
In a Heartbeat
Only in America Can a Toddler Get in a Fight With a Pack of Skittles
"And this is what happens when you get in a fight with a pack of Skittles," I said, grinning as I put a hat on Lux, literally topping off the outfit.

As for myself, I was already dressed in a flannel shirt and blue jeans.

Now, I realize that Lux's outfit could give someone a migraine, which is kinda the whole point.
"Say 'cheese', Lux!" I said, taking a picture of Lux with my phone when she did. "Should we go see the guys?"
"Yes," she said in her cute little voice.
I quickly sent the picture of Lux to my mom with the caption "Looks like we have a Heather lookalike!", then picked her up and grabbed my key card, then walked down the hallway to the penthouse lobby where the five idiots where playing Wii Sports. Niall was up against Harry in boxing, and I wasn't sure who was winning.
Setting Lux down behind me, I leaned against a wall. "So tell me, what does it look like when one gets in a fight with a pack of Skittles and loses?"
The game was paused and they all turned to look at me.
"I dunno," said Niall.
"I second that, but I think I can safely say that it would be a very messy experience," Louis said. "Why?"
"Because if any of you have ever asked yourself that question, I have the answer," I said, stepping aside.
Lux ran over to Harry, her tutu bouncing, but before she reached him, Louis swooped in and picked her up, holding her above his head. "Harry's in a very important boxing match against Niall and we mustn't disturb his concentration. He's losing."
"Yeah...... I suck at boxing," Harry said, scratching the back of his neck.
"Which is why I chose it!" Niall replied.
"Gimme that," I said, taking the Wii remote from Harry. I unpaused the game when Niall had turned his attention back to the TV screen and in two minutes, the game was over. I turned to Niall. "You suck at boxing."
"But... but..." Niall said, speechless. "I always win at boxing!"
"And I never lose," I said, plopping down on the couch and shrugging. "I get the TV at nine tonight, so y'all better be done with it at ten to."
"Why? I like my late-night TV," Zayn said.
"Boo hoo. So do I. Larry the Cable Guy is on and you people have made me miss it for the past three weeks so I get to watch it tonight."
"Yeah, guys. Her hat says 'Larry the Cable Guy' on it. See?" Louis said, pointing at it. "Um, who's Larry the Cable Guy and why is he famous? I mean, he's a cable guy."
I exhaled with emphasis and facepalmed. "If he was really a cable guy, he wouldn't have his own TV show now, would he?" I said. "He's a comedian and he has this show called Only in America and he goes to a state and finds people and places that make the US so unique."
"Ohhhhhh!" Liam said, sounding like he knew what I was talking about. "I still don't know who the heck he is but okay."
Notes
Yeahhh.... Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy was on last night and HE WAS IN NORTH DAKOTA! OHMYGOSH I WAS SO EXCITED! And, of course, everybody knew it but me. I had to wait until the SHOW to find out.So I'm creating a blog under a pseudonym and once I start posting on it I'll put the link on here or something so you guys can read about my personal life without me rambling here.
And this way you'll have an option.
HA!
You guys probably don't want to read about my boring life. Usually my life is actually kind of exciting, except for the fact that I haven't seen my two best friends since the day before the last day of school. It sucks.
Anyway, I have to give the oldest rugrat a snack (the other one is still asleep), so I'll shut up and go now.
HEY. Your official-unofficial announcements sadden me. No promises or not, I really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY hope you decide to eventually continue. I won't even be mad if you do a rewrite but dude, you gotta do something. I WILL DIE IF THIS STORY DOES NOT CONTINUE.
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