT ????
“ EH MAH GAWDDD.” Said Leem.
“ Wht u asked?”””
“ I luve my ugly friend here.” Said HErry who was lloking in the mirror. “ He is so ugly and bald!!!”
“ EHHHHHHHHHHH HE ISNT AS UGLY AS MY FIRNED””” Screamd Hiall.
“ Boy hjes is ugly…” Laughed LEEM until he looked in the mirror… EHHHHH HE SCEREASm
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
“pppppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppoooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppppppoooooooooopppppppppppppoooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppo” Said Herry Stills. “EH MAH DAWG HERRY U Cant just do dat u pooozies. LOLOLOL u poooooerr” U said.
Awesome Pineapples dagw!!!!!!!” ZAs Screamed in ur ear and u laughed and yelled till u chokeeeed. “ ME Choking!@!!!!1”
The next day u went to STARBUCKS CASUSE STARBUCKS IS THE ONLY FREAKING PLACE IN DA World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U drop ur coffee on your poo/or butt which is better for u? U askess the cahsier and he says his names is only the Zas MAWJEEEWKS. OH crap u thought spilling ur coffeeee on ur little ZAs he licks his hand and says. “ Me so uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyllyllylylylylllllllylylylly!!!!” POIOOOOOOO U thought lloking at the liquid u spilled on the floor. “ OH MY GHODDD.”
“ UUUUU POIOOOOOO!!!!”
“ I love u ZAs!!!” U screamed. Jumping to him hoping he would catch u but u fallin in ur spilled coffeeeee. POOOPS U Cursed.!!!!!....!!!!
“Dang u a pooer but I luv Ameia. She is my life and poo.
Notes
This story is the truth