The bored book

hey im sarah and i want to tell you about the best weekend ever... so me and my bff candace went to my dads this weekend (my parents are divorced) and when we got there we figured out tht there was an ice cream truck tht went through the neigborhood so when it got to the house we stopped it and then after we got our ice cream ppl started coming down the road to get the ice cream.... then we went to my uncle garage and there was a bunch of big machinery and she thought for sure she was gonna die b4 we left but it turns out tht she cut her self on the most least likely thing A FLIPPIN" CAN OF VIENNA SAUSAGE'S then we were looking for band aids and couldnt find then so she used duck tape and toilet paper about 5 minutes later i was looking at a wall and there it was FIRST AID KIT.wtf. So then we had rolley office chair races through the building. it was awesome but tht aint it if you want the rest of my weekend (tht was only day 1) you better get to commenting and subscribing

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some times if im bored i start randomly singing... is tht wierd
-sarah malik, lots of love