Teh raepin of teh censhury

so der i wuz, kiln fagts with my FN-FAL and den i saw deez 5 fagts, i puld out me gun and shot dem in teh balz. as it turns out dey wer gey so dey had no balz. den i fund out dey was 1d. i was liek praise jebus i ned to kil dem. so i shot dem in teh hed. dey is ded nao. i am a national hero. mein nam is wilford brimley. have a good day fagts.

don forgt to eet ice crem and aple piee u dum fuk

DIS IS TEH ONRY ONE CHAPTER. IF U WANT MORE GO FUK URSELVES.

Notes

ur mum lol