One direction annoying and stupid moments!

Ok if you sleep with tons of girls/guys how can you not have like studs?Ok this chapter is akward for me but really?If you have sex with:

Emma
Jade
Lilac
kate
Diamond
Ally
Witney
and Olivia

You have to have some type of deices or get some one pregnant.Oh other subject if you have unprotected or condoms(witch some times fail to do there job) and lets say Zayn has sex with 15 girls and he does not have any desies or any child?That must be per luck!Ok this counts for any person in the fanfic ok?ok!


-its brittany bitch

Notes

ok akward tension while writing this.This guy who has a crush on me is texting me and I am not ugh of a smut reader but when it comes around every now again you have to do it right!XD
thanks for any constant readers XDD <3