Dumb Fanfic Moments

So Harry and Rose are in the car.

Harry and I were in the car driving to the movie theatre.
He turned to look at me eVEN THOUGH WE WERE IN THE DAMN CAR and stared into my poop brown eyes.
I stared into his green orbs. They shined like diamonds.
''I love your eyes, Rose.''
''Ew no my eyes are brown and dull and boring.''
We leaned in closer and tHEN BAM A CAR HIT US AND WE DIED THE END.

They always have to get into a car crash!
Why can't they die from something original like.
Cancer.
Zombie Apocolypse.
Murdered.
or maybe even jumping oFF A GOD DAMN CLIFF.

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