Dumb Fanfic Moments

I really hate it when....

so i putz on sam lipstik
and a lite shade of mascara
i wnt ut to starbukz and 1dircetionnjk was der.
i ordred ma usualrvn and i gotz ze cup of starbukz.
I den saw dat harreh was being sexay and i gt rlly wetz.
i splt ma cofe on harreh and i says ''sorreehhhh me rlly sorrehhhh!''
i strted craying on harrehs sholder.
''dnt wrry rose bby i luff you!''
he den tok me hem wit him and da boyz.
neil was sting his nandos and lewis was eaten his cawot lik da lil cawot he is.
den mah sista cam ova and lewis fell in luff wit her.
i den got jelly bc i kinda luff louis.
neil kissed mah sista afta dey gota married 2 scnds lata,
so she gt canca and dyed.
lewis gt rlly upzet so he jumped of le cliff and dyed.
neil got rlly sad cuz dat was he bff forever waa.
den neil dyed bc he wanted to and harreh luffed meh.
evrythign was normal and so me was wlkin down le streets of new york town.
i got raped bay a hobo but lyam safed me and trew a spoon at le hobo.
i den rlized dat lyam waz mah tru luff.

GAHH ITS SO ANNOYING!
Do you even grammar?

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